That guy who takes showers at the gym

>that guy who is too insecure about his body to be naked in front of others

I used to believe this because of """"studies"""" I read. My experiences tell me otherwise.

>Don't wear cologne for a solid year
>Slam some muffs
>Chicks lays on my chest after
>Doesn't say anything about smell

>Wear cologne
>Slam some other muffs
>Chicks laying on my chest
>Constantly smelling me and saying I smell good

>that guy who wears Old Spice

>that guy who smells like shit and doesn't even realize it

I bet you stupid motherfuckers think brushing your teeth isn't natural either

d-d-delet

>that guy who showers at the gym, then does "stretching" in front of the men's locker room door without putting underwear on so that everyone in the gym sees him by "accident" every time the door opens
what the fuck dude?

Why can't you just leave the gym and shower at home?

>getting sweat and stink in your car

it's like you're insecure or something

>getting sweat on your car/bus because too insecure to shower

white bois...

>going to gym by car
do you also date your cousin?

i do this to impress that cute guy at the gym

If you shower immediately before the gym (which is the considerate thing to do)

>that guy who smells like shit and old spice
>or worse: shit and axe
take a shower muhammad

>wasting precious glycogen with walking

I bet you go high reps low weight

OBVIOUSLY YOU DONT JUST SPRAY COLOGNE ON TOP YOUR FUCKING BODY ODOR GODDAMN YOU FUCKING NERDS ARE DUMB

Go at noon. Plenty of people with jobs who workout at lunch and yes, shower, so they don't smell like a gorillas ass when getting back to the office.

Otherwise, it's just gay dudes cruising.

Hi

>tfw gym is just a walk across the street
>don't have to drive there or anything
>just go in my gym clothes, lift, and then go home

What now?

>posts a pic of body wash

>Women
>Knowing what they want

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

> the guy who does deadlifts
> the guy who will have back problems later in life
> twilight zone, there the same guy.

>car

fucking cager

>not diddling
>there
Better not squat either user you could slip a disc! No bench, don't want to fuck up your shoulders! Better to just stay home and eat a healthy vegan diet :)

>that dyel who's always there when you are morning or evening

>that guy who sits in the changing room, and stares at the naked guys showering

>that guy who eats hard boiled eggs in the changing room

>crotch rocket

Fucking roadkill

>Not having girls wanting your dick because they think your edgy and dangerous

Stay permavirgin

That guy who thinks he is so important that other gym goers are observing and judging him

LMAO

>car

Walking home should be mandatory.

my distance to the gym is probably shorter than your distance to the parking lot lmao

>that guy who doesnt put back his weights

>that guy that sees the same 4 people everytime he goes to to the gym but has never talked with any of them

>that guy who puts peanut butter on his dick and offers extra protein to the people in showers.

>that guy who fills his bottle with tap water in gym toilet

>that skellington ex-crossfitter who claims a 2pl8 bench but struggles to pull 175 and squats even less, yet still feels the need to offer up his terrible lifting advice every time he sees me in the gym
>literally sits on the ground with his legs crossed between sets

>peanut butter
>protein

Pick one you idiot

>can go to any one of the gym locations in the region with my card
>decide to try one near work
>place is in an area with a lot of immigrants
>70% of the people there are blacks/arabs
>guys are showering with swimwear

They bring swimming shorts just to wear in the showers. Fucking arabs.

we aint gotta shower naked like fags

fucking lol'd
>not taking showers
you stank and that's why people cringe away from you.

>that guy who dies from complications related to surgery

>he counts the bar

>that guy who stares at you during your set

>That OP who worries he'll get a semi if he sees another man's penis

does this actually happen to people? if so lol.

also do americans actually shower at school after gym? I always got told about it by some canadian year 6 teacher I had (britfag) and was like wtf but then when I got to secondary school nobody showered after gym because there was no time, the entire changing rooms were disgusting and that shit's ghey

>that girl who is autistic as fuck
literally every girl in gym, even the most pathetic permavirgins are not autistic and they at leas act like a decent human

>that guy who gets all shy and flustered during mandory penis inspection at the lockerroom entrance

The gym is literally just a 5 min walk from my home.

Jokes on you

>that guy who gives a bro job in the sauna and then crys about it

so much this

It's always the ugly old men who take showers at my gym.
I've only seen a cute blonde twink with a huge flaccid cock shower once,was such a turn-on,I'll never forget that shaven cock.

bruhh

>going to gym at all

Just look at your phone for ten secs. Chnage the song or something

One time while I was getting changed a guy, who was one his way out, looked me in the eyes and said "Nice"

I stare directly in front of me even if someone uses the equipment there.

I don't know why but women actively try to get my attention when I do this, when they are far more subtle otherwise.

I never showered after gym there was never enough time and no one else really did either