Has getting fitter made you ballsier?

Just decided to go for it brehs...

Quick its not too late

Message her and tell her your friend stole your phone and sent that

...ye I'm still waiting... shit hope I didn't fuck up

>mfw OP is v& for rape

Story? Ex?
Or why would you send that kill each other line?

>sends two emojis and doesn't get an emoji back
>proceeds to make a wildly inappropriate sexual advance

Looks like it's over. Pack it up, delete the thread. You'll have to make it another time.

Was getting pretty strong vibes from her, felt like going for it in a big way.

So it's just a random tinder slut?

What do now?

FB friend of a friend

Well, all is not lost is she was a PoF practice girl.

I think you know what to do

>all those faggy emojis

Please tell me you're under 18

Noice OP

REICH, RACE and STAHLHELM strikes again!

benis in bagina

bitches love emojis

you wild man. Gz on making it, how does it feel?

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
GET IT OP

unfortunately live like 40 mins away...

conductor... WE HAVE A PROBLEM

Ahahahahahaha

feels pretty good dude. Honestly not there at all but good face + slightly above average physique is a whole new world compared to skinnyfat.

Yes, but it hasn't quite had the same outcome as in your case.

I fucked up by not using emojis, didn't I?

(´・ω・｀)

>you have to pick me up

Omg dude

>You're gonna have to pick me up

Kek trainereck inbound

Do you live with your mom or something? Should've said your place dumb ass

Good face is all that ever mattered

OP confirmed texting himself from his moms phone.

top fkn kek

>gets fit
>talks with qt 3.14
>goes alpha mode
>sucessful
>you have to pick me up

For fucks sake

This

They love to use them. Getting girls 101, don't act like a fucking girl.

I think she's still into it lol. the red shit is just details about her friend we were chatting about.

This is the type of advice a virgin on Veeky Forums would give

>Tru haha

so into it

Nice, user. :^D

Or any self-respecting adult. Most people I know stopped using emojis (or smileys as they were called back then) after high school.

Do you have a place of your own? I don't see the problem.

>Gonna have to pick me up

Annnd this is about where I lose girls. If you have a car girls are EZ.

>Tru haha
>proceeds to talk about a friend

Damn

idk seems like girls have really started liking when I use them so I do. These days they never emoji until I do and then its like a flood.

>haha
It's over

everybody uses smileys, it adds context.
Stop over thinking

Ye I do, just no car. Rest of the conversation has gotten boring, she is coming over tomorrow.

>tru haha
>changes topic

you fucked up OP

You are so Reddit about this, it's amazing.

Emojis have, since their invention, ever been a method of bringing tone across a text message.
Text lacks that obviously.

Nah she is coming over brehs. The friend shit was a lead in to talking about how to ditch her and avoid cock blocking.

Get a motorbike brodolf fitler. Cheap CBR/GSX or ZXR 600 from the 90s, two helmets, crush puss.

NOT FIT RELATED NOW FUCK OFF

I don't think I did...

Make her watch fightclub

best move here is to watch a rom com.

OP made it, congratulations

Watch the gang gives frank an intervention best IASIP episode by far

nah really don't think that is this girls thing

ooo good call I think she will like that one a lot. She's got a pretty twisted sense of humor.

Whatever episode where dee is an ostrich

thanks man

OH AND FOR THE FUCKS HATING ON MY EMOJI GAME -----> :) ;) ;* :D ;D

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ｶﾜ(・∀・)ｲｲ!!

You did it, OP. Nice win

The family fight game show one is the best imo

You text like a god damn idiot. I cringed reading that. Motherfucking newfaggots. Pick up a sport, do your homework and lay off the internet pal

autistic Chad

every fuking time someone has a chance he show it here and then procede to fuck it up

never change Veeky Forums

>you're gonna have to pick me up

Hear that OP? That was the sound of a cunt drying up.

He succeeded retard

Well when you lift metal that could kill or cripple you 4x+ a week you tend to get ballsier yeah

Then again you can't lift all the autism away

Good Job OP tho

Oh you blew it

She's not gonna pick you up.

it's like people don't read the rest of the thread.

>pls respond

rofl

oh snap

tru haha

first ep is pretty funny, tho i don't know if she'd appreciate the cancer humor

>has gotten boring
her vagina just dried up, when she heard she has to pick you up like a mommy, dud

then why the fuck would she still be coming over to watch netflix at his place dumb shit?

The force of momentum. Probably was too awkward to back off

Watch Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

>Let's see
>Research what episodes of always sunny you want me to see
>The funniest of the funny
>The ones that will make me laugh until I cry

That's backing off to you? Really? maybe she's just autismo too

This went from 100 to 0

>make me laugh
D R O P P E D

>That's backing off to you? Really?
yes

>Ye I do, just no car.

nice one retard

if you weren't so fucking lame you'd have invited her out for cheap food and drinks at a packed place downtown then cab back to your place and she'd never know you didn't drive....

fucking melvin lol

he doesn't want to take her out for drinks though, he wants to pound that pucc

>taking the Lords name in vain
>pre marital sex

Yeah she's 18 anyway so I don't think she cares about me not having a car.

Thats where youre wrong kiddo

Yeah I mean I made the whole thing up for laughs anyway so whatever. It's a girl I've been seeing for a while and I edited our convo to make it seem like an early interaction.

Lol, jock friend of mine is 26 now, had to sell his car to study abroad. Fucks all the 18 year olds in his town. One girl lives a little away, has her car and she drives him to concerts, training, sucks him off and gets him again.
If they care about your car, you are more subhuman than you think

MODS

yeah well....how do you think that starts out?

him making stupid jokes via text?....

lol ok buddy....is the legal age to drive there 32?

sure fag

they care about the fact that you have your life together like a normal person you fucking autist...

your friend fucks his hands

I guess I don't know what you're questioning... she agreed to come pick me up so obviously she doesn't care about the car that much right?

oh yeah? where is that screenshot lol

you two aren't fucking right now so why you mouthing off?

you're so fucking young and autistic that you have no idea why I even brought up the fact you should meet up with her in public then to w/e to fuck

Gotta drown the slippery otter OP! Harpoon the salty long german! Explore the warm depths! Pound the soft darkness! Excavate the moist cavern! Verb the adjective noun! Get in there OP!

He is not American, having a car isnt really considered 101 of being an adult here. But I think the point still stands, if they like you enough, not having a car would not deter them from hooking up with you
I havent driven in 8 years, and me not having a car has never been brought up ever

Dude have you heard of Uber/Lyft, it's totally fine to not have a car in todays world, and it's like 5-15 dollars mostly anywhere... Are you even trying... You could even call one for her, alpha move.