Stand up sex

I've never tried it, so no idea if this will happen. I'd rather than than fail to be able to pick her up though. "Sorry I can't get hard in this position, but let me fcuk your brains out lying down" is better than "I'm not strong enough to pick you up"
Sucks to be you. Sex is amazing.
Thanks man, useful contribution.
I know, but it's all I have so I'll have to work with it

>Is carrying grocery bags enough for the farmer walks?
Literally anything will work for farmer's walks. It just has to be heavy enough that it's trying to rip itself out of your grip by the time you reach the distance you're going for.

>I'd rather than than fail to be able to pick her up though.
My ex liked it when I'd pick her up and throw her down on something like the hood of my car before fucking her. It's more aggressive and less tiring, conveniently.

She is almost the same size you are. So, could you fuck yourself? Get it? Go fuck yourself

Dog this position isn't even fun
If you're too weak just post her up on a wall and hold her thighs

But overall standing sex isn't fun at all

Yeah, she likes it when I throw her around the bed/dominate her, so I guess this could work. I'll try picking her up without making it obvious what my plans are. Then, if I realise it's not gonna be possible, I'll just throw her on the bed with pride intact.

Good idea user, thanks

But it looks amazing...always wanted to try it but never been strong enough or with a slim enough girl.

Now I'm fitter than I've ever been with a girl I reckon I might be able to do this with. Worth a try!

Fag

Your relationship will die soon

>Try a standing 69 if you feel real confident

And Tombstone the bitch when you nut

>Atlas stones
>High Clean Pulls (for dat extension when thrusting)
>Farmers carry
>Diddly
>Pause Front Squats

idk OP anything to give you back, leg, and core strength

audible kek

Thank you user for the laugh excuse me while I imagine that scenario over and over.

Its because your thighs clench

clenching the quads diverts blood from the dick to the legs. Pro tip for if you bois ever want to get rid of a boner.

I'm giggling like a faggot now

zercher holds

tfw lose erection standing up

Sounds like you have terrible blood pressure, might wanna get that checked out

>I have two weeks.
Hahahahahahahaha

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120/80 and happens to me

This is fucking gold

120/80 isn't really that good though

funniest thing I've read all week

tfw lose erection laying down but gf only likes it that way

lmao

how fat are you

eat 4 eggs a day
the day before eat 8

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You're on the path to diastolic hypertension if that's your regular. Your heart is working against some sort of resistance to the point that it's going through hypertrophy, which sounds good, right? But that means that it's ventricle's size is decreased, and with that, stroke volume goes down, which brings cardiac output down as well. Your heart rate may naturally elevate to compensate, but since your heart is hypertrophied and beating so fast, it has no time to rest for itself, which decreases it's myocardial diastolic perfusion time while simultaneously increasing it's energy consumption. This both increases oxygen demand and decreases oxygen supply. Your body will compensate for this through several metabolic mechanisms, but eventually you may hit a point where these compensatory mechanisms fail; and/or you will suffer an infarction related to some event that increases oxygen demand or reduces supply (ex. hot sauna speeding your HR, exacerbating the problems I already described)

Since your systolic is normal then the afterload your heart is pumping against is probably not vasoconstriction, but may be from excessive fluids related to artificial hormone fluctuations or other substances you consume, or renal damage, which can occur form the previous two things as well.

Be warned user, treasure your heart, it's the most valuable muscle you have.

>cycle a couple times a week

How is that possible?

bi cycle
ya roided out non natty FUCK

Sorry, my dyel amigo.

so crossfit basically?

could preworkout be causing this?

preworkout would be more likely to cause systolic hypertension, putting excessive strain on arteries especially, making aneurysm risks greatly increase, especially in structurally weak areas such as the circle of willis, or the descending aorta if you're tall. Combine an aneurysm with preworkout, and you're at great risk for a rupture during your workout, and there's not a lot that can be done for you at that point, you'll likely pass out and bleed out inside yourself before you get to the hospital.

