How much do i have to squat before i get to experience this

how much do i have to squat before i get to experience this

That picture makes me wish I was gay

how is this any worse than kissing?

im a girl and im saying i wish i was gay so another girl would spit in my mouth? hmmm

but you're not

yes i am

disgusting

Pls be in Washington DC

you gonna give source nig?

seriously would love to find a qt3.14 gf who spits in my face and mouth

MOCO here
Wanna meet up in Dupont Circle for a good time ;)

>tfw femdom fetish
>tfw 99.999% of women are submissive

Why was I cursed with this? I wish I could just enjoy submissive women, but I can't. Truly a terrible fate.

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what would be an average girl's response to a guy saying "spit in my mouth" during sex?

She'd get extremely turned off because average girl is submissive. She'd much rather you spit in her mouth.

lol reminds me i used to have a gf who just worshipped the fuck outta me

Shed like me to spit on her face while she was blowin me. Id hork about 20 on her and then bust on her face and then just laff with the lads about it after what a goopy slut mess she was

She wanted me to piss on her once. Was excited to cross it off the chad bingo list so we got in the shower and she got o her knees lookin up at me.

Thats the minute i remembered im pee shy and cant even piss in a urinal drunk at a hockey game if theres a dude next to me. Why did i think this would be different?

>tfw she stares up at you in silent anticipation
>for 2 straight minutes while u keep sayin
>just a min
>hold up
>almost got it
>k fuck it nevermind

Adams Morgan here

i'd like to find a girl who can switch between being submissive and dominant

idk seems like most girls i've known are vanilla as fuck

fug, that's disappointing

Reminds me of this old time favorite

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Is this exclusive to american males?

I don't know anyone in Europe who has every reported this 'pee shiness' ... makes you sound like a bitch to be honest.

What if you say it like it's an order? Topping from the bottom, I believe it's called.

yea, because if you were pee shy you would go around reporting it to everyone

yea i've thought about that. but she'd still have to be kinky.

Its not so much about being submissive or dominant. its about being a sexual deviant

everyone is a sexual deviant

>saliva is sexually deviant

it's literally kissing

Ok but only if we go to the Krispy Kreme by the metro
I'm bulking