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What's mine?

¿ʇnoqɐ pɐǝɹɥʇ siɥʇ sʇɐɥʍ ʎɐʍʎuɐ

,,looɔ ˙ǝƃɐɹǝʌɐ ɥʇoq ǝɹ,ǝʍ 'ǝɯ ǝʞil ʎuɹoɥ ʇsnɾ sǝɥs ʞo,, ǝʞil ǝɹ,noʎ lɹiƃ siɥʇ ɥʇiʍ

,,ǝlƃuɐ ɹnoʎ s,ʇɐɥʍ 'ǝnƃɐǝl ʎɯ ɟo ʇno ǝɹ,noʎ ʇnq ǝɯ ƃuiƃuɐq ǝɹ,noʎ ʞo,, ǝʞil ǝɹ,noʎ ʇuiod ʇɐɥʇ ʇɐ ǝsnɐɔǝq ɹǝiʇʇǝɹd ʎlǝʌiʇɔǝɾqo ǝuoǝɯos uɐɥʇ ɹǝɥ ƃuɐq ɹǝɥʇɐɹ ʇsoɯlɐ p,i ˙lɐɯɹou ǝɹ,noʎ ǝʞil ƃuilǝǝɟ ɟo ʇɥƃiu pooƃ ɐ ǝq plnoʍ ʇi ʇnq ɹǝɥ ʇnoqɐ ʎɥʇɹoʍǝʇou ʎllɐǝɹ ƃuiɥʇou

ǝƃǝlloɔ ui ɥʇiʍ spuɐʇs ʇɥƃiu ǝuo ƃuiʌɐɥ uǝǝq pɐɥ i ɥsiʍ i lɹiƃ ɟo ʇɹos ǝƃɐɹǝʌɐ ǝɥʇ si siɥʇ ʎlʇsǝuoɥ

Wrinkly and old.

Achievable natty?

you look like an old car seat

Damn not sure what I was expecting desu

No.

Bullshit. Why not? Looks completely natural to me, other than the... rather unsightly face.

Like Joseph Gordon Levit got fit while on Meth.

Too much Lasix mode, also far too old to be posting here

Jackie Chan on Anavar

Kendo Grandmaster mentoring the protagonist into getting revenge on the rival school that just dojo busted their shit into the ground and stole the protag's girlfriend mode.

I am natural but this is right before a show that I had last night.

Anyway how do I delete this?

>i am natural
nigger where the fuck do you think you are? we're not that dumb

Why is your face so ugly tho

>natural

This might have worked on people lacking chromosomes, but come on dude, this is Veeky Forums, home of the roiders

Okay you caught me..now what?

Old and born that way I guess

How do I delete this?

how old are you? 50s? are you asian

all that gear and your still a wristlet...

I turned 57 last week

The bf% is insanely low

It becomes orders of magnitude harder for a natty to cut bf the lower they get

>hey guys i'm totally natty. ignore the hgh gut and the gyno

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>roiding """"" for

Are you a dad btw.
.why are you posting here?

Your face looks like a catchers mitt

oh ok, you're not as ugly as i thought. but why does your face look so wrinkly in the original pic

That was right before a show that I clearly cut way too much for and that's why I lost.

Funny you should ask, I actually saw my son on this site which is how I started coming here

Sorry about your son.

>I actually saw my son on this site
your son is gay, senpai. he likes traps and thinks they're not gay, but traps r gay

What kind of Asian are you? Juicy or no still mirin cuz

Why? He's actually doing starting strength now. He doesn't want to workout with me though. Plus he lives with his mom.

>He doesn't want to workout with me though. Plus he lives with his mom.

I don't think he's gay he had a Gf last year

Chinese born and raised in Singapore.

What?

The roids-effect is disgusting.

Is he on a MADMILK programme?

What the fuck are you doing on Veeky Forums?

Why do you do roids, old man? That's not setting a good example for your son.

Also, your son is probably gay and only has a girlfriend to appease his family. He sucks homos off when you're not looking.

Not sure what that is

Why not?

I highly doubt he's gay but anything is possible I guess.

What's the best cardio routine to shed fat?

you should do GOMAD + SS program with ur son

also, where do you currently live? what are your stats? height/weight?

what video games do u play

...

High intensity

Half the time in Singapore half the time in USA
5'8 205 ish

Don't play video games just stock market

>delete this?
Post "delete this" in capital letters

>Don't play video games just stock market
why do you hate video games

I tried deleting already doesn't work says I'm too late

Not a part of my generation

>High intensity
How many times a week and for how long?

Depends if I'm getting ready for a show
But usually 3 times a week after lifting.
I do stairmaster or sprints.

>Not a part of my generation
OK... So what do you do for fun other than working out and playing the stock market?

Rock climbing
Travelling
Photography
Reading
Writing
Watching TV and movies
Cycling
Cooking
Trying new food
Chess
Poker
Cigars
Prostitutes

You should play this game called Honey Select. It's really cool brah.

>copy/paste from my okc profile

What's it about?

It's a Japanese game where you can make and select your own girls (also known as "waifus") and have sex with them.

Sounds like something my son would play lol.

how tall is your wife's son? does he go to a prestigious uni like harvard or yale

every man needs a waifu

He's also my son..He's 5'11

He goes to Stanford

wow, i'd kill myself if i had to go to stanford. cal is a way better school.

Do what i say
It works, you will see

It was his choice

you should feel bad for being a shit father. why not princeton or harvard? dumb faggot decides to go to stanford. fucking STANFORD LMAO

i thought i was straight before coming to Veeky Forums... look at me now senpai

same. i've come to appreciate the finer things in life like feminine penis

Lookin sick

Tbh i prefer trannies with big dicks

I dated a couple when I used to live in Medellín. One had a fat 9" and it was quite something

I'm not gay tho

>I'm not gay tho
traps r gay, senpai

Not imo

SHREDDED GENERAL TSO MODE

Lol my man

That's about as patrician as it gets.

Why did your marriage fail btw?

its not gay if she can like sortof pass

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