Pocket check

What's in your pockets RIGHT NOW, Veeky Forums? Anything unhealthy will be shamed.

1 albuterol sulfate inhaler
1 pair of earbuds

I have chapstick, nothin special

phone, keys, wallet.

...

I'm too autistic and poor to go to the doctor for my allergies

Any tips for getting albuterol without a prescription?

find someone who has a regular prescription, and steal it from them. alternatively, find yourself a canadian who can mail you what you need.

What does that means?

It's generally a "gotcha" thing where you have to trick someone into looking at it. Varies greatly.
Where I live you put all your fingers together (like the "Italian" gesture) and say "broke yo neck" if someone looks at it

Ex.
>"Hey man do you have a pencil I can borrow?"
>"Yeah lemme get one from my bag"
>Pull hand out of bag doing gesture
>People exaggeratedly react like you just got humiliated

sausage roll and 16gb sd card

wondered where I put that, thanks OP

Wow, it must be nk-UK thing

I never heard about that

Cellphone
Pax 3

little bit of lint probably

Nothing, cause I'm sick and laying on the couch all day and literally threw on a pair of shorts so I wasn't so nekkit

Used packs of snus

People do it here in France too

Right hand on trackball. Kensington. Optical.
Left hand on genitals. Nothing erotic, just chillin'.

Nothing because I don't have pockets I'm in a one piece sunbathing right now

>phone
>rosary
>fuzz

US does it. It's the pic related gesture, actually

a book badly written about some olders guys wanting to fuck a young dude

Why are you carrying around a sausage in your pocket

Literally just my phone

earbuds and 40 cents

Cellphone (actually) in my hand
Wallet
Keys

When you see it that person gets to punch your arm.

Who has unhealthy shit in their pockets?

>reach into pocket to get money
>remember no pockets
>remember no money

my good samsung galaxy S6 edge

A tissue and my pocket knife
My EDC

Just got my Ti EDC spinner in the mail today :)

NOT A FUCKING THING

kill yourself

>niggas who never had friends
when you do the sign it has to be next to your leg or dick if someone looks at it they are gay cuz they looked at your crotch area/dick, hence you get a free shot at their arm/shoulder to beat the fag out of em.

...

a 3d printed butt plug and 5 dollars

left pocket - phone. right pocket - lighter and keys. back right pocket - wallet.

Three antique coins (got them estimated yesterday)
Card holder
Keys
Shaman pouch filled with fox teeth
Dental thing sample from the store

wearing a bathrobe, nothing I guess

None of you carry some pocket eggs? You dissapoint me Veeky Forums

Absolutely nothing. Maybe some lint.

>cant make friends by being likeable
>haha im gonna hit you you looked haha!
This is the most autistic thing I've heard wtf, stop this pls you'll never make friends this way

this usually

except right now my pockets are empty

Post pics if female