How to talk to girl?

Wake up and go talk to her

talking to girl is easy

how to make a goddamn move without sounding weird/creepy

I think I either become overconfident once girls talk to me and then ruin everything, or become hesitant and lose the right timing. fml

this is my problem as well

Cope, Chad was born deafmute he just steps outside and every HQNP JB straight up sexually assaults him to get his superior seed

DUDE

>Don;t need to do hard drugs or anyting
>What I do in social situations is smoke a little cannabis a few hours before an event
>Eventually you sober up and can go into any interaction as a normie
>Works 100% of the time
>Need to get out of your own head sometimes

What a shitty shoop done on the guy's adonis belt on the left

You should expect her to call you're waifu a shit.
Don't worry though, this is not the first time that this has happened.
You should have a comeback automatically lined up to say so you can hit her with a nasty rebuttal and turn the tables.
She will admire your resolve and will then roleplay as you're waifu because you own her now.

Too much LSD. Try less. Half tab should do.

depends on the social setting

talk to her, if shes not interested move on

how do you expect to get good at talking to girls without practice? the more you do this the higher the chance that you will succeed

I don't care. I'm only interested in talking to men and I can't even do that.
No homo (asexual).

You mean...

Step 1: Cocaine
Step 2: Nightclub
Step 3: Coke dick
Step 4: "I-I swear this never happens..."

>>>Need to get out of your own head sometimes
What does this mean? Just go talk and lose yourself in the conversation, without having time to think?

>coke dick on coke
>fully functional dick on LSD
Why do you think I recommend acid instead of a party drug?

Also ecstasy is great if you're not depressed, but ever since /r9k/ invaded I wouldn't recommend that. It'll make you super depressed once it wears off since it exhausts what little serotonin you're making.

Yes, this is exactly what that means

You gotta start slowly touching her through out the night. High fives-> arm touches->lowerback->holding her hands or waist.

Make eye contact while talking to her. If she either doesn't move away from your touches or touches back(give her the D) youre good to escalate or fuck.

Reposting my reply from QTDDTOT

0. If your intent is to be friends, then just do "I wanna be friends". You can be friends with girls. This is okay. But I'm assuming you want to bang her.
1. You have to speak with the knowledge that you want to bang her, and make her aware of the fact that you want to bang her. Don't try to fool her into thinking you want to be her friend. That's disingenuous and it doesn't work. You ever have a stuffed animal as a kid? What would you think if that stuffed animal took out its dick one day and tried to fuck you? That's what you'd look like in the eyes of that girl.
2. You want to bang her (#1), but she might not want to bang you. Might be cause she thinks you're ugly, and by ugly I mean you're not the right man for this particular moment. You might be at 3 am when she's had 7 shots, but that time is not this time. This is okay. There are girls you don't want to bang, right? So the other side is true as well. Cut your losses and talk to someone else.
3. Maybe she's floored by you and wants your dick inside her 90 seconds ago. But remember that girls hate each other and if she does that she's going to get called a slut. Which means (unless she is a total slut), you're probably gonna invest some time. Don't come off as a creep and say things that heighten sexual tension. You will feel uncomfortable but she will as well. Be sure to tell the difference between "I'm falling for him and I don't know why" uncomfortable and "Please someone get this guy away from me" uncomfortable.
4. This is probably the crux of where you're fucking up. The whole "I want to bang you" thing always, always needs to be shrouded in a veil of plausible deniability. Part of it is the whole "not appearing like a slut" thing (#3), and part of it is because girls have been brought up to communicate covertly. Watch her body language, tone of voice. See where her eyes are going. Keep a tab on where your eyes are going.
5. Don't be afraid to fail

>arm touches->lowerback->holding her hands or waist
Not that guy but with what excuse do you do this?
I mean, you can't just be talking and suddenly you caress her arm.

This is probably the worst advice you'll get in this thread, but fwiw:
Ever since I've started taking adderall I'm been way more quick-witted and socially confident, especially with women.

I'm probably not going to be alive in 10 years though. So you know, you need to weigh everything.

thanks for your reply

>and make her aware of the fact that you want to bang her
how?

If you have problems talking to girls but not guys, you probably have a bad relationship with your mom and don't talk to her a lot. So do that.

ust bee urself my dud

No, seriously, there's some crazy bitch out there who will think you're a 10/10.

This is very hard to describe the nuances of but I'll do my best.

First off, if you're in the club or somewhere similar, by default you'll be assumed to be DTF. Bar, maybe. Somewhere more public like a grocery store or museum, you won't.

In the first kind of environment, just introduce yourself, make a few idle comments, then lead her to dance (if you can't talk to her) or into a flirty type of conversation. Sometimes you won't go far enough and sometimes you'll go too far. That's part of the learning process!

By the way, one of the perks of living in 2017 is that you can get the girl to buy you booze (within reason). I'm Orthodox but I must be a Jew on the inside because I hate paying for my booze, and I really hate paying for other people's booze.

