If you dont do boxing or a martial art as cardio you're risking becoming a meme

If you dont do boxing or a martial art as cardio you're risking becoming a meme
>actually has a purpose
>you wont end up on a worldstar video
>nothing has ever been resolved by telling someone your max on deadlift
>being able to teach your son how to fight or protect him self in the future

still though, being able to deadlift 2-3pl8 means your core is pretty strong and can definitely handle someone that don't lift.

Any fat man off the street can dl 3 pl8 m8.

if i was ever in a random street fight, i'd run away, as most martial artists will tell you is the safest way out of a confrontation. fuck archaic manliness bull, i don't know what this person's capable of, might have a knife on him and i die because of some stupid bullshit

alright breh

This is the right response. But you're still a pussy.

Same here, but not that it'd help since I'm as slow as an ox.

If you get in a fight you are either poor or dumb

if your not prepared to fight you are a coward

> (OP)
>your core is pretty strong and can definitely handle someone that don't lift.


Not against someone who trains for real. The Gracie Challenge videos where they challenge all comes are myriad. See for yourself.

>thinking you will ever breed
I do not come to Veeky Forums for the jokes, and yet here I sit, laughing.

White boys are too scared to go to boxing gyms and be around blacks and Mexicans, they'd rather do MemeMA in their suburban McDojos

Boxing and Muay Tai are the only acceptable forms of fighting for men. Traditional Asian martial arts like Karate, Tai Kwon Do, Kung Th, etc. don't really apply to real world application. They are just a fancy art form. And MMA/Ju Jitsu are for faggots. Although they are effective, you're a faggot for dry humping a man's leg and calling yourself a fighter

White boys run boxing in 2017

Wtf I hate white people now

>white Americans claiming slavs and gypsies as their own

pathetic

If you do it only for cardio you are already a meme.

*loses in fight cos u think grappling is gay*
can u imagine the faggot that wrote this shit, lmao

People that think like you are more likely to end up dead in the street with a few bullets in them. If you want to put your faith in "cardio boxing" as self defense thats fine and good. I'll put my faith in running away and/or hitting my opponent in the head with a rock.

You can be prepared to fight your entire life and never get in one if you know how to steer a situation away from physical confrontation.

if shit ever actually popped off all you teenage dweebs making these fucking fighting threads would poop your pants and either freeze or run

i want to start boxing, but i am scared of getting permanent damages to my head(ear, nose, brain). am i worrying over nothing?

Im sure its nothing. Ali looks great for his age

I play hockey

That brain isn't working too good though haha

kek. it's all cheeky breeki till triple G and lomachenko get mass coverage.

Brb i forgot /fit was abunch of pussy who would rather get punkd/run away instead of fighting with your fists your grandpa and forefathers would be disapointed

he's dead senpai

They're starting to, and Canelo is Irish.

That's only in the long run, sparring g with headgear will avoid your face and ears getting messed up.

shut the fuck up dork

>Santos Saúl Álvarez
>"Irish"
lol okay

Western Boxing, Sambo and BJJ is how you create an elite fighter + lifting.

Boxing is fucking DEAD
D E A D
Where the fuck do I go to learn to box? fucking nowhere

I'm the type that will never start a fight but during the last year there was two instances that i things escalated so much that i would have to fight probably multiple guys to protect my girl (so obv running is not a choice)

What's the best martial art style for that kind of circumstances

also, isn't bjj kind of unpractical in real life situations or not?

Don't you wanna do this to the faggot who called out your bench?

Top of the morning, ese.

Good 1v1 and if it goes to the ground, you want Western Boxing or muay thai if you feel you gonna fight more than one or he's much heavier.
If you're skinny and small you should do boxing+judo.
Even Muay Thai is pretty great but it's much harder than boxing.

Why didn't he just hook him in the Jaw?
Nigga didn't even have his guard up

thanks for the reply. I am actually skinny so i will try to do boxing and judo

muay thai or boxing

Joke moron

Judo is great for skinnier lads because it uses the opponents weight against them and boxing is MMA 101.
Scared as fuark

Good luck.

Honestly, that's not necessarily true.
A fat young adult who's relatively active would easily be able to, but a fat adult who doesn't do anything physical probably wouldn't even be able to get in the form for a deadlift, and would break their spine trying.

come shit talk me live just like that motherfucker see what happens. fucking corpse

>Is so insecure in his sexuality that he's unable to bring himself to train the most effective form of fighting because it requires you to be in very close proximity with other men who are trying to choke you

You're gay bro. Don't fight it.

what made top selleck chimp out
also that sport looks retarded.

where ever there is niggers or beaners, there is a boxing gym senpai.

Its usually pretty cheap too, like $20 a month.

Buy a lock tho lol

that combination was awesome

lol wtf is that?

Training is too expensive, what kind of a fucking trust fund kid can blow $500 a month on punching a fucking bag?

Is that Dong Zhou Trump?

2017 solve problem by violnt
Inplying knife, guns, court and jail dont exist.

how about in Vancouver? everything here is classes and runs about $120 a month

id love to find a spic boxing place that will teach me for cheap (dont mind them beating my ass or trying to steal my shit, i have nothing to steal from)

Don't spar often or hard.

Learn for 6months of consistent traning.
Then spar once a week softly maybe. More twice a month.

You will get brain damage.
If you spar hard and often and or compete.

You can still train boxing. But you have to develop extreme defence.

Has anyone ever listened to Tyson and thought? "This dude is pretty clever". He's got a way with words that you would never expect from someone with his background. Bit of a huge ledge desu

sorry senpai, there is only chinks and fags in vancouver.

your best bet is taking frisbee golf

yeah, tyson is crazy, not stupid.

No, you idiot

Cardio and strength plus unbridled violence and tenacity
>chimps don't train to fight

>tfw too socially anxious to go to my local boxing gym

BRUCE LEE DIDNT REALLY KNOW HOW TO FIGHT HE IS JUST AN ACTOR YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

Actually true, you can't train to fight. It's an inherited savagery.

This is not "trained for", this is not "conditioned", these traits have been bred for!

Most martial artists do not possess this by the way, they are athletes, not warriors.

W E W
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Where is that image from?

jihadists then use you for propaganda

Switching to judo over running was the best decision I ever made.

>get to wear a cool ass uniform
>similar to HIIT
>exciting
>exercise by throwing people to the ground then squeezing them into submission

Suck it up princess. You will be fine after a few sessions. Find a gym that has a good training and a good atmosphere.

>being so self conscious and uncomfortable around men that you wont train grappling
everyone point and laugh at the faggot who sucks at fighting