Be this guy

>be this guy
how hard is it to just disappear and never get tracked down by the government or your family again?

after losing $18,000 in student loan money on LINK, being on track to fail all my classes and fucking up my progress to graduating with honors with a CS degree from a top uni (Carnegie Mellon University if anyone was wondering) i'm ready to just get away from it all

i'll panhandle, hop trains and ships, live in hostels, backpack the world, share stories and drinks with strangers. it doesn't sound too bad, i guess this modern life just wasn't for me.

any tips for surviving on the road? how to make quick money on the go? i have about $800 in my savings and i'm ready to go

shut up

Can you just kill yourself, you attention whoring faggot?

>how to make quick money on the go
Walk along interstates and rob people who offer you a ride

Go to mexico, jack off to faggots on chaturbate

I told you to join the fucking army user, do you want to be killed and have your organs sold on the black market on your way to Mexico you idiot ?

do you just not like CS, and was only majoring in it for the money?

are you asian?

brutality

But seriously OP you need to un-manlet yourself right fucking now. Research your options and fucking do something.
Escaping like this is hard and it sounds like you would never do it, and would fail if you tried

get a cheap car. don't sleep out or couchsurf

Laptop/Phone, Library Card, Gym Membership, and ask a relative or friend for help until you can find a job asap.

take another loan faggot

Ill buy your BLACKED subscription for 10k link

Finish your degree,work like a normal person, pay denbts.

have you tried not being a pussy and just wage cuck it and make that 18k?

altenratively stop investing all your guys fucking savings in these cryptos that don't seem realistic or will require years to be a real thing.

If you figure out a way to go back and finish your CS degree, $18k will be a drop in the bucket. Don’t throw away everything you’ve worked for in your life over a measly $18,000 what a joke. I lose that much for breakfast and I make double that for dinner.

>lost 18k
Feels like a lot. When you graduate CMU with CS honors and go to even a middling-level wall street quant job, you'll be making 6 figures out of school. No matter how boring that sounds or unmotivated you are to do it, it's sure as hell gonna beat being a fucking homeless guy

Just pack your shit and go.

You'll be calling mommy by the end of two days tops.

Don't give up dude. You only lose when you give up.

Then pay his debt you larping faggot.

No.

don't get me wrong, i love CS. it's just too late to do anything about it, these failing grades will sink my GPA

i really want to finish my degree but i won't have tuition for next semester. the thought of having to take a year off to fucking wagecuck at McDonalds for $18,000 is unbearable not to mention my parents would realize my fuck-up and kick me out so i'd be living on my own anyway while earning this money back

easier just to kick myself out now and gain some street wisdom, hard knocks they call it right?

Just hodl your link jellyhands. You're not the only guy that's got his student loans tied up in crypto . We're all going to make it. Hodl.

it's just hard for me to imagine someone who loves CS and is doing well in a top CS school to become so desperate with "making it" that they would put their student loan money into crypto

Oh no, work a year what a nightmare. Go cry in a corner. You knew what you where getting into. If you don't have the balls to face the risks why the fuck are you even taking the risks then.

>b-but Veeky Forums told me this was a sure bet.

Look kiddo, nobody knows if a coin will go up or down. Nobody.

As the residential fed, no one is ever gone without a trace. Its just a matter of if you've done something to warrant the expenses of finding you.

For example I make 400k a year on salary tracking down people that launder money and those connected to and determining if they are knowledgeable of the fact that they're doing it.

80% of all things I'm contracted for are in excess of 1 million, the other 20% is still above 500,000 but also ties to other criminal charges.

> Source: I'm a fed
> Experience: 8 years tracking with over 180m confiscated.

> Guess why I'm here.

Nice larp lmaooo

when im filthy rich from crypto, all my assets is gonna be owned under someone elses name and ill fake my death and leave the US.

will you still catch me then?

If you love CS and had good grades at a good school, do you not have the necessary skill set to at least do freelance work? Which languages do you know?

OP I failed college with like 8k student loans. After about two years, my credit was shit. I saw someone started paying them off. I think some company bought them just to be able to harass me about paying them, so I got off free.

>If you love CS and had good grades at a good school, do you not have the necessary skill set to at least do freelance work? Which languages do you know?

it's highly competitive, while my portfolio is ok i'd still be competing with pajeets and gooks who will do it at 50% the price

fluent in: C++, JavaScript, Python, Perl, Ruby, R
some familiarity with: Rust, Go, PHP

>6 figure student debt checking in

Don't run away you pansy. Work harder, attend community college, freelance and learn to juggle - don't ignore your debt... it only gets worse (trust me)

Talk to your academic adviser about anything that cna be done.
Completing that CS degree from CMU is the difference between good life and terrible life.

dump the 800 into bitcoin.

Seriously OP tell your adviser your life was screwed up this semester, and is there any way to get back on track.

