Dick calculator, boys, measure up, and be honest

also, that image lmao. I can't help but notice when guys have skinny legs nowadways, makes me respect them less. Was just across the pond in Europe and all the guys there were dyel
>mfw they still have smoking hot gfs
seriously, can a yuropoor explain this to me? I saw so many manlet, avg face guys with 9/10 gfs, and it didn't seem like they had great personalities either. I do well for myself here in the states, but I don't think I got checked out by a single euro girl.

Burger here. Chances are their gfs are gonna cuck them out for jamal so don't feel too bad. desu i have /chicken legs/ but a nice upper body though so i usually just wear sweats to cover them up

cope

>this
lot of euro girls have one guy just to drain him and second one for fucking/fun

ITT: everyone is in the top 99 percentile but is a virgin

I'm convinced that most dick size stats from studies are bullshit. The average has to be 7" / 17.8 cm. I think it's because they measure stretched flaccid length, which just doesn't translate well to actual erect length, especially not for growers like me. Most people here seem to report 6.5-7.5", why the fuck would people lie about this on an anonymous forum, it makes no fucking sense.

6.7x5.11 reporting in

although come to think of it, it might be a survivor bias thing, where people with shorter dicks don't tend to participate in threads like this, thereby skewing the data upwards. Like me being an ugly fuck not participating in facial aesthetic threads.

Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell. People estat on this website about ANYTHING. You think they won't estat dick size?

I'm being serious, but i'm not claiming to be right, however i personally would never e-stat, and can't understand how/why anyone else would either.

Nigger, women could do a side by side comparison and still not be able tell which one was bigger.

wrong

pls link that shit. Which one of those are legit erect length measurements?

I'm a grower, from 4-5 cm depending on ambient temperature, to 17 cm, can you see how measuring stretched flaccid length just doesn't fucking work for a guy like me? This is why i'm confused

nvm, found it

forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=164520671&pagenumber=1

you don't know shit mane. fact is, for some reason, the male/female attraction goes both ways much more often here and our girls haven't been brainwashed into wanting impossible standards. The problem with burgerland is unironically that they put pussy on a pedestal. In Europe it's much more balanced.
>mfw I'm like a 20yo student poorfag 6-7/10 5'11", autistic, dress like shit & cut my hair once a year, failing at life
>exgf was a 5'5" 9.42/10 Veeky Forumscunt qt virgin with 12/10 bubble butt & constantly horny
>she was literally the one who initiated & asked me to be her bf
>mfw I made her beg for the dick sometimes
eventually she told me she wasn't sure she loved me and she thought maybe it was just lust (I do have a pretty big dick but she didn't know when she initiated so checkmate you Chadposting cunts)
>mfw nowadays she's dating an even uglier, shorter skinnyfat manlet with a numale beard
>mfw one day she texted me (dunno why), we ended up talking for a while (was drunk) and when I made a cheeky joke about how her jaw got sore she basically implied her new bf was a dicklet
Fucking personnalitymores, they are the Chads of Europe.
I don't know where the datasets used on this site are from but I'm not sure they're measured correctly, seems kinda small t b h. Then again, most people are fat and can't get rock hard in a lab. Also you have to measure it yourself to really bone-press (especially if you've got those fucking tight ligaments that prevent you from shoving the ruler without hurting yourself)
>in b4 everyone has 7" girth
pls don't measure at the base, everyone is 7" there.

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>why the fuck would people lie about this on an anonymous forum

thanks for the laf

Seriously. Why?

anyone else getting a 404?

Because most people on Veeky Forums just want validation since they most likely are shit irl. estating gives them their fix of admiration and they don't really care if it was unearned since they dont know what it's like to actually achieve anything.

Who the fuck measures girth? What kind of advanced autism is that? It's either a pencil dick, coke can, or average. You don't get numbers.

>actually cutting some string to measure girth
>actually using a tape measure to wrap around your benis
>actually using some other retarded method

Nigga put a ruler on your dick like everyone else and call it a day.

>lmao stop being autistically thorough when measuring dick size lmao
where do you think you are?

t.dicklet

I am constantly dick punching my gf in the cervix with 6 or 7 inches. You could hit the g-spot with a tootsie roll.

This. Seriously anyone who has gone as far as fingering a girl knows that the g spot is like an inch inside the vagina.

There's some type of psychological reason for this. Basically you get used to seeing the general face shape of people in your local area/country and when you go to a different country everyone else's face looks different. Consciously they might look like another white dude, but subconsciously your brain can either tell the difference or just thinks that they're different so it releases endorphins because it gets you excited for something new. Then, when you see a European guy your brains tells you to treat him like a threat (because he's new and unknown) so you typically rate him less attractive and gain feelings of superiority. Then when you see a European girl your brain tells you they're hot af because they're new to you and wants you to plant your seed.

TL:DR - Everyone is just as ugly everywhere you go, it's just your brain playing subconscious tricks on you.