If you're in the other kind of environment, just have a normal conversation for maybe 2ish minutes. At some point there will be a lull. If she's really disinterested in you, just say goodbye and move on. Otherwise something like "Well it was really nice talking to you, how about we continue this conversation [in a time and place of your suggestion, i.e. a date]?" And if she says yes, there you go!

Why did you have to go there?

Disagree. I've always had a great relationship with guys. Part of it was just being brought up surrounded by guys, and girls were never interested in the stuff I was interested in. No problems now.

Great relationship with my mom*

Fucking freudian slip there

Stop watching porn. Not even a joke. Also fap a little less (once a week)

Like make a light touch on her arm as you're making a joke or you guys are laughing together. If she's tenses up or has a bad reaction don't escalate with touching her.

If she's comfortable with small, light touches you can start holding hands to move through crowded bars or clubs. Or you can put you hands on her lower back or waist when she's feel comfortable with you.

It's kinda like instinct when it comes to picking up on what she likes and if she likes you. If you can't pick up negative or positive signs you're probably autistic lol

Interesting. Regarding your last paragraph, you're talking about approaching random girls during the day right? Do you just go say hi, I like you, talk a bit and do as you write here?
I approached a girl for the first time the other day and it was really nice even if nothing came out of it.

Right, I get it. Thanks too.

Just be confident and be yourself

NO MEMES. ree

>"Hey beautiful u want some dick?"
just be yourself

I can repost the exact post here if you want, but when I'm trying to be social in a social environment (bar, semi-noisy art gallery) I'll try to talk to everyone in the area. Man, woman, 17 or 70, I'll come and say hello. Chat em up about the area (if I'm a tourist), some object of interest (like a piece of art), etc.

At that point, talking to girls, you don't even need to mention anything about being attracted to them. They know deep inside that you are, but they're probably not consciously aware of it. Then just find some interesting topics of conversation. If she's into you as well, she'll hold the conversation, smile, etc. Then once the convo dies down just invite her to drinks or something.

.... what the fuck

I like that, I've started to talk to random people I see. Just at campus, people who are alone sitting around. It's hard to choose interesting topics but I'll get there with practice I hope.
You always open with something related to the situation at hand?

when I get matches at social apps (or on jewbook) I start conversations with anything involving sweet words like "hey beautiful", "hey honey" and such (I speak spanish though). And usually emojis of kisses or hearts. Females love that. I don't want to be a jerk who only wants to fuck them and dump them like trash. I'm more of an old fashionated gentleman in that matter. I want a serious relationship with a decent girl.
They almost always reply and almost always reply with emojis and calling me handsome and all that. The fact that I'm actually physically attractive (not only by being Veeky Forums) helps a bit too

Does it usually evolve into something else?

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When I'm traveling, my go-to line is always "Hey, you from around here?" I live about 10 miles away from New York so I'll just say I'm from NYC if they ask me the same thing, and I can either learn about where I'm visiting if they're a local, or if they're also visiting, "How are you liking [city] so far?" and compare notes. If they come across a little defensive in the beginning, you always have the "I'm from NYC/wherever, just trying to meet new people in [city], see what's up". Something like that.

When I'm in the area, given that I might actually see these people again (especially somewhere like on my campus or near my work) I'll usually keep it more situational, if there's something interesting to talk about. But I don't really barhop across my hometown so I'm less versed in that one.

Starting the first subject is the hardest. It's like flying a plane. After you're in the air, changing altitude or turning the steering wheel is much easier than getting off the ground in the first place.

If you want to keep one thing in mind, remember to focus the conversation on them. Everyone loves talking about number one more than anything else. If they ask you something about yourself, give a good answer, don't dodge the question, but keep it short enough so that they don't get too bored.

Good question.
No because I live with mom so I don't feel like bringing girls to this house. I will when I buy an apartment or something and live alone. So the conversations always just end out of nowhere by me not replying or not having anything to say

>Don't be afraid to fail
This this this so much, it will dull your thoughts don't do it.

Probably the most important thing on that list.

This is also one of the reasons I try to say hello to as many people as possible. If I talk to 100 people at a party and 50 of them tell me to piss off, is 101-51 that much worse than 100-50? Not really, so no big deal if the conversation goes south. And 101-50 isn't much better, so I won't have to hedge my bets and trying to do every single thing right so the girl doesn't leave me.

I can't even tell if I fancy her or I'm just fucking lonely, desu.

>If you want to keep one thing in mind, remember to focus the conversation on them
Yeah, I have to work on this.
Do you greet people, talk to them and then maybe go to the group right next even if they heard? That seems awkward to me, then again I know it's all in my head.