Can you tell me what the danger of low blood pressure is?

pretty fat: 270lbs

my blood pressure is fine though. usually around 105/70

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Move her to the edge of the bed or whatever prior to picking her up.
Before you do it get some powerful thrusts in so you feel good and strong.
Deadlift that bitch with your dick still in her.

fuck brah gunna go check mine right now, cos i've had a high hr all my life even though i have no problem doing heavy cardio

129/70

Dangers of low blood pressure are related to your heart not effectively delivering enough blood/oxygen to the rest of your body, particularly your kidneys and your brain. However, as you age, your blood pressure naturally tends to lower, and we are actually finding evidence that slight hypertension in your 60's and 70's is a good sign because it means despite your arteries becoming stenosed, your heart is maintaining output and pushing force.

There's also something called Mean Arterial Pressure (MAP) that you have to keep in mind. You find it by taking the systolic blood pressure, plus 2 times the diastolic, and dividing it all by 3. So a blood pressure of 120/70 has a MAP of (120 + (2x70)) / 3 = 86.67. If your MAP is 70+, you are adequately perfused from a clinical standpoint, and for critically ill patients we prefer to keep them above 65 as much as we can. Naturally a healthy person will be much over 70, but this should alter your perception of blood pressure a bit.

For example, a blood pressure of 90/60, while low, still has an adequate MAP (70), which means all organs are receiving enough oxygen, assuming other factors are normal (such as RBC count and hemoglobin.) A slight lowering of either variable will lead to inadequate MAP (inadequate oxygen to organs) and so blood pressure would be increased if possible, in this case.

Similarly, a MAP of over 105 can mean that the heart is having to work to heard to deliver adequate blood to the tissues, and the problems I described earlier can occur if it is not corrected. So a blood pressure of 140/90 (the cut off for a hypertension diagnosis) gives a MAP of 106.67. If the diastolic number is what's driving your MAP up, you are more at risk for hypertrophic heart failure that I described, and if your systolic is too high, you're more at risk for cardiomyopathy, where your heart balloons and blood pools inside the ventricles, causing pulmonary edema (drowning in your own lung fluid) or stroke

Should your blood pressure and MAP drop to such a hypotensive state that you are no longer able to adequately deliver oxygen to your body tissues, a few things will happen to you. Bare in mind that in ordinary circumstances this only applies to critically ill patients or those in severe accidents.

Your brain and kidneys are the first to suffer injury and the most susceptible to blood pressure changes. Without oxygen to your brain, you will suffer from nausea, disorientation, confusion, and finally syncope with collapse. Your kidneys will fail, leading to them being unable to excrete waste product from your body (urea/BUN and creatinine blood labs show this) and as a result of low blood pressure, they will retain all the fluids they can in order to increase it. Should they fail, and without medical intervention, you will suffer anoxic brain injury that may present similar to stroke should you somehow survive. Without intervention, you will die. The last remaining cells in your body will be your swole muscles, since they are the only human cells capable of anaerobic respiration.

is 89.6 a winner?

that means you're normal user, for now

Cripes. Sounds Scary. Is what you're describing, cardiomyopathy, a condition only found in hospitals? I've felt "odd" heartbeats that may have been my heart ballooning, but I rarely get them if I'm exercising.

I have also passed out a handful of times after standing up , like after dinner or when I get out of the car. I can't remember my blood pressure readings, but I have been "too low" to donate blood pressure. I've also had my BP drop after giving blood, to the point where they wheel me away and give me juice.

Sorry, if I'm treating you like a doctor. I just never find anyone who knows what they're talking about. For context, I am 6'6 and 230, and I exercise frequently. Some 2d bbys for your time.

