This is a Chicken. It provides you with your lean meat and eggs you consume daily. Pay your respects to this bird of much protean here.
This is a Chicken. It provides you with your lean meat and eggs you consume daily...
respect bird of proton
Prometheus gave mankind chicken.
THANK U WALKING BIRD OF GAINS
Thank you very much chickypoo
respects chicken Little
THANK U WALKING BIRD OF GAINS
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Thank you Cane for these chicken gain.
THANK U WALKING BIRD OF GAINS
If this is the proton bird why is there no negaton bird?
Checkmate athleites
that's a common misconception. negatron birds are constantly popping in and out of existence being cancelled out with the more concentrated positron birds.
thanks much clucker
F
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THANK U WALKING BIRD OF GAINS
dairy products give you cancer
Thank you Stella, for being eaten by the coyotes while the rest of the flock took shelter. You were the cuddliest, but you gave your life for the common cause.
RIP my pet proton dispenser
t. mad bull whose women have been taken by man
>implying I don't have 4 chickens that give me eggs daily in return for my love and a few seeds
Thanks bird, you really help me out.
If theres a biceps and a triceps, then wheres uniceps?
really makes you think
Hail chikkin, full of protein, blessed are you among the lean meats.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my doms.
cluck cluck chicker
big cock = big gains
Is anyone else keeping his own chicken on Veeky Forums? They are easy and cheap to hold, give me daily eggs and when they grow old, provide some good meat. Also vegans cannot annoy me with their da evil meat industry argument.
Only disadvantage is how dumb they are. As soon as one chicken notices that there is something to eat inside the eggs, all of them will start eating their own eggs, forcing me to kill them all faster.
>white girls just can't stop craving that big black cock
thank you cock of gains
I praise cocks everyday
They tend to do this because they are lacking in calcium. Do you crush up their eggs shells and distribute it throughout their food? If not you should my man.
Thx bird of proton
merci poulet
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thank u proton birb
thank thee bird of protean and thom gaines thy give
thank you bird of preoteins
walking on busy roads give you cancer, alcohol gives you cancer, this that and everything gives you cancer
you can't spend your life worrying about cancer and stressing over every little way to try to reduce the risk, well you can if you're a faggot but whatever
I prefer fish, to be honest.
Self caught, of course.
looks tasty
They can't even fly high enough to be out of reach of the manlets, chickens are truly selfless beings
Thank you walking bird of gains
>Living chickens behind
thanks chicken.
Thank you Mr cock
Chickens aren't a dairy product, neither are their eggs
Oh mama just think of the protein on that thing
THANK U WALKING BIRD OF GAINS
>not drinking chicken milk
>not gonna make it
That is female chicken retard
Thanks chicken
F
tell me about the chicken
why did he cross the road?
This post had me fucking cracking up at my desk.
>chicken and eggs
>dairy
user I have some bad news
Kek
Much respect chicken
M'bird
Go on then. Try to eat a cock. There is reason why they are getting rid of them on big farms.
No, they don't. But your post certainly did.
THANK YOU WALKING BIRD OF GAINS
THANK YOU BASED BIRD
i respect the bird by not eating it
Proton Eagle.
you're a class act
>desk
Normies gtfo
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
THANK U WALKING BIRD OF GAINS
Thank you for everything, proteinbird
thank you chickin
I express my gratitude.
If you have a family member who has had cancer in the past, you will get cancer.
Uuum excuse me sir, there are two biceps and one tricep
THANK U BIRB
Thank you protein bird
thanks chicken
Thank mr bok
thank you bird
So does sunlight.
Fine nutrition, Feathery gains-ball
Thank Chicken Love Chicken
Thank you, ProteinBird, for all that you have given to us
Beat some eggs, coat chicken meat with it then roll it in protein powder and fry it.
all the way from micronesia you come to give us gains
thank you chicken friend
respek
thank u best bird
Cute
respecc for u birb
THIC
Thank you mighty bird of gains
Thank you for allowing me to live based chicken, if it were not for you I would be dead.
respect
that's fucked up man
proton dispenser. kek.
t-rex to unicep. come in, unicep.
>4 coops CMON
reddit, hush
Thank you good bird, God's design is a blessing upon us.
did you ever, while catching fish fish like pretend to be golum? like did you wear a loin cloth shout at hobbits and tear the raw fish apart with your bear hands?
Has anybody heard about the birb?
Thank you, walking bird of gains
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