Mirin thread

>be me
>hanging out with a group of friends
>going to the grocery store for some reason
>one of the girls in the group tells me I'm "kinda hot"
>"Uhh... t-thanks, I guess"
>tfw a girl actually thinks I'm hot
>huge ego boost
>feeling good and confident about myself
>girl flirts with me the whole time
>wake up a few hours later
>tfw it was just a dream
>tfw girl was fake
>tfw friends were fake
>tfw I'm actually a virgin skeletonfag
>nobody thinks I'm hot

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

This is gonna be somewhat long. My 31st birthday was a week ago. I have been skinny with alcol gut with bad posture all my life.
During the last three years I fucked around on and off with bro splits in shitty gyms with no power racks.
Last month I finally completed my home gym. Spent 1600 euros for a custom made rack, flooring, bench, Ohio Bar and plates. Started GZCLP.
I'm a short Italian manlet at 168 cm. Went from 62 kg to 66 kg in a month. Obviously still extremely weak lifts and I put on a bulk belly.
Went out with my GF and friends. When I lay on the couch they tease me telling me I'm getting too fat.
Night goes on, we go to our local dive bar. Take off my bomber jacket, just a long sleeve t shirt underneath, not even that slim fit. Male friends I haven't seen in a long time openly complement my shoulders.
An old crush of mine is there too. She literally says "you're working out to death, look at those shoulders and traps" and proceed to feel my shoulders for 40 seconds while I look her in the eyes with smirk.

Will i make it?

Post a pic and I will call you hot, babe.

My cousin's girl knows this chick. Getting her to introduce me to this bitch. Wish me luck bros.

>meme rack pulls
Tried these and I have to say I like them a lot. They don't hurt my lower back either, unlike deadlifts.

>old lady sees me helping mom carry groceries back to her house
>"where do you find such handsome help these days missie?"

I'll take it

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honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like, "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

(OP)
honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway what's this thread about?

honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

(OP)
honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle".

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

Do they look at you out of pity because your lifts are so shit?

>OHPing lmao65kg 6x3 in uni gym
>last set
>feeling strong and to my surprise bust out 5 reps instead of 3
>feelsgoodman.pdf
>guy approaches me
>"yo that was amazing man how long have you done OHP for? i can't barely rep 50kg and you did 65kg so easily, got any form tips?"
>give him advice
>his OHP weight and form improves
>he thanks me
>"no problem dude"
>i move on to next exercise and never talk to him again

>in a park with this girl i recently started dating
>we make out a bit and she puts her hand on my chest
>she stops and asks me why everything is so hard on my chest
>starts feeling me up
>flex my chest
>"holy shit"
>she keeps feeling me up
>stop flexing and put her hand on my outer pec
>flex it again
>"ooooh my goood, what the fuck"
now she's always feeling up my body and is mesmerised by it

>jump rope
>people have aroused i think face when they pass me
>die
mirin

Jesus fucking christ, maybe I should sign up to be a janitor.

Awesome! Nice work dude

>go to beach with friends from college
>all friends are fat or skinny-fat
>play with a bunch of girls out in the water
>picking them up and throwing them
>6'4 so they want to ride on my shoulders
>spend a few hours playing with qts in bikinis
>all are mirin

felt great t b h prolly gonna fuck one of them tonight

>liking plastic

>in the free weight section of my gym
>girl comes up to me
>asks me where the treadmills are
>tell her they're by the front desk

lil nicky has a big ol head

>this thread

>incel but slowly making social/fitness gains
>girl I like is smiling and looking down when I glance at her
>crack a joke to my buddies and see her giggling too
>say what's up to her, give her a compliment and leave

slowly but surely

now I just need to figure out how to hold a conversation

4pl8 squat is average at my gym. My 3.5pl8 is laughable. Wish normies would mire me.

>about to train lower pecs
>lightweight curl is near me
>make slight chit chat
>asks for my number
>decline
>12 reps

Cringe.

Go up and talk to her like a normal human you fucking loveshy faggot.

Stop watching anime, too, while your at it. That shit warps your mind.

>Stop watching anime, too, while your at it

so what brought you to this laotian ceramics imageboard

A place to discuss picking things up and putting them down again

More like phlat ass, it would look like an old man's butt without the thong to give you the impression that there's any actual definition

i was at hooters one time and saw a waitress cleaning a table next to ours looking in my direction. i turned my head and made eye contact with here and she dropped the dirty plates she had in her hand lel

>65kg
are you 155cm?

that's a big baby

for U-terus

kek

>autistic, like diagnosed aspergers
>have a social group
>they can all tell I'm autistic
>I start buying weed and Valium online and getting fucked up before I go out
>can now socialize and be non autistic
>girl mentions how I'm like a different person
it's a social skills mire but a mire none the less

>finishing Arnold press with the 60s
>girl with fat ass walk by
>now breathing manually
what do?

