Walk into gym

>walk into gym
>I DID MY TIME
>AND I WANT OUT

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i think one of the things about having a bench and weights is being comfortable in your own home.

i don't really consider it like a jail but more of an activity to release some stress and energy. feels good

>walk into gym
>AND THE RAIN WILL KILL US ALL
>AS WE THROW OURSELVES AGAINST THE WALL

>walk into gym
>I'M A BARBIE GIRL
>IN A BARBIE WOOOORLD

>walk into gym
>HEY
>I WAS DOING JUST FINE BEFORE MET YOU

>walk into gym
>"It Ain't Me" starts playing

>walk into gym
>BRED TO KILL
>NOT TO CARE

"Fortune Son" faggot

good post

...

>I GET THOSE GOOSEBUMPS EVERY TIME

>we ain't ever getting older
>DU DU DUDU DU DU DUDU DU DU DUDU DU DU DUDU

>NOW, I NEED THE HEIMLICH

>YOUR BABY MOMMA FUCK ME BETTER WHEN THE RENTS DUE
>I JUST FUCKED A RAPPER BITCH I SHOULD DISS YOU
>SHE SUCKED MY DICK SHE CAME HOME I BET SHE KISSED YOU

>ALL I WANTED WAS A NEW MERCEDES
>BENDING OFF THE CORNER WHIPPIN OUT THE LOT I GOT IT

>Aight my niggas and my niggarettes
>Let's do it like this
>I'ma rub your ass in the moonshine
>Let's take it back to seventy-nine

>enter gym
>you-ou've tripping around uptown with some fancy clown

>walk into gym
>I DONT USUALLY DO THIS UNLESS IM DRUNK OR IM HIGH BUT IM BOTH RIGHT NOW

>Enter gym
>UMBRELLA-ELLA-ELLA

>I SPOKE TO GOD TODAY
>AND SHE SAID SHES ASHAMED

My nigga

>walk into gym
>U SHOOT ME DOOOOOOOWN BUT I WONT FAAAAAAAAALL
>IM MADE OF TITAAAAAANIIIIIIIUUUUUUM

STOP THIS MEME NOW

>WOMEN LOVE ME BUT THE NIGGAS HATE

>360 into gym
>I need to tell you something x5
> DO YOU WANT ME TOO

>walk into gym
>HEEEY MAMA SAID THE WAY YOU MOVE
>GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT GONNA MAKE YOU GROOVE

>walk into gym
>CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESOLVE

[INSERT GENERIC DUTCH EDM]
Fuckin' hell. Would it kill them to play metal or something conducive to lifting?

>enter gym
>WELCOME TO THE HOTEL CALIFORNIA

>enter gym
>I KNOW I'M NOT ALOOONE
STOP RUBBING IT IN

>walk into gym
>HuHa Antifa. Ein fieser, ganz mieser Steineschmeißer, Hosenscheißer
>HuHa Antifa. Dumm, feige, ein Verbrecher
Hinterlistig Messerstecher

>Where are you now that I need you?
>BWWWUUUUEEEEYOOOOO
>BWWWUUUUEEEEEYOOOO

Pls no

>walk into gym
>NOW LET ME WELCOME EVERYBODY TO THE WILD WILD WEST

>walk into gym
>YOU ARE EVERYONE YOU HATE
>AND IT'S RUINING YOUR LIFE

>せーの
>でも そんなんじゃ だめ
>もう そんなんじゃ ほら
>心は進化するよ
>もっと もっと

>walk into gymnastiksaal
>Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
>und das heißt: Erika.

>walk into gym
>STAND AND FIGHT, THE CITY IS BURNING
>KÖNIGSMARCK LOST, STOP HIM AT KARLUV MOST

>walk into gym
>drums start playing
>OH MY GOD
>drums again with some guitar
>OH MY GOD

>walk into jim
>I PULL UP WITH NO HOOD ATTACHED AND A BACKWOOD LIT

>walk into gym
>RISING UP
>BACK FROM THE STREETS

>Walk into gym
>Stacy's mom has got it going on
>Stacy and her bf of the month Brad sue the gym for harassment
>Stacy gets with the lawyer
>Brad gets with her mom

>being this new

>walk into gym
>DON'T WANT NO SHORT DICK MAN

>moonwalk into gym
>"I KNOW YOURE GONNA MISS ME"
>dont do this to me man
>"cus you changed the way you kiss me"
>FUARRRRRRRK

iktf man

>walk into gym
>I'D LOVE TO CHANGE THE WORLD

>walk into treningssenter
>Og jeg skal vise mine enemieeeees
>når de er på fest og drikker Hennessyyyyyyy

kek

My gym's been playing this 80s playlist for the past two weeks, and everytime I get to my last set of dumbell chest press I get rickrolled...

feels badman

humanity will miss you when you leave it behind

> Går inn i gymmen
> Sex er ganske lættis og fett
> Å mekke damer i skogen er lett

