This is a Chicken. It provides you with your lean meat and eggs you consume daily...

This is a Chicken. It provides you with your lean meat and eggs you consume daily. Pay your respects to this bird of much protean here.

respect bird of proton

Prometheus gave mankind chicken.

THANK U WALKING BIRD OF GAINS

Thank you very much chickypoo

respects chicken Little

THANK U WALKING BIRD OF GAINS

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Thank you Cane for these chicken gain.

THANK U WALKING BIRD OF GAINS

If this is the proton bird why is there no negaton bird?

Checkmate athleites

that's a common misconception. negatron birds are constantly popping in and out of existence being cancelled out with the more concentrated positron birds.

thanks much clucker

F

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THANK U WALKING BIRD OF GAINS

dairy products give you cancer

Thank you Stella, for being eaten by the coyotes while the rest of the flock took shelter. You were the cuddliest, but you gave your life for the common cause.
RIP my pet proton dispenser

t. mad bull whose women have been taken by man

>implying I don't have 4 chickens that give me eggs daily in return for my love and a few seeds

Thanks bird, you really help me out.

If theres a biceps and a triceps, then wheres uniceps?

really makes you think

Hail chikkin, full of protein, blessed are you among the lean meats.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my doms.

cluck cluck chicker

big cock = big gains

Is anyone else keeping his own chicken on Veeky Forums? They are easy and cheap to hold, give me daily eggs and when they grow old, provide some good meat. Also vegans cannot annoy me with their da evil meat industry argument.

Only disadvantage is how dumb they are. As soon as one chicken notices that there is something to eat inside the eggs, all of them will start eating their own eggs, forcing me to kill them all faster.

>white girls just can't stop craving that big black cock

thank you cock of gains
I praise cocks everyday

They tend to do this because they are lacking in calcium. Do you crush up their eggs shells and distribute it throughout their food? If not you should my man.

Thx bird of proton

merci poulet

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thank u proton birb

thank thee bird of protean and thom gaines thy give

thank you bird of preoteins

walking on busy roads give you cancer, alcohol gives you cancer, this that and everything gives you cancer

you can't spend your life worrying about cancer and stressing over every little way to try to reduce the risk, well you can if you're a faggot but whatever

I prefer fish, to be honest.

Self caught, of course.

looks tasty

They can't even fly high enough to be out of reach of the manlets, chickens are truly selfless beings

Thank you walking bird of gains

>Living chickens behind

thanks chicken.

Thank you Mr cock

Chickens aren't a dairy product, neither are their eggs

Oh mama just think of the protein on that thing

THANK U WALKING BIRD OF GAINS

>not drinking chicken milk
>not gonna make it

That is female chicken retard

Thanks chicken

F

tell me about the chicken
why did he cross the road?

This post had me fucking cracking up at my desk.

>chicken and eggs
>dairy

user I have some bad news

Kek

Much respect chicken

M'bird

Go on then. Try to eat a cock. There is reason why they are getting rid of them on big farms.

No, they don't. But your post certainly did.

THANK YOU WALKING BIRD OF GAINS

THANK YOU BASED BIRD

i respect the bird by not eating it

Proton Eagle.

you're a class act

>desk

Normies gtfo

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

THANK U WALKING BIRD OF GAINS

Thank you for everything, proteinbird

thank you chickin

I express my gratitude.

If you have a family member who has had cancer in the past, you will get cancer.

Uuum excuse me sir, there are two biceps and one tricep

THANK U BIRB

Thank you protein bird

thanks chicken

Thank mr bok

thank you bird

So does sunlight.

Fine nutrition, Feathery gains-ball

Thank Chicken Love Chicken

Thank you, ProteinBird, for all that you have given to us

Beat some eggs, coat chicken meat with it then roll it in protein powder and fry it.

all the way from micronesia you come to give us gains
thank you chicken friend

respek

thank u best bird

Cute

respecc for u birb

THIC

Thank you mighty bird of gains

Thank you for allowing me to live based chicken, if it were not for you I would be dead.

respect

that's fucked up man

proton dispenser. kek.

t-rex to unicep. come in, unicep.

>4 coops CMON

reddit, hush

Thank you good bird, God's design is a blessing upon us.

did you ever, while catching fish fish like pretend to be golum? like did you wear a loin cloth shout at hobbits and tear the raw fish apart with your bear hands?

Has anybody heard about the birb?

Thank you, walking bird of gains

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