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1. No
2. No, although I think the grouping of people into 'conservative' and 'liberal' is a bit silly to begin with

>no
>no

1- Yes
2- No, most of Americas obese people come from the south, who are used to eat McDonalds and fried shit. There are some worthless left leaning obese people and they are worse than obese conservatives but they are way fewer.

>1 - Yes
although i think i'm biased since i'm a doctor

>2 - No
again because i'm biased: the conservative party in UK are fucking up my pay and working environment (NHS). i don't really care about the policies or immigrant scum or whatever the fuck, the mongrel common folk fucking plebian citizens can deal with that, i'm just concerned about my salary really

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Your results are skewed by response selection bias asking this on Veeky Forums, if youre attempting to make any meaningful correlation.

1) Yes

2) Im pretty hardline middle or probably leaning more to the left as more normies identify the same. I don't think the government should be telling us what decisions we should make but I also think they should keep big corp and big bank in check, possible provide some sort of work program along with welfare (isnt that what the army is anyways), UBI would be great in the future. Also think guberment should leave our guns alone and if your an illegal citizen you need to go back, and we should harshly punish businesses that use them, etc...

>No
>No

are we talking american or euro conservatism/liberalism, since they're both somehow totally different?

I only did it here cause there's at least one FPH thread at any moment of the day

>1.Do you hate fat people
Yes
>2. Are you conservative
Yes, Paleolibertarian masterrace

1. yes
2. no

every time I go see a doctor they seem so uninterested

how uninterested are you in your patients, do you really only care about the money?

Just whatever you label yourself as if anything at all, even things in between such as libertarian, but to actually answer your question American conservative/liberal since that's what i actually know about

Yes, sort of. Not personally but hate what they are
I'm not conservative because I hate the current society. But I'm very anti liberal

yes unless they fix it.
yes

yes
yes

though I have to say I don't hate fat people at the gym or if I see them out running. today I saw a ridiculously fat chick and within 3 minutes she pulled out not only a chocolate bar but also a bag of nuts because I guess they go together well. who the fuck carries around a chocolate bar anf a bag of roasted nuts? maybe at home watching a movie I could understand but at school? also se was about 20yo and maybe 160-180kg. i hated her

i dont hate fat people, but i hate people with weak willpower that can't control their eating. it reminds me of the worst part of myself, and my fatass family.

i personally am not that interested in patients, and most of my colleagues are probably the same. there are exceptions.

i remember being in medical school years ago and doctors saying to me "enjoy your university years, these'll be the last good years of your life haha" or something along those lines, and i just brushed it all off as shit banter

but lo and behold being a medic sucks, and good pay + lowering patient/doctor ratios are the only thing i really care about

Paleolib ftw niqqa

yes
on some issues

>in general? Yes

>Britbong so no at the moment, privitisation is going to ruin this already damned country (fuck you brexit).

Half my family is fat, like obese, and my feelings for them are of loathing and disgust yet I pretend I like them and continue to smile and socialise with them, infact I "get along" with them much better in their eyes because pretending and putting on a persona is always easier than the truth.

1: Yes
2: No

>correlation
idk, on the one hand the fat acceptance HAES nonsense is mostly coming from liberal SJWs. OTOH, the Obama administration cared more about tackling obesity than either Bush or Trump.
Also, have you ever talked to a fat southerner? Those hicks don't have HAES blogs on Tumblr because they don't use the internet, but they're just as bad as the SJWs.

I hate fat people a lot, I hate their horrible, degenerate lifestyle

No
I'm fairly liberal, I support education, science, free speech, unions, and government programs designed to help people who really, genuinely need the help.

1. no, I just feel sorry for them
2. no

1)yes
2)yes

> education, science, free speech

implying the right wing is against any of these things

at least you have the mirage of a normal family.

i hate going out to eat/see a movie/do anything with my fatass and socially inept family.