Glad russetiden er over fåvæ

>walk into gym
>LIKE A SHOOTING STAAAR, I CAN GO THE DISTANCE

I want to join your gym

>walk into gym
>I WAKE UP EVERY EVENING

>walk into gym
>INTO MYYYYY
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYEEEEEES

>psychosocial
would lift with

>walk into gym
>SONO CHI NO SADAME
>JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>JO

>walk into gym
>ONE THING I DON'T KNOW WHY
>IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY

I wish my gym would play anything off madvillainy

>WE WERE STAYING IN PARIS
>TO GET AWAY FROM YOUR PARENTS

>walk into teretana
>Tablete za smirenje idu mi uz Hennessy
>Jer duge noći sjećaju me na tebe

Fucking newfags

>walk into gym
>Baby I'm not here to start a fight
>But I just thought I'd let you (Just thought I'd let you know)

They play this at least twice while I'm in the gym

>AND I'LL GIVE THEM SHELTER
>LIKE YOU'VE DONE FOR ME

>walk into gym
>I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN
>SAY MY NAME WHEN YOU PRAY TO THE SKIES
>SEE CAROLUS RISE

>DAMN, LIL PUMP FUCKS YOUR
MOTHER
>DAMN, THEN I'LL ROB YOUR BROTHER

>walk into the gym
>My vagina has a voice

>walk into gym
>Welcome to my broken low
>Welcome to the famous disco live

>Hercules on VHS

Yes Giles Corey!!!

>walk into gym
>realise I forgot to pay my gym music subscription fees
>have to work out with earplugs in or risk losing my membership

>go to gym
>YOU AINT GOTTA GO TO WORK
>WORK
>WORK
>WORK
>WORK
>WORK
>WEORK
>WEORK
>WEORK

>Walk into gym
>That God awful Ed Sheeran song plays on repeat

I'm pretty sure I know most of his newest album just from the gym, kill me.

Another favorite

>Walk into Gym
>But I'm weak, and what's wrong with that?
>BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH

>I'M IN LOVE WITH THE SHAPE OF YOU
>I'M IN LOVE WITH YA BODY

>walk into gym
>im weak
>AND WHAT'S WROONG WITH THAT

>walk into gym
>I STILL MASTURBATE WHILE EATING TOP RAMEN AT A FASTER RATE IN THE BIGGER QUANTITIES
>IT COUNTS AS RAPE WHEN I'M SLURPIN AT THIS UNBELIEVABLE PACE, I TURN THE TEMPERATURE UP ALL THE WAY TO SWEAT UP ON MY FACE

>walk into gym
>THE REAL FOOOOOLK BLUES
>HONTO NO KANASHINI GA SHIRITAIDAKE

>walk into gym
>DESPASITOOOOOOO

>walk into gym
>WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG YOU WERE THE KING OF CARROT FLOWERS
look guys I did the meme

That was me Thursday actually.
>BACK TO THE FRONT

>Walk into Gym
>THUNDER, FEEL THE THUNDER, LIGTHING THEN THE THUNDER
>Ok well that's fine I like that song :-D

>Fifteen years old smoking a hand rolled cigarette

What kind of gym is that

>walk into gym
>FUCK YOUR MONEY FUCK YOUR POSSESSION
>FUCK YOUR OBSESSION I DONT NEED THAT SHIT

>walk into gym
>"Call Me Maybe" playing over speaker
>take out boombox I brought in my gym bag
>B E S T R O N G
>B E H A R D
>F L E X Y O U R M U S C L E S
>Swans plays at the maximum volume, drowning out everything
>people staring as I struggle to squat 1pl8 3x5
>gym attendant comes over eventually
>stick my hand in his eye

>walk into gym

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>YOU COWARD
>YOU SERVANT
>YOU BLIND MAN

>walk into gym
>DARKNESS
>IMPRISONING ME
>ALL THAT I SEE
>ABSOLUTE HORROR

>walk into gym
>N-NOW THAT DON'T KILL ME
>CAN ONLY MAKE ME STRONGER
>I NEED YOU TO HURRY UP NOW
>'CAUSE I CAN'T WAIT MUCH LONGER

Thought you said the REAL FOOD blues

braaaaaapt

>living off borrowed time the clock tick faster

>walk into gym
>WE ARE ALL MUSCLEBOYS AND MUSCLEGIRLS
>JUST TRYING TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE

LOVE ON THE WEEKEND LOVE ON THE WEEKEEEEND

pls kill me my dudes

>Walk into gym
>I WILL CARVE A SMILE IN TO THIS PATHETIC WOOORLD

>walk into gym
> Ummati qad laaha fajrun farqubin nashral mubiin

I don't even remember the lyrics, but it's the same god damn songs every day. And then they occasionally break it up with some classic rock song everyone has heard hundreds of times