Ok Veeky Forums, how the hell do I into Patrick Bateman mode? Minus the psychotic killing

Ok Veeky Forums, how the hell do I into Patrick Bateman mode? Minus the psychotic killing

you check these dubs

Let narcissism be your only motivation.
Also my digits

Nice try, but you should check THESE

Be born mega rich, but bust your ass to work on Wall Street anyway for no reason besides conformity, then roid and work out in an expensive gym while also doing a lot of coke.

>implying he killed anyone
checkem

But first, what is your skincare routine?

just lift, he's body is not that impressive by Veeky Forums standards

He did at the end

Also, i wonder, does he know he is a Veeky Forums meme?

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>minus the psychotic killing
Never gonna make it

>psychotic
He's a narcissist, not a psychopath

And the murders weren't real. Didn't you pay attention?

>he didn't read the book
*breathes in*

But I read the book


So close

*breathes out*

PPL and low bodyfat, badabing badabom

>16 posts
>nothing of value, what so ever

gg neo/fit/

OP: Christian Bale's training regime for the movie can be found online. One search away. Build off of that, and apply roids.

good luck

>no dubs in the whole thread

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oh you

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At last

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oh shit

kloss dubs and we're all gonna make it

Came to post this

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Thanks for rare beautiful Kloss.

3 X 5 Video Tape Returns

you must check these dubs

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>Matching numerals

Why? Why this woman, she has no upper lip, bitchy face, non THICC body. Wtf
>Here's an actual cutie

>trying
>to get digits
sometimes u just gotta let it happen without trying

Let's see Paul Allen's dubs

Here it comes..

no.

>she has no upper lip
white people don't like monkey mouth.
sorry tyrone

lmao no

M E M E
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the writer himself confirmed that he killed everyone in the movie, the point was that yuppies are so self absorbed nobody even noticed and he just continues his life

>the writer himself confirmed that he killed everyone in the movie
false flag

If you're into tall skinny women with gaunt features might as well go full gay.

Here's an actual desirable woman.

THIS

idk if it's the same girl but I have a crush on that girl from Ferris Bueller's day off and that pic looks like her

can anyone suggest pornstars that look like her pls?

Bambi Brooks

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good luck

Checked

>3x20 deadlifts

Trips here

Is that the American Psycho routine?

Ayyyy so it is.

LMAO at the person who wrote it up.

>86 sets

...impressive..

whats back machine supposed to be?

>Why this woman
>???
Are you gay? It's ok if you're gay, mate.

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Are you??? Seriously, she has NO UPPER LIP, which is a sign of a fetal alcohol disorder. No tits either, she's just a skinny blonde girl who fucked her way into a Kushner's lap

It's funny how this book and glamorama makes it clear that Ellis has no idea about lifting.

But on the other hand Patrick Bateman has enough money for steroids, and maybe he just forget the part of the morning routine when he sticks a needle in his ass

If digits we're all gonna make it

>off by one
Aha, you shit-eating cocksucker, this is how a REAL man gets dubs!

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I guess some of us aren't going to make it

if dubs no one in this thread makes it

i think im going to try this routine just for the fuck of it. only been working out for a month so no real gains do you guys think i should so it 5-6 days a week or just 3?

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Have i missed a dubs thread lads?

Don't know, check the book. It is probably in the next library or online somewhere

Having read the book several times:
>Take self care very seriously. View your body as your most valuable asset.
>As part of this you'll need to start doing men's skin treatments, masks, etc.
>Get your teeth professionally whitened and cut out soda/anything that can yellow the teeth
>Self care also means an investment in hair care products and in haircuts. You'll need to start actually spending money on those two things and taking good care of your hair. And you'll need to style it every day.
>Exercise. Strength and cardio.
>Consume gourmet foods. I don't know if you have dean and deluca where you live, but basically just buy your food from the most expensive grocery store in town. Or go to an actual gourmet food store. Actual quality of said food doesn't matter. Calories matter (maintain a low bf%)
>Get a good job or pretend you have one. Nobody is actually going to fact check you if you say you work at Goldman Sachs or something (if you don't work in the city, tell women you telecommute or that you're on a business trip). Always work in finance.
>Wear expensive clothes. Or steal some. Or just wear replicas from china.

>tfw in the book he runs into a kosher restaurant, asks for a cheeseburger, gets told this place is kosher, then asks for a kosherburger with cheese, and when the waitress repeats "Kosher" he runs ar her and shouts "FUCK YOURSELF YOU RETARDED COCKSUCKING KIKE"

The murders WERE real, but the extent of how much murdering he did was difficult to estimate, seen as he becomes an unreliable narrator as his grip of his sanity starts to waver. The main point I think was to explain how people were so interchangeable and society was so apathetic that no one cares regardless.

that's 30 hours a week in the gym, minus shower and time to get there and from there

lmao that part is great and there's lots of other good parts that were left out in the film.

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Dubs till failure all day every day

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CHECK EM

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fucking fit nobody knows how to get

sempai

quads.

Satan

it's open to interpretation whether he really killed people or was in a fantasy. The book is always better.

filthy

Where is this image from
It looks mad familiar

haha check these dubs

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