*MIRIN STORIES*

Lets hear about the only forms of validation you get from people.

>Be me
>One of the swolest guys at school at 18.
>Seated dumbbell pressed 90s for 3 reps the other day.
>Mired nearly everyday.
>ONLY BY GUYS AND OLDER WOMEN, NEVER GIRLS MY AGE.
>"You-you-u bench?"
>One time sitting in class with ear buds.
>The fucking teacher is laughing at me.
>I take off my my earbuds to figure out why she's laughing.
>She calls me over to her desk and tells me that a kid in the hallway yelled something like "holy fuark his arms!"
>She knows I have no friends and tries to make me feel better.
>"So yeah, it was funny, hope it made you feel good about your..Guns.."
>After thinking about why only guys and old women mire me, i grab the tape measure.
>5'10"
>Well that's the end of my chapter.

Was this a mire or am i being delusional?
>Qt walks in room with her friend who forgot something.
>While her friend is looking for her stuff i glance at the qt.
>She glances at me too and make awkward eye contact.
>i look away quickly
>She has a slight smile as she is looking away.
>She glances at me again.
>This time we hold it for a couple seconds
>She still has that smiley expression.
>Her friend finds her shit and they leave.
>As they walk out the door she glances at me again and leaves.
i am only 5'9" and not very attractive, so i dont know why she would look at me like that unless i was doing something autistic and not realizing it.

>She calls me over to her desk

Should have bent her over and fuck her on the desk. Not gonna make it/10

It's not your height you're just ugly bro.

>go to gym
>deadlift 3 pl8
>few people lolling impressed because my gym is full of overweight middle aged men who look really fucking lost

That's about it

>hang out with a bro I haven't seen in a while
>go to his flat, there's a chick there. as it turns out, its one of his roommates.
>having some conversation around a small round table with some Mike's hard lemonade (so delicious)
>wearing an old shirt that has shrunk in the wash, so my biceps were filling the sleeve to the brim (prob like 14" at the time)
>girl in the midst of conversation interrupts and asks to feel my arms
>sure, tell them I've been hitting the gym recently. (6 months, 165lbs@5'10" think Im still dyel mode) have mini convo about fitness
>afterward resume regular conversation
>can feel her eyes lingering on me, like she didnt really notice me before
>can feel her directing more attention in the conversation to me
>fast forward an hour and a half, I've got to leave, hug my bro & her, then leave
>next day, get a text from her. apparently she asked my friend for my number
>don't text her back because I don't want to cuck friend and also cuz autism

I probably missed out. Regardless, feelsgoodman to have fruition come from my work in the gym.

You fucking queer. You raging homosexual. You absolute cock sucking, ball fondling, ass grabbing, deep throating, cum gobbling, dick licking, having-sex-with-other-men-and-liking-it-and-then-asking-for-more, complete and utter FAGGOT

You've clearly blown a better opportunity, haven't you?

never pass up a good thing

Not cucking your friend.

He shouldn't fuck his roommate anyway, such a bad idea. Clearly you can be comfortable talking to her, just hang out with her again and see what habbens.

My mom says I'm getting too big so I have that going for me I guess

these girls were flirting with me at a fast food joint today

she wants the D

> schools days, away on a regional track meet and just finished first of three races and have almost 2 hours before next
> track uniform is silky tank top with some silky nut huggers which I compensated for with some under armor
> head on down street to food mart in this backwards hick town
> finally get my shit and lo and behold all the lines in I assume the only place to get food around here that isn't cured meat are long which is a contrast to my small dick size
> suddenly a "come hither" floats past my ears and as I look over to the drug counter where some qt is offering to serve me next
> couple in front of me but still far back in line start bitching but she ignores that
> I stride on over and she gives me a top to bottom before I get close to the counter with a smirk when she reaches the nut huggers
> " are you like, an athlete or something"?
> I explain myself while she does her thing
> "Well my names Amber (didn't care) and I hope you win your next races"
> OK BYE
> "Hold on user! Let me see your receipt"
> She gets a pen and starts scribbling on the back
> "There, so you don't forget my name"
> It's her name and number and I suddenly put all the pieces together
> I look at her and smile and she leans to the side of me to tell some guy behind me that the counter is closed
> I walk out to the glares of people still in line

Or something like that

>catch girls staring
>smile and nod at them to be friendly
>they do not initiate conversation
>i have no feelings one way or the other, i have to focus on work and achieving my personal successes anyhow
>move on with my life


such is life for russian

>>After thinking about why only guys and old women mire me, i grab the tape measure.
t. 6'

I want to achieve concerned mom mode so bad.

