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/fraud/ - Roidrage general

Half-baked opinion edition
>steroids are an addiction


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>tfw almost no virgin pip from tren

Death to naturals

2nd for guys who don't roid during their prime years are retarded.

How much deca for joint relief? Would 200mg a week be enough?

150mg is the apparent theraputic dose for deca. 100mg for NPP. Just general estimates.

200mg is a comfy dose.

please stop posting crusader, I will say a whole rosary

>a whole roasary

What is this? Amateur hour?

*march upon the holy land for glorious triumph

im slightly drunk and this rubbed me the right way

I even googled the name.
is that wrong? the prayer where you say the same thing 50 times and it is in 5 segments of 10 or something.
Normally when someone dies I think.

I went to an australian catholic school with nuns. Had to say a buttload as penance and made me completely reject the idea of religion from day one.

just

Thanks bb

What

is natural lifting a meme?

the biggest

If you do it right for like 4 years anything after is a waste of time imo. Better off maintaining than trying to add those 1-2lbs per year

for the first 2 years its maybe still okay after that its pretty fucking shit.

so if it takes 4 years natural how long does it take on gear?

8 months, in my experience. Worth it.

kys

If what takes 4 years? I dont understand the question? Im not v smart

lol, no wonder natural lifters are so pissed off at steroid users. Less than a quarter of the time....

Where can a Canadian get gear online? I know you can't tell me directly, but can you tell what sites allow discussions on this?

reddit

He is talking about his genetic potential.

Depends man. If you're going solely for hypertrophy and follow a proper program? If you start lean at like 150 you could get to 200 at 10% in like a year-16 months.

The key with roids is getting around the negatives. Like the prime age to start lifting is 18 IMO. Get a good trainer, pickup some yoga and keep your shit straight. When your 21-22 you can start roiding and probably not fuck up your endocrine system to bad.

Especially if you're going test only which I highly support. The auxiliaries do more harm than good.

I am natty I really don't know what I'm talking about here. 21-22 is still pretty young on the endocrine system.

SST. If you have half a brain you should be able to find what you need with that. As far as I know canada's ugls are still pretty fricked up

Reddit or Darknet.

Ty. Was just busting his balls. If he is too lazy to form a proper sentences i'm skeptical on him reaching genetic potential with gear or not

lol giving a fuck about grammar on fucking Veeky Forums. what a fag

my cum is white again

Thank you, brothers

Advice to anyone considering steroids who has never done it before, take it or don't, I don't care, I just felt like I should share my experience:

Things that seem like less than steroids are often worse. Prohormones are worse for your liver. Things like clen and T3 seem less scary than steroids, but you might as well just do steroids. I know that these things are often used in conjunction with steroids by people of different experience levels, but they are also a stepping stone to steroids for some. Clen is bad for your heart. It's bad in the long run like steroids, but it also makes my heart race when I take it and makes me anxious. T3 at the low dose I used to run it at would make me sleepy and hungry. I would use it to lean out, and it made dieting even more excruciating. After about 2 months on, I would have to nap during the day and wake up not feeling rested. When I do test, regardless of the long term consequences, I feel great. I feel strong and assertive and energetic. If you want to mess around with clen and shit before you do steroids, just do a cycle of test instead.

Cool

story

I'm on day 9 of my 4 week 75mg anavar only cycle and I've already gained 3-4 lbs on a 500 cal deficit. Probably glycogen but who cares I look bigger ottermode here I come. So much for this "suppression" meme.

suppression takes a few weeks you'll be shutdown at the end at 75mg a day 100% faggot

lol

yeah you'll keep all those sweet glycogen gains once you come off...

The water is probably from the creatine 10g a day which I started at the same time. No noticeable strength increase yet but I get killer pumps after only my first set.

Nice meme kid

Youre gonna feel like dog shit in 5 weeks. I cannot wait.

I'm starting TRT in 6 weeks after I satisfy my doctors clomid kickstart autism so doesn't really matter now DOES IT memer.

what's ur doc gonna say when ur test comes back at 0 after 6 weeks of clomid? prepare your anus

>my doctor is autistic
I hope he actually gives methyl e

Still bootyblasted my doctor put me on 6 weeks of clomid just because I'm 22. I wonder how many people get bamboozled by placebo and think the clomid solves low t. He claimed defy medical has hundreds of people on clomid.

its the cheapest way to "treat" low t.

welcome to insurance basics 101.

They don't take insurance I pay out of pocket. I don't have insurance anyway I'm American

So the issue truly isn't his "autistic" doctor; he's just poor as fuck.

Lmao @ him. Jesus what a stupid fucker.

He wouldn't give me injections until I tried clomid because of the infertility meme. Injections are cheaper anyway this European faggot is dumb.

