Can eating five dozen eggs actually help me achieve Gaston mode?

Can eating five dozen eggs actually help me achieve Gaston mode?

Yes but you have to start as a child.

didn't somebody on Veeky Forums try this like a year ago?

>Small brain - Belle
>Rehular brain - The Beast
>Glowing brain - Gaston
>Universe encompassing transcendent brain - Le Fou

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only if you burn 3000 calories a day and eat nothing else

Dude you're gonna die

Only 36 a day bro don't overdo it.

>Noooooooooooo ooooooooone's
>T H I C C as Gaston
>Lifts big shit like Gaston
>No one keeps cre-a-tine in a trough like Gaston

>for there's no man on Veeky Forums half as natty
>swole as a bull on a farm
>you can ask Ripp, Mike T, or Mazzetti
>and they'll tell you who's lifts they'd prefer to spotttttttt

Th-thanks

Veeky Forums Disney thread?

>escapes dungeon
>hacks through thick thorn brush
>kills dragon
>lifts sleeping spell
>acts as if nothing happened

Let's get down to business
To enhance your buns
Did they send me skelleys
When I asked for guns?
You're the weakest bunch I've ever met
But you can bet before were through
Mister I'll make a sikk cunt out of you

well memed, sir!

Bumping for this

How to into Clayton mode?

Egg whites I think. Someone post screen cap

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Eat max 4 eggs daily and I assume you train five days at week.
I have in work a girl who is training arm wrestling as the pro (Europe championships). She trains 4-6 days in week and she eating sometimes 10 eggs, sometimes 5 and sometimes 0. But she definitely deserved this and she's taking a blood examination every two months, also you are man (if you get a too much cholesterol and you have too much fat you can get a erection dysfunction) so if you don't train/go to the doctor you must eat less eggs

Why not go full genocide mode?

Bet Quasimodo could deadlift a fuckload

Machete gorilla flesh.

>Mr. Potatohead was a cuck before it was a meme
For fucks sake.

>no brain at all - being so lazy you can't even open up paint to make this yourself

You owe me

Is Herculade natty?

BUGGED

Five Dozen Eggwhites

1,020 Calories.
240g Protons.

Literally what is the downside, how is this not the ULTIMATE cutting food? I fucking love Egg-white. Like I know the whole meme but honesty where is the catch? No carbs so perfect for Ketofags too.

It'll help you achieve a heart attack and clogged arteries, but other than that, no it won't.

Eggwhite is 16 Calories worth of Protoss in every 17 Calories.

Literally 94% absolute GAINS.

That is outdated fear-mongering

Try it. You will understand.

nigga you wil get niacin poisoning if you eat 5 dozen eggs.

I just realised that's Brian Blessed

Herculade's probably just gatorade mixed with creatine, fucking marketers.

damn those protoss levels are off the charts

You'll still need to construct additional pylons tho

No one's thicc like your mom
No one licks like your mom
No one chokes on your dad's fucking dick like your mom

wrong one

it was a guy who actually ate a fuckton of eggs at once and kept posting his progress in the thread until it was all gone.

Asian chad

I remember that, he kept talking about how nauseous he was getting

only way to pylon the mass brah

deep throated keks

Yeah he ate 5 dozen eggs and a case of miller high life over 18 hours.

Survived it, I think.

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One large egg is 70 calories. Each egg has 6g proton.

So that's 4200 cal, with 360g protons.

Realistically you'd start with 3 dozen i think, and work your way up. But yeah, thems some good macros

Lmfao. I was gonna post that.

And then there was Zyzz. Now there was a guy who had it all, the build, the set speed. He could lift. He could take a cut. He could keep on comin'. But that furshlugginer heart of his! He barely gets in one sauna, and kaboom! He's history.

>Mfw I need to start collecting reaction images.

You made me so fookin laughing

That's Scooby's boy!

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Nice

>this thread

Def my disney goal

Magnificent

whats big brown doing here, is he a new Veeky Forums mome

Disney was just a lot more modest, chivalrous and aristocratic back then, before the kikes took over and made the property full of vulgar ethnics.

And drink a fuck ton of water.

You will need to dilute them eggs boi.

5 dozen eggs is like 5g niacin and you can take like 6 grams a day with very low chances of side effects.

Go eat 5 dozen egg whites then tell us how you feel

Wait no shit I'm dumb, assuming each egg is 100g (which it's not) 5 dozen eggs would yield... 36 MILLIgram niacin.

Even my shitty b-complex has 19mg, and most niacin supplements approved for sale in EU has doses 500 - 1500mg.

>Literally what is the downside

MASSIVE CONSTIPATION

I haven't watched the movie for probably 18 years now.
WHY DO I SUDDENLY HEAR THE SONG IN MY HEAD
FUCK

>tfw no Aurora gf

Literally too perfect for this world

It's been two years three months since I MAAAASTURBAAATED