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Talk to them like you would a guy, it's the best way of weeding out girls that just want a guy around to give them compliments instead of an actual friendship/relationship. Don't really compliment, don't be extra nice. Just talk to them like you would a guy. For the girls who don't care, that's great and you'll end up mostly being friends with girls who are more level headed. With girls who do care and want special treatment and get pissy about just simple banter and can't handle jokes etc it helps weed them out.

.t femanon

It's all in your head. Everyone's too busy worrying about themselves to worry about you anyway. I think usually, at least half the time I'll actually say something like "Listen, it's been great talking to you [their name], I'ma see who else is here, maybe we'll run into each other again." They might be a little upset (usually they aren't), but people are happy to hear their name so it evens out.

If you're talking to a group of people (cause if you're in a social place, most people probably came with their friends), they'll usually rotate back into their own conversation, and you can turn to face someone else. If you feel a little self-conscious, just do a sort of Knight's Tour so you stroll around and find someone in a different location who doesn't look like they want to kill you.

I'd be cautious of this one. When I'm with my boys I don't hold back on the roasts. Like I'll usually joke about my friend's absent father, he'll joke about my dead girlfriend, etc. I've never successfully brought out the dark roast coffee for a girl before, I don't think. They haven't taken well to it in my experience. Usually I'll function at the same level I'd talk to a coworker or new acquaintance at.

Do you approach only people who are alone, or groups of people?
I like how, even if I've talked to less than 10 people for now, the notion that approaching strangers purely to talk is weird, is already dispelled. It's only weird if one makes it weird.

The reason why I say this that if he wants a relationship, which is why OP I assume he made the post the way to go about it usually is through friendships. If OP wants someone he can get along with, usually that means finding a girl he can be friends with in the first place.If he's like most guys, then he's a bit more crude. For example take an immature chic

>He says something crude/bantery
>She freaks out and calls him names etc
>That's the end of the conversations

Now for example 2
>Same shit banter etc
>Instead of taking it personally the girl says something along the lines of "I'd prefer if you didn't say stuff like that/don't like those types of jokes
>He says sorry, the conversation continues and she's not super upset

See what I mean?

I generally don't discriminate. I've gotten maybe 97% of my autism out but group of girls my age is still the hardest because of that remaining 3%. It's not impossible but if there's a group of girls at one table and something other than a group of girls at a different table, I'd go with option B every time if I were solo. Bring some friends along, lead the convo, and it's much easier.

As an aside, I've found girls to be friendlier when they're alone and guys to be friendlier when they're not alone. This is just the general trend I've observed.

Your last sentence is 100% correct. Silence is okay in a conversation too. Feel free to space out and in if you need a mental reboot to continue the fun.

Thanks a lot for the thorough replies mate.

I see, I think I misread your first post at some point.

I don't even know if OP is still in the thread, how he talks to guys, or anything like that. Cause I can see me being a bit of asshole in response to example 2, but I'd probably not start with the shit banter in the first place. But I can see people doing that and not think anything wrong with it, because I used to be one of those guys.

Would you look a thing that, both of those girls sound shit

>"hi, I think you are cute"
>"thanks :)"
>"I'm user btw"

Always remember that girls go to bars/nightclubs for a reason as well.
They are not just there for display.
Interact with them.

Np. Hope it helped.

As usual, gotta do the drug plug - if you can get a half tab of LSD, it'll help you both with more fluid conversations and the bravery needed to start these conversations. So I highly recommend tripping at parties or just microdosing throughout the day.

Anyways, best of luck!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That's if both girls dislike bantering but some like the jokes and banter and can dish some back.

But honestly, some girls are just sensitive and dislike super crude jokes directed at them in general.

While there are some who don't give a shit will joke along with you, I've met plenty. The majority of people that OP will most likely find is both of those kinds.

Nah, I don't take drugs, and even if I did I want to do this stuff by myself. I don't like parties either, that's why I talked so much about approaching people during the day.

To each his own. But friends do make it fun. I think my favorite scenario is starting out as a pair/group of 3, then after 15-30 minutes going our separate ways and talking to everyone else solo.

Negative do not do this the why I see it and the way it happened to unfold for me was that

This is something most people miss out on good quality advice

>Porn addiction is one of the main sources of most issues you have psychologically
>Reminds me btw, I'm about to go fap

Unless she gives you potential signals, glances at you, touches her hair around you, do not talk to her. Chances are that she doesn't want to be bothered and just wants to be left alone.

Nothing is more annoying than men and their bullshit smalltalk or pick up lines when you are just trying to mind your own business or have fun with your friends. I don't want anything from you, don't talk to me unless there is some actual important information you must share with me.

NOT FIT RELATED NOW FUCK OFF

Back to r9k

Good stuff

>"Hi, I'm user. I thought you were cute so I came over to introduce myself"
Do you think this would work? Or is it a risky move?
And once you have introduced yourself is it important about what you talk afterwards, since I guess you should keep the conversation going and not let an awkward pause set in.