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Yes that was her miring u idiot. Say hello next time

MIRE

Either tell her no or accept. Just respond you filthy autist

One of my teachers asked If I was still going gym.
>tfw he said I've gotten big
>some classmates turn around and ask me for lifting tips

Felt good man

This girl is a professional yoga instructor...shes so hot.

Im not even super fit yet but ive gotten some decent gains and she always mires

feelsgudman

Tell her no luke.

luke pls

>sitting in class in college
>wearing a plain black shirt, 16" biceps and 6'3, 205lbs
>break time
>my girlfriend that sat next to me goes to the bathroom
>slide over next to the other 4 girls she hangs out with
>small talk
>out of nowhere one of the girls says "do you work out or what, i dont get it"
>i say "what do you mean?"
>"i was watching you and youre all built and shit, your arms are huge, you have to be doing something, you're all muscly"
>"nah i just work around the yard sometimes"
>"so what you were born like that?"
>"i guess"
>i literally flex a cep as a joke and they start miring my arm and comparing their arms to mine
>"wow mine fits in yours like 3 times"
>eventually gf comes back
>tell her about the mires i got
>she's the only one that knows i work out

6 months of working out from skeleton mode boys. Started getting asked if i work out while in sweaters 2 months ago.

>sit next to girl in my early morning health sciences lecture
>we make conversation sometimes, get breakfast sometimes
>she's got a boyfriend so its not a big deal
>one day she wears a low cut top and fucking booty shorts
>mind starts wandering during lecture
>boner_deployed.exe
>dont really give a shit, she's a friend
>wearing tapered sweats that day and think she cant see it anyways
>get up to leave
>look down to her to say goodbye
>she's basically making eye contact with my crotch
>she quickly looks up
>her face gets red
>she says bye and starts quickly grabbing her stuff to leave
>later that week
>taking off sweatshirt and the shirt below it gets caught
>quickly go to pull the shirt down
>she's staring at my waist
>again quickly diverts eyes once i catch her
>fuark
finals are soon so i'm just going to be stuck the whole summer fapping but at least now i have material
whoever it is shes dating should seriously consider making her wear a burka and a chastity belt

No squatting in story as russian. Fake.

stop doxxing me

>Job involves getting heavy stuff off high shelves
>For some reason, the management hires mostly short chicks
>I'm the exception
>Always get called when there's something they can't reach
>Always "user be careful, we need you so don't hurt yourself"
>Caught a girl biting her lip on time
I pity everyone below 6'

>getting involved with a woman who had male roommates

Save yourself the trouble with a "I'm just like one of the guys!" routine. You're obviously not that into her anyway.

>gives me her name and number
>I put all the pieces together

Astute deduction, Holmes.

>Mike's hard lemonade (so delicious)

Mfw been lifting for 9 years, fairly sure I'm reasonably good looking, intelligent and get 'mired' fairly regularly, but make no efforts with women. I think I seem normal to my family/friends but I regularly feel apathetic/gloomy Veeky Forums. Has anyone felt like this for a long time then get over it?

>I pity everyone below 6'
sounds like manlet pit cleaner

>home for the summer from uni to save money
>all my parents friends remark how big I look
>see exs dad and step mom. First thing out of their mouths was "wow, you got big user"


I'll take these mires

Yeah you have a feminine mentality
Its easy to get that, but if you want to snap out of it, you need to put some effort in to not fall for your gloomy feels

Oh boy, reading that story has made want to crack open a cold case of Mike's Hard Lemonade. So delicious. So Mike.

Please don't associate me with your kind, dwarf

Faggot

Your post is just you being sexist with no useful advice

>just you being sexist
do you realize where you are?

Calm down. He's 15, he doesnt realize how cringey it is to be into Mike's Baby's First Alcoholic Drink

>built fat, still need to lose a good 15-20 kgs
>even so, have a good chest/arms to waist ratio and look built as fuck with a shirt on
>only noticeable mirin' by older men and women
I can't imagine standards have changed that much so does this mean people my age are mirin' too and old folks just give less a fuck about hiding it? I want some mires my age damn it Veeky Forums

>squat 450, dl 550, bench 335
>nobody says a word
>get compliments/mires every time I box jump
>older qt impressed, says she could never do that
>gym attendant asks why I don't do track

Elementary school never ends. The kid with the fastest sprint and highest jump gets the mires

pls respond

I lold so hard at this for some reason

Are Asian mires life's greatest pleasure?

