You fuckers think you know fat hate? How often does a fatty really ruin your day? I'm a massage therapist. I know fat hate. Let me break down some highlights of my day for you:
>Go to get clients folder, see a cute girl in the waiting room >She smiles at me, holy shit this could be a good day >Call out clients name >Mfw 400lbs of unwashed Pudge cosplay gets up instead >Ugh. Take specimen to my room of personal hell for the next 1.5 hours >I know she's ready when I no longer hear the sounds of intense struggling to lay on a fucking table through the door >Begin kneading my hands through this putrid dough elemental >Her hot cheese breath gravitates my way with every heave of her maw. I have to time my breathing to dodge it. >Now begins the small talk. Usually they mention how they just did a triathlon or began "boot camp" >She works in an office and says she walks "an average of 5 miles a day" at work >Mfw every time I put pressure on her back I get a waft of rancid ass >The whale starts moaning constantly >Getting pissed now >I move to her legs. There is black shit caked behind her knees she's never been able to wash >Wtf her ankles look like crushed soda cans >Begin working on her glutes, start questioning my life choices >Alright time to turn over >"Easy for you to say tee-hee" Every. Fucking. Time. >Turning over is like an ancient trial to her people. One that many have tried and failed. The struggle is unreal.
>Completely out of breath, she barely makes it >I begin working on her neck, but such intense movement has caused her to sweat profusely >Mfw it mixes with my lotion, turning it to slime >Moving on to arms... >Wtf her hands smell like relish. Did she eat a fucking hotdog in the car on her way over? >Alright time to work on her waffle stompers. >They literally smell like shit. The mind goes to dark places. >Her toenails, far beyond her reach, are twisted and gnarled with fungus >Finally I finish up with her unwashed scalp, her dandruff decorating my black pants like stars in the night sky >At last it is finished. >She leaves half a normal tip and waddles off >After she leaves I remove her essence from the room the best I can and proceed to my next client.
Dear god no...
>This one is even fatter. And it's a 2 hour massage.
I FUCKING HATE FAT PEOPLE
Chase White
Dough elemental. I'll be using this.
Chase Turner
>I asked a fat girl out thinking I had a chance and she rejected me, so I concocted this piece of fiction
Fixed that for you.
Gabriel Stewart
Fuck that shit
Parker Wood
Aw OP I have no fat people hate thread stories to share......but I am bumping your thread because it's funny.
>Her hot cheese breath gravitates my way with every heave of her maw. I have to time my breathing to dodge it.
Lel
Kayden Gomez
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Henry Morgan
Holy shit (You) should charge per square meter dude..
Gavin Anderson
Alex pls leave
Ethan Bailey
Did he end up getting red pilled?
Jason Gomez
Specialize in sports massage to avoid that stuff.
Christopher Richardson
Was this before or after you got this story of reddit?
Carson Gray
Fucking succculent
Brayden Rogers
ur reddit lol
Kevin Ortiz
>tfw i was off by one on a slow board fuck guess im losing my edge
Josiah Rodriguez
.... fuck can't argue with sixtuples
Even though you did 100% take this story off r/fatpeoplehate
Poor user. I'd have a strict no-fats policy if I were a massage therapist, but I guess that would mean I would starve.
Carter Ortiz
KEK Fellow LMT bro? I do mainly pain/injury myofascial. Use to really like helping people but 6 years of this shit has got me burnt the fuck out. Someone posted it on reddit? Lame. I thought they had to end their FPH cuz all the fatties were crying
Joseph Gomez
damn dat negro in background would bleach till my foreskin fell off too bad the hambacutelus is blocking her fine negro legs with its mass
Jaxon Sullivan
> Someone posted it on reddit?
Yes, you would know seeing as you copied it word for word off reddit; see
Elijah Thomas
thisthis story has been posted here before, this is pasta checked
Sebastian Morris
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Oliver Cox
>Career where you have to touch and rub people >Job where you can't be discerning with the clientele that you accept >Complain that you have to rub down disgusting fatties
Get a better job. You set yourself up for this one. >Fat people are responsible for my career choices
Gabriel Jones
You realize that's a screenshot from Veeky Forums on there right?
...right?
Maybe you should go back..
Nathan Roberts
hence the words reposting.
Robert Adams
How do you deal with massaging really hot clients? I'd be permanently sweatingman.jpg
Mason Baker
Unfortunately it's just... work.
Occasionally a QT will write her number on the tip envelope and I'll bang her sometime later but for the most part if you hint at anything even remotely sexual your career will be gone in a flash
Jackson Davis
Yeah, sure you will.
Jeremiah Sanchez
Stale copypasta but still delicious
Jackson Nelson
He got some nice ol tig bitties! 10/10 would suckle
Nicholas Clark
How can you not refuse customers who don't wash? That shit's a biohazard. Fatties usually have numerous fungal infections too, ew.
Wyatt Cook
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William Reyes
if the local dentist can request you brush your teeth before coming in, and will charge you extra if you don't in order to give you a toothbrush and MAKE you brush your teeth, why can't massage therapists request that people wash before coming in?
Luis Jenkins
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Eli Turner
>Fellow LMT bro? Nah, sports massage just something I got certified in to offer as an extra in my gym.
I also do yoga to get the soccer mom shekels.