>Yes.
>Strasserist/Nazbol

1. Yes
2. NatSoc

They are quite literally against all of those things

you don't know nearly as much about politics as you think you do

>t. rationalwiki

>implying they aren't
at least in America, conservatives hate science and education.

wish all fats would die in their sleep, srs
yes

>neoliberals

Neoliberals aren't right wing, dude. They're socialists that like Israel and muh patriotisms

>Short answer yes, but I don't hate them just because they're fat. It just tends to be that fat people have incredibly poor thought processes and decision making and are generally fucking idiots
>Classical liberal/libertarian. More right leaning than not by today's standards.

climate change alarmism has been a meme since the 90s, and the 'overwhelming scientific consensus' the left wing likes to hit as a political talking point still hasn't been able to put forth an accurate, general predictive model

also

> reduced federal spending means that the right wing 'hates things' rather than not wanting to run up the deficit even further

Yes to both

wtf are you talking about?
>Mike Pence and Ted Cruz are totally far-left socialists you guys, they aren't conservative at all!
no

mike pence and ted cruz aren't neoliberals, my man

the clintons are neoliberals

Okay. But the Clintons believe in science, and Pence and Cruz think science is a hoax.
So back to the original point: Conservatives don't believe in science

1. Kind of.
2. NatSoc.

>libertarian

ur a living meme

science isn't something you 'believe in'

it's a process by which hypothesis about how the world works are put to the test and then used as the basis for models with predictive value

climate change models have failed time and again to make accurate predictions

that the right wing is consequently skeptical of the results of climate science does not mean that they 'don't believe' in the scientific method

like holy shit man have you even taken a STEM course

>believe in science

1. I don't hate individual fat people, but being fat is obscene. It's emblematic of the attitude which, given a modicum of prosperity and security, settles down into animal hedonism.

2. Radical right

1. No, although I do think that obesity and cardiovascular issues in the US are a huge problem
2. No

honestly jelly of her thicc wrists

>predict that an increase in greenhouse gases will lead to an increase in greenhouse effect
>exactly that happens
oh wow yeah user those scientists sure are wrong!

Have you ever even read literally anything at all about climate change that didn't come from /pol/ or The Blaze you scientifically illiterate fucktard?
>durrrr I'm too dumb to understand science I guess I'll just insult libruls!

yes. As in, do you believe that we should accept scientific explanations for things, or do you believe that a magical fairy in the sky is responsible for everything? Conservatives believe the latter

>it's 2017 and there are people on the internet who literally believe that the greenhouse effect is fake
like holy shit how are you people this fucking dumb? Are you anti-vaxxers too?

1. No
2. Yes

My boss is a great guy but a huge fat fuck cause he's got dat anxiety.

>As in, do you believe that we should accept scientific explanations for things, or do you believe that a magical fairy in the sky is responsible for everything? Conservatives believe the latter
muh strawman

1.No, but I do think that every person should strive to be in good physical condition. I do despise people that are ignorant and proud, like the people in fph threads that claim they are healthy. Although I also understand that not all fat people are like that, and that much of the hate comes from fat people so they can motivate themselves

2.Classic liberal

> failing to understand the difference between the left wing's climate change alarmism and the basic observation that the greenhouse effect exists

ha

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1. Yes
2. No

Yes (used to be obese myself)
Yes

How is it a strawman? People who reject scientific explanations virtually all substitute it with a religious explanation.

1. I don't have the emotional energy to really hate anything, so no (>inb4 edge)
2. No

>I believe that GHGs affect temperature, I just don't believe that changing the concentration of GHGs will affect the temperature
ha

Yes because I am one and currently working on fixing it. Fatties like him just like to play victim and never take responsibility for their actions. Fuck them and fuck fat acceptance.

Yes

1) Yes, but I won't ever berate them for it unless they try to push that's it healthy. I'm actually a big fan of boogie, and have been for a while. He's never pushed HAES, he admits it's his personal problems keeping him from losing weight.