Apparently theres a lot of anarchists that hate the US gov in acapulco mexico. I know jeff berwick lives theres and has that anarchist conference. If i was running away i'd probably want to find some other ancaps

Are you the one who can't stop fapping to cuck porn? Listen, this is not the worst thing to have happened to anybody. You lost some money, it sucks, but its only money. Your parents are disappointed in you, but they will get over it. Your peers will consider you a loser and rightly so. Just own it. You can come back from this. Drop out for 2 years, earn some wagecuck money. Come back and finish your degree ater. FUCK! OP you are pissing me off!

thanks user
I feel a lot better reading this, was struggling a little this week and felt like an idiot, but good to know I'm not doing so bad compared to some

>these failing grades will sink my GPA
That's not necessarily true.
At my university if you failed a course you could retake it and have it replace your original failing grade.

Here's what you need to do, find a doctor who will diagnose you with depression and then use that as an reason to acquire extensions for your classes to complete unfinished work.

Being a college dropout is the worst thing you can do user, you essentially would be going into debt for nothing.

Don't sell your LINK. At this point, you may as well ride it to infinity. If it does go to $1+ you will actually kill yourself for real.

I also have to back this guy up. Universities will force the professors to bend over backwards for you if you have actual depression which is diagnosed. They may even soften your scores.

I'm not American but how does one even get such a job. Seems like a sweet gig. Must have tracked real life Walter Whites? Any fun stories?

Also get a life straw nigga

Just get on with the degree.

I worked full time and went to Uni full time. I even did extra training that was available at my job

Yes it was shit. My parents had no means of supporting me, so I did it myself. I lost most of my friends, I had no social life, I didn't do anything for fun other than what I had on my shit laptop and shit internet connection.

There are ways around the social life - many things are free, even more so nowadays. Cut bills where you can.

Get a job.

They will know you're not actually dead, but if you're luck/connected enough to get a spot in a country with poor relations with the USA you just might get away with it, again just because the expense of tracking you down isn't worth it.

the kid legitimately has mental health issues, gambling addiction + cuckold porn addiction

it'll be easy for him to get diagnosed.

Depends, is the other person going to pay taxes?
How much do you intend to make from crypto?
At current tax rate (28% average for capital gains regarding to bitcoin) if its above around 4.5m withdrawn (over 1 million lost) and you went to a country which we have extradition treaties with.

If we don't have treaties and they really want you well you probably sponsored terrorism and then you're the c.i.a.'s problem.

Usually not walter white type of situations, usually the DEA has to come up with cases it takes years --

Then they have enough evidence to where any forensic accountant could follow the trail and tag a bunch of people as accomplices.

Have a few good stories but they're few and far between unlike csi and law and order would have you believe. Alot of it really is just winding up sifting through alot of data, surveillance footage/recordings.

To be honest though most people that launder money aren't hardened criminals, alot just don't know any better or sell drugs (not kingpin level) and evade taxes.
They don't want to get into a shootout or potentially die for the risk of 25 years on an account of tax evasion which would most likely be whittled down with any decent attorney.

how can you be this retarded when you're getting a CS degree from CMU? i thought they only accepted smart people at those ivy league american schools. why would you put that much money into a single investment at all????

Man I refuse to believe people are stupid enough to bet money they can't afford to lose on crypto.

CMU is a solid tier below Ivy League; but it doesn't matter. Every school here is filled with retards. I go to one of the better Ivies and sure the smartest people here are the smartest anywhere but they still fill the class with minorities and "life story" people that can't think for shit

CMU is a top tier CS degree. 18k isn't much in terms of annual earning potential.

t. nigger faggot

>gambling with loans on shitcoins
Lmao, don't gamble anything you cannot lose.

Oldfag here. Whatever you do, don't become a wagecuck. Go travel, be a bum, whatever the fuck you want. But don't fail to learn a trade so that you can work for yourself. Welder, plumber, electrician, carpenter, mechanic. Learn something and start your own business. That is where true freedom lies. College is not the answer unless you want to be a wagecucking faggot beta for the rest of your life.

You go to an ivy league school but you can't even into grammar. Nice larp.

put your savings in LINK
it's your only hope now

put your $ into ZAP, it's at 15 cents and could 10x soon. You'll make 8k back then you can double that and get your life back on track

Lagos is the largest economic center in Africa. Your money can go very far and there is a lot of government corruption to take advantage of if you're white.

How stupid are you fucking donkey.

Just tell your parents they will help you and make it possible that you finish university and deal with your gambling problems.

That's what parents are there for.

My parents were like this and I am a parent like this now. Don't be scared they are the only ones who will help you now.

What would you do, if your kid would be in deep shit and suicidential.
Don't be scared of your parents they, in the end, always love you and help you.

T. Father of two

oh god, nice cocoa beaver. cause see here in usa 2017 parents dont give 2 shits about their kids most of the time, they are usually boomers and boomers are shit. maybe you got lucky but telling people to rely on their parents in 2017 is a joke. im happy your mayberry was real , but my parents didnt give one fuck about me

I think this book will give you helpful perspective OP

Read; Be helped

>jacks off to cuck porn
>pisses in bottles
>wastes money he doesn't earn
You deserve to earn 1% of what those pajeets and gooks earn

nice larp