Been dieting the past three weeks

>been dieting the past three weeks
>literally cut an entire snack session out of my diet
>actually gained 2 pounds
Yeah, fuck you guys. You all don't know jack shit.

CALORIE
TRACKING
DO IT

>Supposedly eats less
>Gains more weight

You must be some kind of anomaly.

so you're gaining weight without eating? How? do you have secret to curing world hunger?

I guess so. My body temperature is lower than average as well.

Yeah, tax the rich more harshly to subsidize feeding the poor.

>cut an entire snack session out of my diet

One out of ten ain't gonna do it fatty.

>an entire snack session
>entire
>snack
>session
It's because you're a stupid fat fuck that your metabolism is going through hel right now trying to balance. 3 weeks is hardly any time at all you fucking loser.

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Just have a seat right over there

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>body temperature is lower than average

Bullshit. What exactly do you think is lower than average.

>snacking
>ever

not gonna make it

Explain this meme.

Look in a mirror.

95.5 degrees F. On a good day. Borderline hypothermic.

>tax the rich to subsidize the poor.
No. That is how you get more poor people.
Administer an iq test to all the folks on food stamps and welfare. Bottom %10 gets shot.

Yeah man you're right don't listen to Veeky Forums and keep eating what you were eating before, these things are genetic anyway
Don't forget to eat all the sugars you can, don't worry about your heart at all
Sshhh don't worry nothing will happen

I'm allergic to sugar.

Easy mode to cutting:

>fast 2-5 days a week
>keto/paleo/LCHT (low carb, high fat) when you eat
>indulge in whatever whenever, but try to stick to keto/paleo for the most part
>fast a little more after you indulge in junk
>adjust based on results and goals
>Eat 1-2 big meals a day when not fasting within a 1-8 hour window

And fattycakes mcwhaleshit knows so much? That's why he looks like mayonaise on blacktop in august, right?

/thread

>I'm allergic to sugar.

This is a real thing.

Fuck off.

this is exactly what I've been doing and it's great.
good energy throughout the day, dont waste time eating breakfast and lunch and its also very healthy

what the fuck is a snack session?

>easy mode
>incredibly complicated schedule including fasting and meme diets
what the fuck? here's a real easy mode:
oats for breakfast
chicken and vegetables for lunch and dinner.

that's it.

you get to eat regularly like a normal person. eat full size meals. but since the foods aren't calorie dense you probably (or if you count them you can be sure) end up on a calorie deficit. I lost a shit ton of weight without any paleo memes or fasting just by figuring out how to fill a plate using only 500 calories. never felt hungry because I ate regularly.

Op is a anomaly or doesn't know what a calorie is

Btw it's the second one it's simple thermo dynamics learn it fag

how does this happen?

ss + gomad

That would include you because you're clearly retarded.

Only cutting one snack session out of your diet

typical fat cunt blaming everyone but themselves for the mess they're in