Often times it is not found until the autopsy is done. Many cardiac condition, such as cardiomyopathy, present no serious symptoms, and may be as simple as exacerbation when you exercise, and who doesn't get that? The person just thinks they're a little out of shape. The problem with this one in particular is that when the heart has to always pump against so much force, as with hypertensive patients, it slowly begins to fail. As it fails to pump blood out, the blood remaining in the ventricle after a heartbeat increases, and it gradually blows up, like a balloon. All of that extra blood, just sitting in the heart, can form a clot, which may be ejected into the systemic circulation at any time. Depending where the clot goes, you could have a stroke or pulmonary emboli, either of which can kill you if you do not get immediate medical attention, which is difficult to do when they also make you lose consciousness. This is why regular check ups are important, just from listening to your heart and getting labs drawn every month or every three months can let any trained specialist know if you're at risk or if your condition is worsening.

What you are describing is likely not cardiomyopathy. Usually the odd beat that you describe is something called a Premature Ventricular Contraction (PVC) and a surprising amount of the population experiences them. Normally, they are not treated unless you are symptomatic, but if you are regularly experiencing orthostatic hypotension it may be worth seeing a doctor. A common cause of PVC is low blood potassium and/or magnesium, often found with malnourished people, but taking your height and weight into consideration it is likely not that. The main danger with a PVC is that it can send you into v-tach (heart attack) which is life threatening. If you ever experience chest pain that is not related to GERD, go to the ER immediately, even if you feel fine afterwards. They will be able to diagnose and prevent future risks.

As for your orthostatic hypotension, that may be caused by a few different things, and you would need to be assessed by somebody in person to get any concrete ideas, but to prevent it, do not stand up from a lying position immediately, but rather go from lying or sitting back, to sitting straight up for a minute or two, and then stand. This may not even be a heart disorder, but may be dehydration or low iron intake (again, given your weight I am inclined to not ascribe to malnourishment.) It can also be caused by things that slow down your vagal response such as antidepressants, marijuana or other ilicit non-stimulatory drugs, opioid narcotics, etc. Almost anything that may make you feel sleepy can cause it.

The basics of why it happens are that when you rise, gravity pulls blood away from your brain. To compensate, your vagal nerve in your carotid arteries (neck) stimulate your heart to beat faster, which ejects more blood volume and increases your blood pressure to compensate. This process normally happens very quick, but anything that delays it can make you either feel like you're about to pass out, or actually do so; because of the lack of blood to your brain for that instant you stand.

For both of these experiences, all I can say is do not rise quickly, make sure you are eating adequate potassium and iron, evaluate any "downers" you might be taking, and see a a doctor in real life.

Go away Elgin

Thanks man, I appreciate your time and effort.

so pullups and deadlifts basicaly

>Imagined this and promptly pinning her arms across her chest
>With my dick dangling around her mouth saying REST. IN. PEACE.
>My fucking sides

You seem like a real stand-up guy, OP.

anyone got the screencap of this thread?

2/?

3/?

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Fucking kek'd at work

You'll achieve nothing in two weeks

>capable of doing this position because strong as fuck
>try it with girlfriend
>wahhh you're gonna drop me this is uncomfortable

fucking boring cunt. no wonder i've cheated on her 5 times already and the others never complained about it ; )

>her head hits the ground
>bites your dick clean off in the impact
no thanks m8

Tapping from the back standing up is fun to me. Love pulling her hair/ choking her from behind while stimulating her clit with my free hand.

Happens to me to. It's not an instantaneous thing but after only a few minutes I lose a bit of stiffness. Which is weird because I often masturbate on my back and finish there.

>Tombstone her when you knut
>Drives her head into her jaw, shutting her teeth.
>Guillotine to the dick

5'10"
U dun goofd son

>5"8
>127 lbs
>pretty decent shape
I hope you've been doing squats and oats other you dun goofd bud

Fuck

This position looks awsome in porn, but I dont really enjoy it IRL.
Exhaustive as fuck and I always have that fear that I'll drop her, thus breaking my dick.
Standing her against a wall, on her toes and slightly bending my knees so that I am below her (Or you could just be a manlet and both stand there without any special position) on the other hand is quite fun.
Does Veeky Forums know any other positions that are a good workout, fun and dont make me fear for my dick?

>6'3 205lbs
>dating a 5'4 100lb woman

Get on my level, manlets.

someone needs to make this as porn