ADMIRING THREAD

Ever caught them mirin', Veeky Forums?

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No.

No.

Once I thought a girl was miring me when I was doing the Pallof press. She got an embarrassed look on her face, then looked away.

Later I realized she probably didn't know what Pallof press was and thought I looked like a retard.

>go out
>have people turn heads
>sluts always want to touch


Such is life

>be with fwb who I see on a two-weekly basis
>(she's 51 while I'm 28)
>due to bad scheduling see her after working out
>she's taking off my shirt
>usually she'd push me onto the bed
>instead starts tracing the fuck out of my shoulders with her fingers
>squeezes my pec
>'you're getting big, you know...'

Holy shit. First time I ever got some mirin'

Feels bretty good

>51

Ewww

Fucking ghost her and never look back.

kek why

>51

She'll literally ghost him soon enough anyway.

I was at sports practice after having been away for a few months. During that trained I trained my ass off in the gym, combined with an excellent diet and sleep, and made decent gains. Eventually one of the guys approached me, welcoming me back, and awkwardly asked me if I had been going to the gym or something.

Dunno why, but I lied and said I'd just been doing 20 pushups daily for the past months and that was about it.
He must've noticed, but I thought it would sound smug if I were all like, 'yeah mate, been pumping iron hard you know' or whatever.

oh welll

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You don't like saggy old lady coochie and flappy tits?

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oops, I meant 15

nah, jk. I just like my FWB to be old(er). What can I say, always had a thing for older women in that regard.
My actual girlfriends have always been way younger however.

Kinda falling for her, to be honest...

She's also rich af.

Oh Jesus fuck, you made it user, you fucking made it

how do I get a rich qt sugar momma? How big do I have to get brah?

>falling for her

Don't do it!

She looks like a serial killer kek

I would be careful with the tea she offers you.

>you made it user

Currently dealing with heartbreak, but yeah, I think I have.

I met her a couple of times at a pick-up restaurant while waiting for our meals. Had funny conversations and just asked her out eventually. When it comes to older women, you've just got to treat them like girls, but without ever bragging about your own accomplishments (car, job, money, etc). They'll see right through you. As for the rich part... well, her part of the city is wealthy like a motherfucker. So it's about making your own luck, I think?

Don't know how big you have to get. Looking Veeky Forums through your clothes is sufficient probably.

I know. It has ended poorly for me before.

all you had to say was 'a bit yeah'.

autist

>be me fat, loser dating (hooking up, she doesn't want to date) chubby blonde amy schumer look alike who's best friends with my flatmate
>find out shes fucking guys behind my back, we break up in a huge blowup (I spat at her at some point)
>I start lifting and keto, get swole because I have 9/10 genetics for lifting
>we start getting invited to the same events again after around 6 months, she's doubled in size and dating a guy who's 5'4'' and I've gone from 4/10 to 8/10
>she has a boyfriend but keeps talking about me to everyone (switching between compliments and talking shit) this continues for around another 6 months
>night my flatmate comes home drunk from down with her, the flatmate goes off to boyfriends room and fat blonde comes into my room and keeps trying to fuck me
>turn her down and lol to everyone I know about it
>haven't seen her since.

her trying to fuck me is the highest form of mirin imo

more pics plz user

When I was in middle school on my way home I got made fun of by the girls I was walking home with that I was hard in front of the teacher...

I wasn't

dassit Veeky Forums

Got tweked by 3 girls at the club yesterday, 2 of which fatties. One of them wanted pipe but she was way too fat

a mire is a mire

>AHAHAHAHA LMAO XD

thanks Veeky Forums. This made my day.

That feels so fucking good man. Maybe it's because I'm a virgin loser but the few times a drunk girl in the club has twerked on me, my dick goes insane. This is the only good nigger invention.

>this actually made my laugh
damn nigga, i lmaod

>at a rave with gf and friends
>she is on my right, dancing to the music
>two women behind me, and one on the left
>the one on the left is making sweeping movements towards my thigh, quick and slight touches with the tip of her fingers to get my attention
>the one behind me and on the left is kinda awkardly touching my lats and shoulder from time to time
>the one on the right is literally pushing her finger into my right buttcheek repeatedly
>make out with gf so that the sloots leave me alone
>only one goes away

I CHOSE THIS LIFE

>fatass mired me
Wow you really made it, didn't you?

