Impressive as your lifts may be, your useless muscles will do nothing to stop the steel of my blade

>Impressive as your lifts may be, your useless muscles will do nothing to stop the steel of my blade
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Literally one punch.
One.

>leaps behind you with powerful muscular legs
>grabs your neck and prepares to snap it with muscular arms
>"nothing personnel kid"

But my muscles have also been torn and repaired 1000 times

egotistical faggot just admit u couldnt do shit against someone with a sord like that

>Stand your ground, heathen. For I will purge you from this mortal realm.

Never heard of Sun Tzu and the Art of War, huh kid? Great warriors win first, then go to war. Prepare yourself, kiddo.

Just like the island of Japan during the Sengoku Period. Admirable as it is, your physique, like your strength, will falter against the edge of my naginata.

heh...a fellow student of the blade, I see.
*licks blade*
I could do this with my bare muscles, but my blade has gotten a bit...heh..rusty, lately. I guess it's time for it to get out of retirement...
*coat falls to the ground*
*assumes battojutsu stance*
....lets dance...

I cast fist

*unsheathes barbell*

Arrogantly, you assume the blade to be a tool rather than an extension of your body. This prideful mistake will be your downfall. Step forward and face your demise.

even a skelly 16 year old girl would probably stab you to death if she only watched a single proper technique video in her life.. maybe even that is not necesery

Arrogantly, you assume your blade to be an extension of your body and not an extension of your soul.

Cry, Benihime.

I believe Veeky Forumss R&D team has already provided us an adequate response to such threats.

The perfect mix of power and swordsmanship

...

Arrogantly, you assume your blade to be an extension of your soul and not an extension of existence itself.

A foolish mistake, but there is no forgiveness.

Where the fuck do you find these?
How many guys are out there posing with weeb shit?

Welcome newfriend

Do you guys think that these weeaboo swordsmen are actually good at sword fighting?

Y-you think my lifts are impressive?

>using a polearm in close quarters
heh too bad kid I already won

Best post desu
No, faggot DYEL
Kys

Are you kidding me??

youtube.com/watch?v=OYWGF8Hrkg8

The weak strikes from the earth, the strong from the heavens. Where will I strike? Prepare yourself

The blade of the naginata is quite short (usually 15-18 inch), and there are many close-quarter techniques.

Lrn2 kobudo, bro

This shit will never not be funny

grab some shit to hit him with
proceed to beat the shit out of him once the sword isn't a problem

At first I was like
>this guy is shit
But then when it got to his katana work..
Goddamn

That iaido was clean af

Imagine this warrior if he lost that excess weight, his moves are already as graceful as a butterfly gliding on a ray of sunlight, he would become truly unstoppable.

Based Urahara

Force = mass x acceleration

He already has lots of acceleration, so any improvement there would be minimal.

He sacrifices his organs and joint health so he can deliver truly powerful blows

Please post more autism

Heh. Your blade stance might defend you from attacks to your flesh, but have you defended your psyche?
*unsheates tripcode*
Guess we'll have to see...kid.
>the tripcode is vegantrap

>health and fitness

>bin that kniofe m8

madman with a sword? I run the fuck away.
I don't cc and I'm not carrying a bigger better sword around with me. Not trying to get cut by some raging autist.

Arrogantly, you assume the blade exists.
Tell me, cretin.. How do you plan to parry that which doesn't exist?

alot of lower middle class new-build areas look like this in the uk, but Im pretty sure I know where this picture was taken

What the hell attracts these people to Katanas anyway?
Katanas are crap.
If you're gonna be a cringy fedora shit with a sword, why not use your own people's? Those are much better than the piece of shit that was so crap to start with, it had to be folded hundreds of times just to reach an acceptable level of quality.

Arrogantly, you assume that you exist. You are nothing more than a figment of my imagination, an obstacle that I have created to obtain an even greater strength.

go over there and claim his juicy boipussy as yours

did you not read the rest of the thread retard? my muscle are no use to defend against the steel of his blade

>The reflection of dear old mum in the mirror

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I've been meaning to gif this, but my computer has been down.

My people's swords weren't too good either

ffs they edited a fedora on his head

The Katana is also shopped in

That guy has feminine eyes

No he doesn't,.

hahaha

That is a kid

This thread. love it.

take your pillow gf hostage

Why do they wear cross trainers?

That's a villain death flag if I ever saw one.

underrated, made me lol

Arrogantly you assume

samurai never wore fedoras

>that barbell spear-tip swag

"you came to a gunfight with a sword"

Kek

He can deflect bullets

Sorry kid but years off lifting have gave me superior grip strength and better reflexes
*he lunges at me as I step to the side and dodge his attack*
...and now I will use my strength to take that toy away from you
*I grab his wrists and easily pull the sword from his feeble grasp*
Now my top tier tricep strength will allow me to plunge this blade straight through your chest
*i penetrate his heart then release the blade and laugh as his lifeless corpse collapses to the ground then I begin deadlifting his body for reps*

I fully expected BRAPT posting. The same style of writing

TRY ME

>Strong mind will beat both muscles and steel

let's assume that he can deflect one bullet. He would give a blade such a momentum, that if he tried to swing it back to deflect the second bullet, it would break easily
physics, bitch

>Nice sword kid but i'm afraid you are no match for my stand

beyond cringe
thanks

implying sabres aren't the pinnacle of sword making

Someone post that naked three sword guy. I actually like that one.

This is more austistic than actual katana posters

KEK this motherfucker will end your shit.
Clean boi

Well well, it seems i have underestimated you. No matter, i will erase your existence but not here. Let us fight in another location.

I thought that was what we were doing? Trying to out-autist eachother

We are. He's trying to fool your into letting your Autism down so he may defeat you.
Heh..I guess it worked.
*unsheathes Tanegashima*
*kills you in the balls*
Never let your 'tism down 'round these 'ere parts 'partner..heh heh.....

Fuck off, Polnareff.

>*slow claps*
>*steps out of the shadows*
>You really think stabbing a mere hologram would deafeat me?

>your useless muscles will do nothing to stop the steel of my blade
>mfw weebs dont know shit about my muscle power
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underrated tbqh famalam

Anyone actually practice with a sword?
Like, I made a boken out of a large branch that fell from my neighbors' tree since I was bored and have watched way too much Gintama, and the practice can be pretty grueling if you don't stop when tired.
I find that a nice way to warm up before the gym is to practice with it for about 10-15 minutes. On rest days I like to swing it 1000 times while avoiding breaks.

Might be my autism, but I feel it's been strengthening my arms and helping develop my forearms and wrists.

Nice to know our old swords werent shit looking.

Are you retard? Shashka is GOAT

How can you even compete?

What brought the fedora and the ninja sword together? What created their accessorizing synergy?

autism

>Current year
>Not carrying a seax for piercing armor

It's like you don't want to make it

>wearing armour like a fag
>not wearing a sick ass saffron tunic
Get that saxon shit out of my face.

Beautiful, user

Holy shit, this guy could guide ships to port just by shining a flashlight on his face

1000internz won!

No, seriously. Is it that Omnibus guy? The one who does not fortell or forget?

STOMP HIM IN THE NUTS
STOMP HIM IN THE NUTS

Because I am Japanese and the samurai blood flows through me. The code of bushido and the way for the samurai is in ny soul you couldn't defeat me with any modern weapon you could dream of.

>tfw historically we used an axe

Holy shit that reflection

good luck nerd.

best one so far