How do we deal with the womanlet problem Veeky Forums?

How do we deal with the womanlet problem Veeky Forums?

Date tall girls

>No yandere tall waifu

What's wrong with womanlets? Don't you like having a tiny thing to destroy?

Nothing.
Womanlets are cuter while tall girls are hotter.
But womanlets can also be hot and tall girls can also be cute.

t. 6'8" guy with a 4'4" girlfriend

If they have big tits they get a pass.
but like really big.

Somehow convince the entire male population to not reproduce with short women.

Your gf is a dwarf

>4'4"
>132cm
either she's a child or a midget

She's a 28-year old midget who looks very youthful, petite and cute that you can mistake her for a 10-year old girl.

wtf a 10..?

you know that dwarfism is dominant gene?

Nice, living the pedo dream. Anyone call the cops on you? You guys are literally a walking freak show lmao.

She's 28 but she looks 10.

Explain why we would be a walking freak show.
People find our massive height gap really adorable.

6'8 is too tall, you probably look like a lankey skeleton, and 4'4 is a fucking midget. Really adorable man.

A basketball player and a midget. You could make a movie about this shit lmao.

date short girls

they bad as hell and suck mean dick too

dating a womanlet rn and i'm marrying that freak bitch as SOON as possible

>standing blowjob

If people aren't making concern calls, she doesn't actually look that young

Hey dumbass, can you post your Squall body?

height/weight? routine?

Sorry, no.

ok, guess you don't have squall's body, then. fucking faggot.

I actually do.
But I can't post any pics because of privacy reasons.
If you want my routine, just look up how to get an ottermode body.

I am 6'8", by the way.

Ah, no worries.

But isn't Squall 5'9"?

Right, but I just posted him because I just wanted to post a fictional character who looks close to my current body type.

thanks bro

as a skinny fat person, should i cut first, then lean bulk?

Cut first.

down to roughly what bf%?

You need a really low one, mine is like 5%.

>problem
you gay nigga

this

what the fuck. i was thinking along the lines of 12%. i'd literally look like a skeleton if i cut to that point, since i have no muscle definition.