>Earlier this week, at a drinking party
>Came in late, I was busy fixing an EM test bench
>Sat at the table with my colleagues, still wondering if I fucked my PCB or if I just can't solder for shit
>I removed my upper shirt, I was in T-shirt
>my fat 1year junior says "nice chest user" as he puts his hand on my shoulder
>drunken Stacie : "yeah, pretty nice. Mind if I touch your chest?"
>I was still thinking about work and my autism autopilot replied "I dunno, mind if I touch your breasts?"

And this is how I created the most awkward blank of 2017.

>I dunno, mind if I touch your breasts?
>autism autopilot
i don't believe in that alpha/beta/redpill shit but that was truly alpha
well done lad

w-w-what happened n-next?

>best friend broke up with his girlfriend
>after a couple weeks begging me to be his wing man at the bar
>chatting a bit while crowd picks up
>start moving in on some ladies to break the ice
>scene isnt very hot
>none of the women are responding well, and when they do he blows it
>finally he starts to hook one
>im striking out
>go to the bar to watch the game
>eventually this cute little azn comes up and sits by me
>5'9
>maybe 140
>"whats the score?"
>"Blah to blah in the last inning"
>cutey3.14 says "I really like baseball"
>"oh yeah?" I ask "why's that?"
>"ohhh you know, those guys sure have nice butts"
>"squats"
>azn leans back and looks at my ass
>"looks like you do your share of them"
>nod while I finish my beer and motion for two more
>"yeah I probably spend to much time at the gym"
>"can I feel?"
>far east treasure laughs and grabs my bicep with both hands while I flex
>"lemme see your abs"
>stand up
>hike up shirt over my head, has a black t-rex face on the inside, and text on the outside that says to ask about my trex
>pose and make a "raawwwrr" noise
>feel hands rub down my pecs, onto my abs and linger around my waistband
>tuck shirt back in and sit down
>cutey patooty azn sips on the beer I got us smiling at me "you're hot, and funny"
>"thanks"
>friend comes over from the dance floor and swallows my beer in four gulps "fuck it, no bites here, lets go."
>take out my keys and give him the car key "go ahead, ive got a bite here"
>"where?"
>nod at the azn
>"the fuck?"
>"what?"
>"a dude?"
>"cream of sum yung gai!"
>grab azn and throw him over my shoulder and slap his ass while he squeels in delight.

Last week
>at student cafe/bar with a friend, talk near the dance floor
>some guy dancing with a girl bumps into
>turns around, apologizes profusely
>hugs me, has his arm over my shoulders
>you're a handsome dude

>saw friends I hadnt seen since I started lifting
>you look good/healthy

>girl im fucking is all over my body
>after fucking I stood shirtless at the window and smoked a cigarette
>"you look so hot"

>banging rich milf
you're living the life dude. fuck, i wish I was you

>>hike up shirt over my head, has a black t-rex face on the inside, and text on the outside that says to ask about my trex
>>pose and make a "raawwwrr" noise


I can only imagine this being extraordinarily alpha and charming or so far into the spectrum that it looped in on itself.

I guffawed at this

>I can only imagine this being extraordinarily alpha and charming or so far into the spectrum that it looped in on itself.

I'd say its so far left on the spectrum that it wraps back over to alpha and charming

Best part is, every girl who asks about the trex is pretty much putty in your hands afterwards.

I don't know why, but this girl was raped.

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That fucking file name.

this is the cringiest thing ive read all week

>giving a group presentation of our work related to politics and shit for the sociology course
>wearing a tight button-up t-shirt
>my time to talk
>almost every girl in the room staring at me non-stop
>whenever I look back they look down embarrassed and smirk
>actually felt attractive for the first time in my life

felt good bros, not really used to these mires

>Army-nigger on boat laughing.