Luke, did I ever tell you how your father fucked prime pussy on the reg, unlike you? He was a good friend.

Will you guys stop with this "I'm 5'10" bullshit. You're using it as an excuse for not being confident and THAT is why they don't want you.

Pro tip: stop jerking off and guess what, bang, instant confidence. But you dorks won't believe that either!

What the fuck are you training for if you're going to hate yourself either way?

>tfw can never experience a broken-english asian mire because half black

>Picture of a girl I know on Facebook
>her male friend comments TFW your not going out with [my name]
>her face in the picture lost and disappointed

>sits around with headphones in all day showing no interest in the women around him
>questions why they're not interested
Try reciprocating a little bit. Smile at them when you make eye contact. Try talking to them. You're apparently a senior in high school, so worst case scenario you get rejected a couple times by people you actually never have to see again.

my sides way too hard at this

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Goddamn Luke. Unironically, pls respond.

Ever heard of Filipino girls?

This guy gets it.

nice

Nice Jon

Bro I'm 5 foot 7, do you know the things I'd do to be your height. Please just shut the fuck up

As if

Sounds memerific

THAKINGINDANORF!!!

r u me?

>out at the club
>gay dudes constantly trying to pick me up
>past their prime divorcees all wanna touch
>girl grinds on me one time
>bet her friends that she could try on my cowboy hat

Am I a faggot?

By my calculations she's not married so you should still try to smash if given the opportunity. Also, technically not a "friend" if you just met her. 4 years of college and then you say goodbye.

>cowboy hat
Do you live in an area where that's appropriate or are you autistic?

>11 years ago, college
>texting classmate about upcoming midterms in the morning
>Me: nah I'm not ready either
>Her: fuck me tomorrow
>Me: I know right might as well start preparing for the finals
>she stopped texting me and talking to me IRL
>don't care 2006 year of the MMO
>see OP's pic
>mfw

>trying to pick up "country" girls at a "country bar"
Appropriate, but yes the charade is autistic.

>old folks just give less a fuck about hiding it
This but also you're still a fat fuck, younger people haven't gotten into the settling mentality yet. They'll start miring when you're lean

I honestly can't even tell if this is shopped or not anymore

help

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is this Chloe shooped? I can't tell

>Im 48 years old
>175 cm
>96-97 kg
>bald
>glasses
>grey beard
>10-12% bodyfat

the moment sb see me for the first time when Im undressing jacket and left only in rashguard t-shirt

You know fucking nothing about mirin', kids.

>"obliquefoto"
>no obliques

the only shopped thing here is the sips

What did you start as weight wise?

>just be konfidunt bro
gee thanks Chad

>tfw my Mum checked my room for steroids when I told her I hit a 100kg deadlift

probably being delusional. My friend always thinks girls are smilling to him when they're just looking at him without a poker face

> be me yesterday
> in small, major-specific seminar class at uni
> one girl in the class is a prospective major in her senior year of high school who's taking the class early
> qt 8/10
> see her and another girl out of the corner of my eye slightly behind me
> other girl: "so are you going to go here full time next year?"
> qt: "i hope so, this programme is really fun." *motions towards me* "also this was a beautiful surprise"
> pretend like i didn't hear it
> stare straight ahead
> beat off furiously that night about putting my load down her throat

I'd like to thank the acdaemy

>be me
>not even that bad lookin
>dress good
>have a nice car
>not a total DYEL
>never get mired
i dont vye for it but it would be nice to be mired at least once every few years.

>pretend like i didn't hear it
>stare straight ahead
>beat off furiously that night about putting my load down her throat

nice bro
the trick is to not initiate anything, and to just jerk your wiener to the thought instead

Move to Japan or become famous in Korea.

this happened to my buddy. he has freak arms and his mom yelled at him "user you need to stop , you look ridiculous, you're starting to look freakish" he starts to doing body builder poses until he rips a huge fart and we leave for the gym.

