Well heya Jimmy! Get a load of this!

Well heya Jimmy! Get a load of this!
Did you know that some people are born with a higher density of muscle cells and can put on mass much easier than the rest of the population with less effort and nothing you can do to change that number? Boy I'd sure hate to be one of the people stuck with no muscles! Did you know that a simple metric like wrist circumference can dictate how much muscle an individual can stack on their frame? I sure hope you don't have tiny wrists, Jimmy! Crazy huh!! Some men have up to two and a half times as much testosterone as other men and there's nothing you can do to change that CRAZY huh, Jimmy? What about weight Jimmy? Get this! Did you know a study involving groups of twins revealed that different sets of twins gained up to three times more weight at the same caloric surplus than other sets of twins?! I guess they never heard of calories in calories our, huh, Jimmy? Speaking of which Jimmy did you know that some people have different levels of leptin and are tortured by the physiology to eat more if they ignore food cravings? I bet that must suck, Jimmy, imagine being tortured like that day in day out heh! Speaking of hunger, did you know that becoming obese causes fat cells to divide and once they divide they never die? I bet that makes getting skinny hard Jimmy!
Well how about that, Jimmy. some people are just better at others when it comes to being aesthetic and there's no point to trying without steroids haha!

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nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJM199005243222101#t=article
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/727705
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2653640/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2222798
nutritionandmetabolism.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/1743-7075-3-34
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>some people are just better at others when it comes to being aesthetic and there's no point to trying without steroids

if you cant get shredded get as big (fat) and strong as you can

What part of OP's post says you can't get shredded? Anybody can.

Some people will have it way harder simply because of their genes tho

And?

Isn't that just the darndest, Jimbo?

Not really, no.

I bet you're no fun at parties.

yeah shredded and weak unless you're a fraud or good genes

We don't talk about fitness at parties.

Did you just learn about genetic limit today?

>We don't talk about fitness at parties.

Like you ever goes to parties you spastic

>Reddit

I do.

>I-I I do too!

Yep, I do.

3/10 it's Jimbo not Jimmy

>I do go parties and I drank five alcohols and saw a girls bum

Sure you do pal, sure you do

>Going to parties
Degenerates.

I don't drink, but yes I have seen a girl's bum.

I sure do.

>ITS TRUE SHE SHOWED ME HER BUM AND I SAID WOW

Yep. I even had sex with her. Imagine that!

>being this concerned with everyone knowing you saw a girls bum on an anonymous image board

that sure is a lot of talk for someone with 0 sources Hugh

I've seen a couple girl's bums, actually.

Whatever helps you sleep at night man

I'm sure I'd sleep well regardless

>IDENTICAL TWINS CALORIC SURPLUS
nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJM199005243222101#t=article

>WRIST DIMENSIONS IN REGARDS TO LBM
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/727705

>FAT CELL DIVISION
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2653640/

>NUMBER OF MUSCLE CELLS IS DECIDED IN THE WOMB (THANKS MOM)
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2222798

>LEPTIN COUNT HIGHER IN SOME INDIVIDUALS
nutritionandmetabolism.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/1743-7075-3-34

>I CAN'T FIND A SOURCE ABOUT THE TESTOSTERONE THING BUT YOU KNOW ITS TRUE!!!!

>looks at wrist

at least i know where to get some roids

What buffoonery. Put in good work, get good results. Simple as that.

if you take steroids for any reason other than you were prescribed them by a medical professional you are beyond stupid

>tiny wrists
>wide ankles
>huge knees
>wide hips

it's like all the growth hormone/test went to my legs.

>I guess they never heard of calories in calories our [sic], huh, Jimmy?

cringe. stopped reading there

Quints of truth. The sad thing is OP actually thought he was being clever.

what if you yourself are a medical professional??

So what?

it isn't as simple as that. thats the whole point of the OP you blustering idiot

>oh look, my Veeky Forums friends, someone is trying to state that the human body and metabolism is actually more complicated than a one sentence phrase that I tote around in my mind as the absolute truth of dieting ! what an idiot!
pathetic

Dat reading comprension
By thr way you can change test levels

There's no way you can go from the bottom 5% of men to the top 5% naturally

The difference is over double the lowest

The identical twins one is total bs
>men ranging from 19 to 29
Yes because no one ever knew that as you get older your metabolism slows
>some were smokers
How is that even close to allowed?
>the twins results were further from eachother than from others in the data set
How was this even published?
>They dont show the corrleation between the metabolic rates and weight gained, even though thats a major variable
"Science"

You can double your test level and enhance your androgenic receptors. Proven scientifically thousands of time.
Test levels are fixable.

No that's estrogen that made you look like a girl

I'm 6'4 though.