>51
Dude she looks older than my grandma, and she's 75

They were laughing at how autistic you were in a shirt too small.

dont lsiten to any haters bro, she looks hot af! gw user inspirational stuff

Would. Rich too? Double would.

>be handsome
>girls are always giving me stares
It's fucking obvious if your getting genuinely admired, I catch them staring at me and giving me these sexual looks. I never even lifted.

Heard this story before you fcuking liar faggot

Haven't been on Veeky Forums for a while. I get mires everyday but here's something that happened yesterday.


>summer
>be lean and ottermode
>sitting shirtless on the front lawn
>just chilling & reading
>a qt girl on a bicycle passes by
>must be 16 by the looks
>she notices me and stares for a couple seconds then quickly glances at me before turning the block
>15 mins later she rides by again and this time she does the "brush hair behind ears" girl thing without even looking at me

> Every now and then, yeah

Why is this board so autistic?

Post her body or describe it to us.

except any half-intelligent person would know you're full of shit and you probably came off as smug anyway because you sound like you just didnt want to share your secret, or at the very least accept a compliment.

what do for ottermode?

Glad to see you're Veeky Forums, Manny, but don't you have a country to run?

Swim. I go to the pool 5 times a week and it keeps me lean.

>live in norway with no swimming hall in the local town
any tips for diet etc?

To be fair. She looks pretty fucking decent for 51. Make the most out of it. At her age she'll probably know what she's doing as well unlike most teens and 20 somethings.

Hmm. My diet is mainly meat, fish, pasta, eggs, and fruit. I don't drink alcohol or smoke, and make sure to drink a lot of water. I know it's not the most detailed description but it's really not a complicated one. Don't fall for dietary memes. And as for not having a swimming pool, why not take up cycling or other cardio vascular workouts?

swim in the fjords

>so far into the spectrum that it looped in on itself
Obsession with dinosaurs is actually a surprisingly common thing among actual autists.

Bone her to kingdoms come.

Yeah. Because its my favorite story to tell....

>despite the fact that my boyfriend hates my version of the story.
>says I make him sound like a slut
>no hun, the alcohol makes you a slut

I reply the same way with much success. If they feel compelled to just touch me without asking, I do the same.

Then when they object be cocky/funny and bring up the double standard. "Hey, why do you get to have all the fun?!"

Not autismo in the least.

on 15th day of noporn/nofap, gonna go to work Tuesday and ask a colleague if she is just trying to be friendly to me or if she likes me.

I've got nothing to lose, only thing I will gain is relief and the ability to again fall asleep and not think about this 24/7.

I don't believe a man and a woman can be friends if one likes the other.

Wish me luck Veeky Forums , I want to get laid so badly.

So are you gay or straight?

>go to wife's family reunion
>been years since I've seen these people
>lifting for three years now
>her grandma comes up to me
>smacks me on the ass with her cane
>"good golly miss molly!"
>walks away swinging her hips to her sides
>the only person who complimented me was a 78 year old woman

>ask a colleague if she is just trying to be friendly to me or if she likes me
That's some next level autismo there friend.

How about you be a normie and escalate the situation like a normal person.

>"Hey Susan."
>"Hey user, how are you?"
>"I'm good, I was thinking of going out to get a sandwhich for lunch, would you like to join me?"
>"Sure that'd be awesome."
>small talk in car
>order your sandwhich
>When cashier asks if that's all motion to coworker, and ask "What are you getting."
>"Oh I can get my own."
>"I insist, my treat"
>give a little hint of a wink and smile
>get sandwhiches
>eat and ask her about her interests and stuff she likes to do, you know, open ended questions. keep probing to find common ground.

>I've got nothing to lose, only thing I will gain is relief and the ability to again fall asleep and not think about this 24/7.
Do it. I've done this exact same shit before, except I confessed over text. I was shaking like fuck while waiting for her reply, it was agonizing. But when she finally rejected me, it was a relief. I finally stopped thinking about her all day, it was over, and it was also a good learning experience. Don't think, if you think you hesitate. Good luck my dude.

No, you went too far--she's too old. This is GILF territory, bro.