You really consider this attractive? With proportions like this she look like a caricature.

OHP is easily the easiest lift for me, I never got why the majority of the people in my gym who are way bigger than me are repping less than 60kg.

Feel like everyone fell for the lateral raises meme, everyones fucking doing set after set of them every time I'm there.

what was it

Most likely something nsfw

no manlet at least

>wake up around 1 PM yesterday
>knock at the door
>forgot to put pants on and answer
>it's the mail man with a box of goodies
>smile at him, sign some shit and take the box
>he looks at me and says
"That's a big package"
>know he was talking about my dick

Feels bretty good

why are normies afraid of squats?

damn, look a the melons on the left one

probably the stupid copy pasta about this being the ideal average girl to fuck in college or some shit.
nice to see them b&

>church day
>wear a tight dress shirt
>everyone keeps looking at me
>all other guys are either skinny or fat
>feels good

why would you wear a tight dress and a shirt?

Bretty gay

Just keep going bro. If you admit yourself that your lifts are weak and you're already getting compliments then imagine the response in a years time when you're actually at a decent stage.

Was aborting this baby part of your plan?

It was some retard spamming copypasta.

You're a loser. You will not make it at fucking 31, unless making it is raising the attention of your "friends" who look even worse than you do.
>168cm
Go on, whine about how I'm projecting but I don't really have any respect for someone who wasted his life on bullshit and then wants to get some big arms to not look like a complete fatty

Was this a mire?

>walking out of fast food place
>grill who left the restaurant as I was ordering pulls up beside me and rolls down the window
>she says "why do you look so familiar did we go to school together?"
>she looks vaguely familiar but it turns out we went to different schools
>she says "do you need a ride home?"
>I say no because I was on lunch break and have a car
>she says "sorry" and speeds off looking embarrassed

She was either going to try to kill you or you missed a chance to get your dick wet

Damn, I wish she killed me

>about to train lower pecs
>asks for my number
>decline
>can't tell if declined number or decline press

How? Am I just fucking up my form? OHP is the hardest for me to make gains on.

because of
>muh knees
>muh back

>squatting lmao2plate high bar cuz tired af and accessory day
>do a set of paused for 10
>grill walks over
>"hey that looks super heavy I don't know how you do it"
>"eh, it's not hard after you get used to it"
>"how much do you squat, user?"
>"right now it's 435, but I'm trying to see if I can push 455 in the next couple of months, we'll see how it goes"
>"awesome well good luck user!"
It's very little but I'll take it !

A man of refined taste.

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not that fag
i've been here for 10 years and have never watched anime
checkmate atheist

>fucking around at work wearing a cutoff tee and carrying around a rifle (don't worry about this part)
>decide to take an ironic selfie and post it on snapchat because I'm also wearing a bandana and sunglasses and overall just look ridiculous (I rarely post on snapchat and never take selfies pls don't judge me)
>within minutes phone is blowing up
>"those arms tho"
>"babeeee"
>"omg take me Rambo"

I am become chad, destroyer of pussy

What's with the rifle? I'm worried.

sophiemudd on Instagram

what dope ass place can you open carry at? also what rifle?

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>what kind of dope ass place can you open carry at

The military. It was an M4

boring. pic related is an infinitely better rifle.

a shame that they're gonna start sagging in a few years.

Same

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nice plot

Scraping this fetus...with no survivors

Am chad?

fuck off

>impliying any issue rifle is the best

>doing deadlifts today
>middle aged woman pulls a bench up next to me
>starts doing pic related on it in front of the mirror what i was facing
>why are women over 35 so pathetic?

this is me but with alchohol

they expect one of us in the dumpster

momma i love u

asshole

wtf? you have mixed sex gyms in your countries?

Women have their hormonal sexual peak about a decade later than men do, so women around 30+ tend to be more like an 18 year old guy.

>about 10 years ago
>been lifting 2 years
>senior in highschool
>hanging out at qt's house with 2 mutual friends
>all in her room, chillin
>don't remember what we're talkin about
>I sit on the floor
>qt comes over
>sits on my lap facing me
>she's wearing a white button down shirt
>I tell her if she doesn't move, I'll unbutton it
>says she doesn't care
>I unbutton it
>she's just wearing a bra underneath
>she has titsrelated.jpg
>friends peace out
>make out with qt
>she takes off my shirt
>feels chest and shoulders
>kisses down my body
>she gives me amazing bj
>she says we should probably stop
>we get dressed
>cont hanging out with friends like nothing happened
>we start dating
>feelsgoodman.jpg

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unfunny meme copypasta. I think I can see this throgh "Veeky Forums x", not sure though

yeah but it was on a bench and im only (current year) -2000

>it's actually a gay dude

>137.5 at 88kg
lol I swear Veeky Forums, stop bulking on 4k calories,I can already do 130 at 74-75kg and still getting stronger