Not masturbating to yourself in the mirror

I've done that and it doesn't feel bad but it isn't good either

WHO

Breh I have been jerkin it stalefish since 03

Also I won a diamond bike for making the reverse microwave

tiny titted girls age more gracefully than the opposite

Me in the background.

fuck man this just makes me sad
cute girls are so wonderful to be around, i don't know if it's because i'm never around them or it's just a real thing but
on the very rare occasion i'm around a cute girl on any basis other than "in the same restaurant" or whatever i just end up staring at her at all opportunities

does this webm just slightly piss anyone else off

like she's cute and all but something about her makes me pissed.

Yeah but I'm just trying to get my pecker wet not marry these sluts.

Smugness. Just emanates smugness.

I don't like that she very clearly knows that anyone and everyone around her is about to jerk off to her later that night. Like, nobody goes out dressed like that.

You're angry that she knows and will never give you even a glance?

Is it because she touches her hair after licking her fingers? Because that bothers me.

I think it's the public element somehow, I feel like it'd be different if it were indoors somewhere

fag

grab some friends before you go out, it makes hitting on them way less awkward

>grab some friends

>go out

I want to masturbate her

>I want to masturbate her

maybe I'm being pedantic, but that shit isn't possible.

kek

Well I don't know where she lives so yeah that would make it hard.
But if I did I would try

whys she wearing a bra in public

Nm I found her, should I send a fecebppk friend request telling her I love this ice cream video?

homeosex

>Those high-waisted jeans that should have fucking stayed dead in the 80s where they belong

And I'm flaccid.

name?

yag

Carmella Rose
Pic related

>muh daisy dukes

fuck off with ur shit tier taste

You're feeling the urge to PATROL THE THOT.

I thought I was the only one who did this... felt kinda weird about it but, Im turned on by myself?

High-waisted anything is shit tier shut the fuck up

[autism intensifies]

>friends

another day
another week
another month
another year

just keep going...

>tfw doing that occasionally
i thought that everyone is doing that

hawhaw

I didn't know I made a joke

Macaulay Bulkin up in this bitch

kek

Madison beer when she was 14

youtu.be/COhrE0aW_tk

She's really smug

Anyone get unironically angry at this gif? stupid bitch looking at the camera thinking she's all seductive and giggly. I wanna punch her stupid face in so she can never show it on camera again.

How did you manage to go in the mirror

there is no need to be envious just because yours are bigger

This is beautifull

Be prepares to fight a horde of white knights bigger than the local police force if you do that

You've got other things to worry about than cute girls

Filthy slut
Licked her hand and then fixed her hair
Disgusting

cute girls are the solution to all my life's problems other than the important ones that don't have solutions

Because she's a whore

Pls stop.

Guys what's the surest way of getting someone like them

make yourself as attractive as possible

Surest way? Be born extremely attractive, into a rich loving family that will raise you to be a well rounded, social, happy individual.

If you're on Veeky Forums then you might have to work a bit more. I'd say the hardest part is finding girls like that in the first place, you gotta be in the right social circles.

But I do ;P

Is that Joe Biden in teh back?

t. titlet

I can't believe there are pathetic, cancerous human beings (both women and men) who make this kind of shit. Get a fucking life, yeesh.

>Be born extremely attractive, into a rich loving family that will raise you to be a well rounded, social, happy individual.

B youself

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Thanks for the reality check.

I am attracted to women who people say look similar to me.

Some examples are Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss.

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My life

I would recommend fucking better looking gals in the future senpai

This is how you need to look to get her.

>Somewhere out there fat girls look at this and say "she probably works out 7 times/day, thats why she looks so good" and swallows their mcchicken

>tfw you have to admit you've seen hotter traps
I have bigger tits than her and I'm 10-12% BF at the moment...

Are you the fuck who duct taped shit to my garage door? Woodeewoo doo

Same mouth as pic related

Eh, not unachievable

>hotter traps
I demand proof

Nobody cares about tits senpaichimoro

>born attractive
>born in a rich family
>tfw family was abusive as fuck and as a result I'm extremly depressed and have speech problems

IT'S NOT FAIR

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>tiny
That's a weird way to spell "perfect"

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even if she is wearing 6 inch heels he is still like 511

what a manlet right?

Sometimes quality>quantity.
Diversify your tastes.

>looks exactly like my ex-gf
It hurts too much

She looks stupid. Cute, but in a dumb dog kind of way

His chin is like 6 inches in front of his chest - really trying to harden up his soft jaw

speaking of mcchicken, i think imma go out today and buy one

Post pic I want to see how attractive you are

Be handsome and then bee urself :^)

She licking my cock

gib us her FB user