Chase Adams
fuck me
Levi Scott
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John Lewis
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John Fisher
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Oliver Fisher
Fresh from reddit
Luis Morgan
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Carter Wright
Her tits are pretty big so I bet she still gets a ton of responses despite being a piece of shit
Carson Lewis
>4 hours a week
Carter Moore
bump
Aiden Lewis
> Go to chairforce reserve from active duty > Most people are skinny fat as fuck but there a few fit bros > There is one annoying fat bitch that is 19 years old > Me and and another for Sgt talking about good protein filled meals and healthy ways to cook things > Hippo bitch interjects about us hating ourselves and food and how she loves food so much she could never eat healthy > Fit bro and I try to convince her that home cooked meals are tastier and healthier than any fast food shit > Goes on a rant about how grease and fat contain all the flavors etc etc >Bitch is already struggling with female easy peasy or tests > I hope a car hits her
Jeremiah Martin
PT tests ( physical fitness tests not or)
Oliver Wood
Very checkd
David Diaz
Dubs of truth
Jordan Diaz
Holy fuck triple dubs
Wyatt Evans
dog i AM SO JEALOUS you know i love the the THE BIG GAME
Jackson Stewart
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Brayden Peterson
to be fair. people tend to buy bigger hoodies than they really need. still a worthy kek though.
Charles Ortiz
is that an ironic list of requirements or something does she think she's a supermodel
Carson Brooks
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Elijah White
>r/fatpeoplehate >not knowing that this is stale pasta >using reddit at all
Aiden Collins
>couple next door.
>so next door is a fatass neet couple >girl is in wheelchair, guy is fat and obnoxious >i would feel sorry for the girl if she wasnt an giggling >alcohol elemental on wheels, i think she moved out last week. >guy is completely oblivious to his sourroundings, >Always smiles or frowns. guy is gone. >no single fucks given to human contact, > I think theyre responsible for the pizza boxes and shit at the gate
Leo Morales
user, I want to ask you, how do you feel about massaging qt fit grills? Do you ever pop a boner or are you so deep in professional mode that you can't?
Zachary King
?
Luis Sanders
This always baffles me. How can they not see the flaw in their logic? Men are also going to have high standards if they want to.
Benjamin Phillips
This is like the most reposted thing of all time >fresh from Reddit .......OH. I see what u did there
Nathaniel Moore
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Julian Foster
reddit on suicide watch
Aaron Ramirez
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Samuel Morgan
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Jonathan Torres
a modern classic
Daniel Kelly
>basic bitch >also a bit fat >expects the very best of men to come after her She's gonna be disappointed when all she gets are numales and neck beards
Daniel Edwards
the struggle is real
David Cooper
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Eli Howard
>Front butt >Coke bottle >Mouth agape and ready for food It's like pottery
Jason Allen
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Ryan Hill
>An giggling >Neighbor expresses facial emotions when he's happy or sad
Austin Butler
>trigger warning: starvation - 200lbs
Angel Butler
was this supposed to be funny
Ian Rivera
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Nathaniel Wilson
This picture is so old the Internet is eating it up and spitting out less an less pixels
Andrew Kelly
Zoidberg, is that you?
Charles Cooper
>drank 25 gallons of oil How? This sounds like something that would kill a person
Thomas Hall
How are you even an employee if you work four hours a week? I guess anything is better than calling yourself unemployed and hopelessly searching
Jace Perez
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Xavier Torres
What did he mea. Buy this?
Aaron Ross
That would definitely kill a person He might have drank spilled out 25 gallons, drinking only one (which would be huuuge already)
Cooper Perry
It's edited. In the original, he ate a bunch of burgers
Carter Myers
>am recovering fatasfatass >see FPH threads and always worry that I'll see something about myself Pretty good motivation to know the sort of people others associate me with because of my weight though.
Ethan Reed
Confidence...
you can see it her eyes. she nervous as fuck
Gavin Lewis
Fat people will spend so much money on their outer appearance > nails, makeup, hair, bracelets that look like swollen handcuffs, overly dresser yet tacky clothing But wouldn't have to spend all of that if they took better care of themselves and could eventually look half decent being more natural
Parker Stewart
I guess if you do actual work regularly and get paid for it you arent unemployed, you just have an amazingly shit job.
Grayson Richardson
>trigger warning: productivity
Colton Adams
how do you know that dentists do this? are you really this disgusting user?
Nolan Cox
>No FPH? Reposting mine from a few months ago >Reposting mine from a few months ago >Reposting mine >Reposting
And even if user did swipe it from Reddit, who gives a fuck?
Jayden Green
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Nathaniel Hughes
Where's the one with Andrew?
John Nguyen
>tipping a massage therapist Either you work in massage parlor or America is more cucked than I thought.
Brody Howard
>If you work in I.T. What the fuck dude
Kayden King
Wounded seal noises made me smile.
Blake Sanders
WITNESS
Cooper Cooper
No, dude. This shit is entirely true. Colorful words aside, as a massage therapist who has the misfortune of working on anyone who is overweight, it is a hellish nightmare. They can't take much pressure. They stink. They say inane shit like how active they are or how good they've been eating lately. Their skin is falling from their scalp, trying to escape the matted mess. Hands and feet are like sausages left out in the sun to rot and bloat. It is a ghastly and unpleasant experience.