2) Depends

Fiscally yes
Immigration wise yes (I'm against illegal immigration and open borders, I'm the child of first generation legal immigrants)
Socially no, fuck religion, stop wasting time with abortion and gay shit.

hi boogie!

explain exactly when the earth will become unlivable due to temperature increases and exactly what needs to be done to prevent that

> inb4 'no really the global warming rapture will happen in the next 10 years this time believe me'
> inb4 'the US needs to stop using fossil fuels because exxon touched me in the bad place once'

protip

you can't

this line of reasoning is so weird to me
>object to state control over education
>WHY DO YOU HATE EDUCATION YOU MEANIE :(((

but in the current year, the left could propose that the state should take over all food production, and if the right wing objects to it, and the media would spin it as
>REPUBLICAN NAZIS HATE FOOD!
>RIGHT WING BIGOTS WANT EVERYBODY TO STARVE!

>1.Do you hate fat people
Yes.
>2. Are you conservative
Yes.

You mad?

>>REPUBLICAN NAZIS HATE FOOD!
I'm empathetic to both of those groups and I also hate food

yes and yes

>EXPLAIN EXACTLY THIS EXACTLY
you don't understand how science works. Like at all. And I really can't explain to you the fundamental basics of science right now. Suffice to say: You are completely fucking retarded when it comes to science if you think science can get as specific as "in 73.2746 years, the earth will become unliveable due to a 3.42658293484 degree C increase in temperatures caused by a 264.633778% increase in CO2 and a 489.3245 increase in CH4"

>tldr: I don't believe in science
glad that's settled

>1.Do you hate fat people
not outright hate
but generally dislike them and the idea that public health care pays for the consequences of their gluttony
>2. Are you conservative
more reactionary than conservative i'd say

Give a scientific explanation for the current rise in temperatures. One that hasn't already been disproven.
Pro-tip: You can't, because if you could you'd be collecting a Nobel Prize

> reasoning

you're overestimating our friends on the left

there are plenty of models that achieve that degree of predictive accuracy

> it's not that i'm not as correct as i think i am it's that you're too stupid to understand me

yeah sure man whatever salvages your ego

Yes and Yes

1. Yes.
2. No.

1. yes
2. yes

1. don't hate fat people, i hate the concept of fat normalization
2. no

1. No. I'm a chubby chaser that plows BBWs unrepentantly. SJW rainbow hairs can fuck right off tho. Pic related
2. I've consistently been center-left leaning my entire life but in 201x the overton window has been shifted far enough that I would be regularly pigeon-holed as "alt-right" even though I have never identified as such. I'm sticking to my guns.

actual science does get that specific. see: comp sci algorithm runtime analysis, or reaction rate and energy throughput, or EE integrated circuit design, etc.

i think the point he is trying to make is that climate models are very wonky and have proven highly inaccurate time and time again - to rely on the dubious prediction of these models and take them as the be-all and end-all for policy decision making (like the left regularly demands) is fucking dumb.

yes, thank you.

t. also trained in CS

a tip for you good sir

I guess the middle ground would be, ameriburger conservatives support proven science(36 genders is 34 reasons the west deserves to play fallout 5), effective education without literal state sanctioned bias(im workiong on my third stem degree, spare me the kneejerk "you just cant handle college" meme), and free speech including the freedom to call you a moron

>(36 genders is 34 reasons the west deserves to play fallout 5)
I like your words

1. Yes
2. Nationalist

>Nationalist
that's not much of a political ideology it's more of a singular aspect of one

...

Yes to both

1. yes
2. nationalist

1) Yes
2) No

1.Yes
2.National socialist

Meine kameraden

>ah yes, the vegan of conservatives

>1.Do you hate fat people
Yes. For the record, I also hate furries, indians, mudslimes, Canadians, most Europeans, most South Americans, Mexicans, Koreans and Africans.
>2. Are you conservative
More than most, I guess