Why does it seem like most of Veeky Forums are legit alphaest of alpha males?
You all are mostly tall, jacked, handsome, very smart and fuck countless hot girls or have beautiful girlfriends despite most of this board being 16-19 years old. The population of this Veeky Forums board are like the most alpha men of society congregated in one place.
What are your secrets to being so alpha?
can tell op aint alpha
its all in the wrist
Simply faking it, at least for me.
obviously im not, its why i want to get the secrets to success from this board. you guys have more sexual partners at 17-18 than most guys have in their entire lives
>Why does it seem like most of Veeky Forums are legit alphaest of alpha males?
It's all an illusion.
I had sex sith 3 different girls before the age the age of 18 am i alpha?
Are we on the same board? Those types are the minority
constant huge "sexual fitness" threads.
constant new threads made about guys gfs
even feel threads talk about their girlfriends
i dont know where you are looking
Alright, it's time to talk one-on-one with everyone here.
Listen carefuly brahs, this is a confession.
It's a fucking act, there is no alphas on here.
We are all sad cunts, DYELs, pretending to be lifting on a daily basis.
This, wristlets ain't never gonna make it
im not tall, jacked, handsome or very smart.
i've never touched a girl.
i'm 24.
kek
shhhh, you're not supposed to say it out loud
>mfw havent' been to the gym in a month
fugg
its just genetic lottery, I got lucky being tall, my mom was a track runner and dad a football player so I can put on muscle and take off fat like nothing. I'm smart but too goddamn lazy to apply myself to anything but hoisting. There is no secret to being alpha, either you are or you are not. Maybe some test would help you?
>not been to the gym in a month
prepare to feel suicidal when you go back. or if you go back faggot.
I have a paper deadline this Friday (fuck you NIPS), so I probably won't be back until the weekend.
Not worried though, I do this all the time: start lifting, get into the groove, get depressed, stop lifting, rinse and repeat
>Veeky Forums
>alpha
>tall
>jacked
>handsome
>smart
>fuck countless hot girls/beautiful girlfriends
Nah mate, Veeky Forums is the new /r9k/.
I see, I myself have a 500 word essay due by friday and I don't think I'll have 45 minutes to better myself either. fucking college man
Top kek
kek, but I don't think you know what I'm talking about. this is a conference paper, and I'm basically gonna be pulling all-nighters for the next 5 days.
shouldn't even be on here but I'm hungover af
>It's a fucking act, there is no alphas on here.
>We are all sad cunts, DYELs, pretending to be lifting on a daily basis.
No fucking shit. OP was clearly being facetious. Veeky Forums is a fucking mess of insecure teenagers and manchildren. You only get a few anons whose egos are in check, and are actually successful in at least one metric
this. Veeky Forums is a eLARP board
> highly successful across multiple metrics
> not successful in social metric and watch people with less success in aforementioned metrics be happier than me
Can't win 'em all, Johnny
We're mostly sigmas desu