/CBT/ KING OF Veeky Forums edition

255lbs 6'2 8%bf

hi billy

Are you that one drug dealer guy that everyone makes fun of on Veeky Forums?

Girl here.

You look fucking gross

Still working on overthrowing you.

Who here /no arms/

Trying to bulk, recently implemented a lot of arm volume, let's see if they finally grow

insecure much.. very unattractive

ROID HARD MY LIEGE

What u need is a thicc core to match those big lats nigga do some heavy compounds who gives a fuck about arms

are you real or a meme?

Guy here.

You look fucking gross

why are there such deep scars on your face?

I do volume after my compounds, progressing nicely on my squat and deadlift but bench and OHP have stalled for a couple of weeks now

Fuck you
Fuck you cunt
Come at me
Fuck you
Fuck you

It was 300lbs last time. Stop roiding for a week?

lmao no one cares loser

I'm on a cut you weak willed little bitch

He was including his kid's weight, but now... :(

Same pic as last thread because I came late. 6' 185 lbs no clue on bf, probably ~15%. Working chest until 2 plate to match these fresh nips, then cut. Critiques?

But you said 8%bf at 300lbs. So you cut muscle? Why?

What are you my fucking biographer? Fucking queer.

t. Captain assblast

Been on gym for six months already. Doing SL for 2 months

5'7
143 lbs

Should bulk or cut?

Assblast? Isn't that something you do with your boyfriend and a blowdryer? Fuck off fag.

wtf, eat more you fag, if you have enough test to have those chest hairs you have enough test to gain muscle

You are such an insecure faggot.

it also used to be 6'5", not 6'2".

For those not in the know, OP is just a social media who stalks the twitter of the guy in the pic...it isn't actually him.

>these are the people that give you advice, insult you, and spout memes on Veeky Forums

Lifting 7 months to date.
5'9 ~148 lbs
1/2/2/3 1rm

first time posting ever on fit tbqh

i've been eating 2600 to 3000 calories per day.
And is hard to keep it up without feeling like barfing whole day

i barely increase 1kg this month. Should keep like that or eat more?

If you want to gain muscle you need to eat a caloric surplus, it's that simple.

roger klotz lookin ass nigga

recomp or bulk at a 200 calorie surplus

do NOT do the 500 calorie surplus meme advice or you'll get fat

Is this achievable natty?

bulk son

Thanks a lot anons.

Also, i do biking on saturday as a hobbie. Not all saturdays but i do like 30km to 70km on those days.

Would that affect my bulking phase?

Fucking freak show lmao

unless you're lifting on the sunday then nah you're good

AW fuck dude, I want to see her naked

I'm perfectly aware of my DYELness but everytime I bulk I end up fucking and going up to 20%bf and lose most if not all progress in the process of cutting.

Does Veeky Forums believe I should bulk once more in a controlled way or should I eat on maintenance?

1,7m
65kg

aiming for that wolverine-mode

>pls be gentle, I am quite sensitive

Well aware this is RP but just to play along, what are your maxes on OHP, bench, squat, and diddly?

Controlled bulk. 0.8 - 1.2 grams of protein per lb body weight
.4 grams of healthy fat per lb of body weight
Fill in the rest with complex carbs. Eat 15% over your TDEE. 10% if the fat is coming on too fast. You don't look bad, but you've got a lot of gains your could be making. Do you have a solid routine that focuses on progressive tension overload?

>t Rex arms:tren edition

*blocks your path*

"hey kid wanna buy some gear?"

>dem moonboots

Does that mean I'll look like you? No thanks, I'd rather get laid.

ugly fucking ogre

I was following the Texas Method but quit due to fat gain (69kg 19bf%). I moved back to a modified Reg Parks beginners routine in the meantime. I like heavy compounds but might a hypertrophy routine a chance. Any suggestions?

pic related is you

or is this you? ^.^

...

Gorgeous

u m1Rin astHEtiksS?

Straight Outta the Closet

what happened to 6'5 300lbs?

6"2 250ish.
S: 500
B: 375
D: 600

Forgot pic, half asleep.
6"2 250ish
S: 500
B: 375
D: 600

Not faggot OP but that is literally the greatest complement you can give

Do heavy compounds early on, move on to medium/higher rep sets(6-10) as you go further in your workout. Get the best of both worlds.

I don't know what it is but you look asymmetrical on your left from your right

I like your attitude. Be my bf?? Please!?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Mountain is king of fit.

you are roids.

Dear Bill, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn
You must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man?
How's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Billie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this every day
But I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Tren
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the shit you did with Dbol too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is user