Obviously this can be flawed
>muh Aussie aboriginals
but for the most part that's the theory.

>i-is it okay guys?

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

So i read some more about this stuff. Like half of the studies where 404'd, but of the ones i could read the Abstract, 4 of them measured erect size.

I wondered how the fuck they managed to measure erect dicks. It's kind of interesting. Most inject a chemical that's normally used for patients with erectile dysfunction: Prostaglandin

Studies that measured erect size, methods used:
1. Prostaglandin injection
2. Prostaglandin injection in one group / "visual and manual self-stimulation" in another group (heh..)
3. in italian - "Erezione" seems to imply erect size? Can't find method used.
4. Erect length after Trimex injection

One of them had this statement:
>Two previous studies have shown that stretched penile length is a valid estimate of erect length
Ok, not gonna argue with scientists. It seems i'm just really abnormal with my grower.

thanks for subscribing to my blog

thanks for an actual response

>what is sampling bias

I'm European, in my experience the americans (exchange students) that I meet in Europe tend to be both more muscular and fatter than their european counterparts, and face > everything

Got a 8.5x6 dong but that matters not when you're still not drowning in it.

Is this a fucking joke? Is this site just to make me feel better about my dick?
This is the first dick size thread i opened that actually made me feel good about my dick
>15cm length (6")
>14cm girth (5.5")
>Bigger than 94% volume wise

>98%
>99%
>92%

tfw you're a grower

you got nothing on me man
>96.6 %
>82.84 %
>0.4 %

mirin, the true grower

how do you meassure girth?

>Doesn't know how to measure girth of something
>Hasn't completed grade school mathematics
>confirmed underage b&

God-king of Chodes strikes again

I can hit it with two fingers, pretty sure I don't have six inch fingers

How do you get laid just by having a huge dick? Like you don't go out with your dick out right?
I have a relatively big dick but i don't know how to get laid

k

Here ya go, as requested.

Women talk, you need to get with a couple first. Or get to the make out stage and when she starts sucking it she'll tell you if it's nice

Lol wat

>tfw nobody was trying to grab your prize
>tfw you didn't have to call it in

aww buddy

>7.5
>estatting

This. You've seen a female try to park a car or move in giant ass furniture into a tiny apt, correct?

8inch BP here and I've gotten compliments on size but not as much as you'd think. Some even said I was 'average' sized. The one universal they comment on is how hard it is, so I imagine there's a lot of fellers with half-staffs out there

The only reason I click on this thread was because I already know my dick is above average

>cm

its ok, not like anybody but me is gonna look at/touch it

tfw same exact dick stats.

no idea how to feel desu.

I either have massive fucking dysmorphia about my dick or this data is inaccurate, I'm a little over 7'' and I still feel like it's small.

Doesn't help that I'm a grower and like 3'' flaccid.

Girls who do the whole "when he wears sweatpants and you can see the bulge" shit make me uncomfortable because they just assume everyone is a shower meanwhile mine swells up like a goddamn pufferfish when hard but otherwise looks very small.

Oh and I'm uncut so that's a dealbreaker for a not insignificant number of women who think that the completely natural unaltered dick looks "gross", but you're not allowed to say labiaplasty makes pussies more aesthetic

Do you have juicy quads? Even when my dick is fully erect it looks small next to my quads, but when a girl is struggling to take it all in her mouth it looks way bigger. Be grateful your family had the sense not to get your dick sliced up as a kid. I know I am.

Sounds tasty, user

>6" length
>5.75" girth

A-am I gonna make it guys?

porn dicks are exaggerated
1. top 0.1 percentile size
2. guy is small = dick looks enormous relative to his body & hands
3. girl is even smaller = dick looks enormous relative to her body & hands

also survivor bias = guys with small dicks won't even report their size in threads like these

+ camera trickery

You won't fail to make it on account of your penis user, you will satisfy many women and probably be too big at first for some.
However, you will make it so long as you keep on trudging towards your fitness goals without bullying yourself for where you are at in the present.

Really needed to hear that right now user

>tfw you didn't realize it defaulted to cm
>8D

lol I had that problem, and I was horrified at how many truly massive monster dongs there must be in the world, and I was suddenly very glad that I had only taken girl's virginity before cause suddenly the chances that I'd have a tiny dick compared to Chad was very high.

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this
also just tell them i've got a big dick that needs to get some action and they'll usually drop panties, honestly my dude it ain't too hard, especially what that user said, if you get laid once all the girls talk.

Gets me every time

damn, that's a good point
>mfw 7"x5.3" so barely fail the toilet roll test

Literally the best way to find condoms that don't feel like a vice grip.
Protip, condoms are measured in girth not length.

>never touched a vagina
>doesn't know what g-spot is

fyi it's located towards her belly, where there is a bit of a drop off, not very deep. when you rub the right spot, you'll be able to tell.

Also reliably hitting the g-spot with your dick isn't realistic unless you go into really specific positions or have a weird af bent dick.