>too beta to refuse the doc

well what the fuck then? you're paying nigger, tell him to fuck off.

F-FUCK YOU

I'm American, I can just afford niceties.

Jesus you're fucking lame, no wonder you need hormones to feel like a man.

infertility isn't a meme while on TRT or a blast it's real. but typically it comes back when you get off, unless you take HCG which your doctor will probably make you take since you're 22

Health insurance is a meme. Insurance companies wouldn't exist if they didn't get more money from you than you get from them. Not worth it if young and healthy.

the tren has been making my piss neon yellow

Anyone else get acid reflux when taking orals on an empty stomach?

No, insurance companies wouldn't exist if there hadn't been a whaling and shipping market 200 years ago. Insurance exists to spread the risk of loss across a large population in order to diminish cost.

Insurance is no more a meme than actually going to the doctor is a meme.

some new reddit lab advertising 240 iu of hgh for $200

what are the chances it's olive oil

It's spreads out costs to the young healthy white males while Shaniqua gets gastric bypass surgery.

our fictional character steroid simulation does not discuss sources

Then you memed yourself

>healthy young white make
>needs the hormone replacement of a man 65 years his senior
>healthy

Really makes you think.

I didn't name a source. Hgh is typically 6-8 dollars per iu.

you might want to check your ubits pal

since when was this faggot rule?

why are you even here. fuck off to your natural aesthetics thread you piece of shit

I'm not natty, you're just a fucking retard
>clomid
>var
>trt

Who are you? David foster wallace? You just got infinitely memed you stupid prick.

Doctors are kikes and I hate them. Most don't know shit about testosterone and get offended when I call them out like cops who ask if you're a lawyer when you won't let them search your car with no PC. Pure butt hurt.

im taking orals day 9. no ai . no pct. shutdown is a meme much like estrogen rebound. tier 1 trolling

>AM I BEING DETAINED???

Whew lad. I wish you the best of luck, I really do but I'm glad you've chemically castrated yourself. We don't need more of your clan.

Thanks for our civil duty.

>yfw retarded genetics cleanse themselves

gp, im callin u out

>dry compounds
>AI

I'm sorry you fell for the Reddit test base suppression meme

Will Test increase your heart rate?

im going blow an extremely potent hcg load down your faggot throat

If you get fat

You won't and you can't afford me lmao

Fuck I'm so excited for your body to fail.

Lmao @leafcucks they have 0 verified domestic sources and have to pay $60 shipping from china AHAHAHA

This is what you get for electing weedman

im sorry i didnt know anavar doesnt aromatize bc im not a woman who takes anavar

im so exicted to be 12 and trolling for the first time

we have one

also multiple other boards with sources

Does anyone else think its odd that the doctor would pescribe clomid rather than hcg?

no

>at work
>heart rate at 121bpm

This is actually cause for concern.

Nigger. Insurance companies aren't a meme. What they do is called risk pooling. People are naturally risk averse and nobody can accurately predict their need for healthcare or house insurance etc. So people pay to be risk averse.

Insurance goes all the way back to Chinese traders on the silk road who would all carry equal parts of each others good so that if one caravan was raided, the loss was minimal rather than completely losing everything you had.

Insurance companies as a thing started after the Great London Fire.

Doesn't change the fact the average person pays more into insurance than he gets back. Or else they would make no money.

Won't have any aromasin for a week.
Any legal alternatives? Or is a week fine?

post tfw crusaders tren is bunk and he just injected rubbing alcohol

>Im starting to feel the tren guys
>Its really making me start to like traps

>pay 6000 a year premium on 100k survivorship policy for 10 years
>60k paid in premium
>face amount of 100k
>40k difference


Your math is off

Thats wierd i liked traps before tren even

how about waiting to start your cycle

I'm on TRT

Make sure to save the milk from your titties it's high in protein

how about waiting to start your trt

so 2 vials of 250mg/ml 10ml of test E would be enough for 40 weeks of pinning on trt @125mg/week? can I inject using insulin pins? I've spent way too much money on doctors who think 200 testosterone is normal at 25

Keep in mind your going to loose some, not alot of your careful but some none the less. I have pinned with 29g slin needles but you need to backload them and run them under hot water so i wouldn't reccomend it.

Soon. Jerry first, then they all fall.

>I'm not a fucking trap, I'm an ambush.

And? Doesn't mean it's a meme. Casino's are a meme

Oh yay now I have to actually trip because I'm being samefagged

Is gambling a good financial decision for the average person? No.

This is actually a false comparison. Insurance deals in pure risk: where loss is certain or there is no change. Gambling is a speculative risk; opportunity for loss or gain.