No way bro, I'm moderately fit and I will proceed with my way


Your suggestion is autistic enough.

If the girl likes me, she'll tell me if not, I do not become friends with girls I like and they don't like me back.

I have been training for 3 years and couldn't care less, I'll just move on.

>be me, medfag currently doing a rotation on psychiatry
>working at an inpatient facility for people admitted for things like depression, anxiety, bipolar mania, schizophrenia, suicide, etc.
>get mired on a daily basis from various people with mental illnesses
>sometimes from crazy dudes who say I'm incredibly handsome
>sometimes from qts who squeal whenever I walk by and wave at me
>all of the fat nurses and therapists think it is funny
>all of the super jacked black guys whose job it is to wrangle psychotic people draw attention to me "ayo, the doc is here!"
>mfw these are the only mires I've ever gotten in my life
>tfw a person literally has to be insane to find me attractive

>a wink and smile
Hahahahaha

I can see by your pic, that you must have made a mistake.
Surely you meant 3 months.

>GILF

Well, there you go.

>>tfw a person literally has to be insane to find me attractive

Literally kek'd

This better be fucking bait

Disgusting.

>be at party with mostly men and one ugly asian girl
>asian girl asks me if we can have sex during the party, I didn't respond, but I have already fucked her in the past when she decided to go to sleep in my bed naked during a party, fucked her when the party was over
>during the party another really talkative guy proclaims that if he had to go gay for someone it would be me
>asks me what it would cost to use me as a model for his new album cover
>basically spend the entire evening calling me handsome until it gets awkward and we both start avoiding each other
>eventually get to a bar
>there are few people there, and they are mostly way older than me
>older girl comes to our table, eventually start flirting with her just for fun, she calls me handsome and gives me a kiss on the cheek, I leave to get a drink
>get to other table in another part of the bar
>some attentionwhore is dancing on the floor like a stripper all alone
>I give her a few looks to check her out, she starts dancing on me, pulling my hair and stroking my chest
>went home alone that night because I felt I was better than every girl that I met

>tfw every mire ive had was from a homosexual
>tfw give off a gay vibe without being gay
>tfw bright red light on every gaydar
>topgun.mp4

Jesus Christ. How have this board's standards declined so much

>le reddit

Post pics of grandma.

this. My friend's brother was a homosexual and always told me I was incredibly hot.

3 gay kids that I knew were gay in school were always staring at my crotch/ass. Would have them also randomly touch me and it really creeped me out.

If I want to go gay pretty sure I'll be well off.

>what do for ottermode?
admit it. you just want that prime 16 y/o puss

These two girls and their cat were totally mirin and their beta looked so pissed, pic related

My. fucking. nigga.

Always been a goal to satisfy the loneliness of a an older woman

>tfw fucked a married women
feels kind of bad man

You forgot to say no homo

story

>have people turn heads
i get nervous and anxious as fuck.
i mean, if i feel like someone is looking at me i get shaky immediately.
friends say im 9 and shredded. but that's normie standards, prob 6-8/10.
i still wanna sex some stacys doe. im just really shy and introverted so i cant approach them.
if anything im constantly keeping a pissed, seriously angered facial expression.
additionally i dont talk to any of the people i catch looking at me.
help me guys im halfway through reading no more mr nice guy but i still dont feel confident.
help me cure my 'tism

Just endure your suffering, bro

I'm the same situation. I literally have speech problems because of emotionally abusive family during childhood and teens and besides that I'm ugly as shit. Not even a slight chance I'm gonna get better through "self improvement".

>oops, I meant 15
my sides are in another reality rn

Exposure therapy.

Force yourself into awkward situations frequently. You'll be surprised how quickly you develop a don't give a fuck attitude.

People will give you the benefit of the doubt because you're ripped and girls will admire you chatting them up when you are quite clearly nervous.

Oh my god.
Cum in mum.
Does she call herself mommy while you fuck her?

Fucking Frenchies I swear.

Norway has ocean and rivers. t. neighbour :DD

You know, the chloride in the swimming hall is not so good for your lungs.

honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?