>hey are you up
>yea are you?
>yep

Wow, he enjoys something, fuck him right? You sound like the guy who only drinks local craft beer and won't shut the fuck up about it.

> oh shit the weird guy glanced at me. I hope my friend comes quickly, he may be dangerous
>I'll keep an eye on him in case he tries to do something fishy
> fuck he's looking at me again? Why is he not looking away? What does he want?
>friend is done, phew. I'll look back to ensure he does not attack us from behind
> fucker was staring at us, probably eye fucking our asses

>Reading on phone in upper level of college food court
>DYEL weeb friend follows me (I had just finished talking to his group, who really wanted to include me, about some plans for the next day)
>He's talking about some shit I'm not paying attention to
>Notice qt staring at me from seats behind DYEL weeb dude
>She's talking to her friends and constantly shifts her vision towards me
>Make eye contact and she smiles
>She licks her lips and breaks it after a few seconds
>Look back at friend but focus my peripheral vision on her
>She's constantly turning to me and points me out to her friends
>Spend most my time there making eye contact with her
>Waves at me as I stand up to leave
>She has a lip bite smile on her face
>Give her a small wave back
>
>Never spoke to her

Honestly, I didn't want to meet her since I already had a pregnant girl try to trick me into fucking her so she could, I assume, say the kid was mine, so I was a bit paranoid of any womans' interest in me.
I still am.

>From skeleton to 16 inch arms in 6 months

Sure thing budy, unless you had 15 inch arms to begin with or you have a fatceps, this did not happen.

>“We like cuddling! Muscles are disgusting! We don’t like men who are obsessed with the gym! >We want to look better than the man!” they would say.

>At this point, I started getting annoyed with their behavior, and asked them the following question:

>“What type of man are you looking for?”

>They paused for a second, and replied “Well, obviously a nice guy that’s going to treat us with respect, and who can communicate in a way that does not offend us.”

>At this moment, I had a big smirk on my face, knowing damn well that what I was about to say next would cause them to flip out.

>“So then why do you cheat on your boyfriends for asshole guys like me?” I exclaimed.

>They were silent for a few seconds, and then suddenly went full bitch mode.

>“You’re such an asshole, Alex! You don’t talk to a lady like that! Go fuck yourself! You don’t know what a woman likes!” they screamed.

>Of course, their words didn’t faze me.

>I just sat there in a calm and collected fashion, as I sipped on my cool glass of lemonade.

>After about 5 minutes of them ranting at me, I cut them off and said “So when are we fucking? Next Tuesday or next Saturday?”

>They quickly glanced at each other, as their eyes and mouths widened.

>“What did you just say???” they barked.

>“You heard me. Are we fucking next Tuesday or next Saturday?”

>Interestingly enough, they started giggling and eventually began playing my game.

>They would say things like “You are so bold! You are so bad! You are something else!”

>Just as expected, they were coming on to me.

>8 months lifting
>14 inch arms
kill me now

Was the same, joind the church (catholic), picked up new habits and met a qt while lecturing kids how to climb on a camp.
Don't worry, we're all gonna make it brah.

Girl at bbq called me manly yesterday even tho i have babyfat in cheeks, feels decent man, would bone

>two weeks away from being 19
>freshman year at uni
>sitting in statistics final exam
>girl sitting to the left of me keeps staring in my direction
>figure she's just trying to cheat off my test and ignore
>finish exam, get up and walk out into the hallway
>as I'm getting up she did also
>catches me in the hallway
>"hey, sorry for being weird but you have a great body"
>I get pissed off since I'm being objectified
>pull out my dad's old 1995 straight razor and hold it to her neck
>"nothing personal you vapid cunt"
>slit her throat then start running
>cops are already outside
>Goku and Krillen are there
>Goku kamehames my ass and I die
>In heaven
>God is real
>Athiest were wrong

Good things come to those who lift

what is this autistic fantasy shit?

extract from one of alphadestiny's pdfs

I work at a diner and there is an old folks home next to it. I'm constantly being winked at by older women. Yesterday a women who is at least 70 started touching my shoulders and telling me I look perfect with my beard .sometimes when I'm walking down state street random girls will point at me or say something like "that kind" to their friend
I have gotten laid before a few times just by asking "would you like to dance" and once at the end of the night just by having some drunk sloot tell me she wants me.
I don't even look like I lift either
Just a chad