Hey Veeky Forums. I threw out everything in my fridge/pantry to start fresh

Hey Veeky Forums. I threw out everything in my fridge/pantry to start fresh.

I'm going to costco tonight. Build my shopping list, one item at a time. The sky is the limit.

Oats

black beans

economy pack of dildos

whey

Activated almonds
Emu meatballs
10 gallons of whole milk
20 dozens of eggs

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Chicken breast

I think you meant squat plugs. No worries, easy mistake to make

don't buy pre-activated almonds OP, that's asking to get scammed. Buy an almond activator instead, bit expensive at first but it more than makes up for it in the long run

vodka

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salmon is delicious and full of proteins

Activated almonds

LOADS OF SIPS
FUCK ALL THAT "HEALTHY" BULLSHIT. DON'T BE TRICKED BY THE ORGANIC JEW. ALL YOU NEED ARE SIPS

Eggwhites

for dessert, dates

don't eat too many, or you poop a lot

This is a good answer

bulk pasta

1 gallon mint chocolate chip ice cream

Why no canned veggies?

I'll assume you meant canned fruit because that's the only one called out in the pic, and that's because a lot of can fruits are canned with some form of syrupy sugar water that basically ruins most of the nutritional value. Most canned veggies are fine though, as their preservative juice isn't quite so high fructose, though you'll want to rise and strain them before you cook them, or better yet just get fresh veggies.

Chocolate mud cake.

Adding to this
>Seasonal fruit/veg
>Ezekiel Bread
>Bulgur
>Egg whites
>Ground chicken or turkey instead of beef
>Anchovies, sardines, herring
>Greek cream cheese
>Agave nectar
>Fresh spices > Mrs. Dash