>decide to go to Asian massage parlour >normally go to prostitutes but decide to do something cheaper and for a change >go there >unlike prostitutes and their apartments, this place obviously has a prominent window and storefront >too self conscious to go in >walk nearby and then go past it again >still people near there, including a girl around my age >don't go in
The same normies who would make fun of me for not having sex would also make fun of me for paying for it. They want ugly people to supplicate in the social sphere.
Joshua Gray
Not Veeky Forums related at all.
10/10 blogpost however.
Jaxon Hill
I walked past this brothel once for a few weeks before I had the balls to go in. Eventually I was able to go in and have orgies. Stop caring what people think and just do it
Parker Stewart
Why do you care what people think? Go get a nut bro
Eli Martin
that is all part of the thrill.
Ethan Moore
Are all asian massage parlors like that? I have a "Bangkok Thai Massage" place near me but I don't know if it's legit or a happy ending kind of place.
Anthony Lewis
>Walk in with your hand on your lower back pretending you NEED a massage
Bentley Fisher
Stop being ugly then.
Luis Jackson
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Asher Foster
Is there a way to read the reviews without signing up for a membership?
Mason Reyes
>Not living in the same street as an Asian massage parlour disguised as a normal house >not getting the option of rear entry/parking It's like they don't want any customers.
Luis Rivera
>The same normies who would make fun of me for not having sex would also make fun of me for paying for it. They want ugly people to supplicate in the social sphere. They're right, ugly people should not have sex or any kind of sexual contact. The very thought is repulsive.
Parker Williams
Protip: More often then not, the massage is going to be pretty good too. Honestly I've just gone for the cheap price of the massage alone, and just enjoyed the ride. You can't get a legit massage for $60, and you damn sure can't get a nut. Good way to cover both bases for me.
Daniel Hall
>go to asian massage place >first time ever >really sketchy secret door across the street from a hotel >have to buzz in and look at camera before door opens >woman that greets me is older than any picture on the walls >sorta pudgey middle aged asian woman >she is very nice though >starts with a "bath" >lay on padded table in a giant shower stall >she soaps you up and then rinses you off with comfy warm water >flip over and repeat on front >plays with your dick a little too >then has you stand up and dries you with towel >while she kneels and dries your legs she will comment on how nice your dick is >back to massage room >first time I went comment about how I think I hurt my back lifting tool boxes >she gives little speech about how this massage is not at all medical and for entertainment purposes >I know I know >make small talk with her >ask her what he first ever date was like in her home country >tells me terrifying story >starts with going to a dance >ends with a car chase from gangsters >flips me over >offers happy ending >take it >not bad.jpeg
Isaac Torres
What is the happy ending?
Hand or blow job?
Matthew Peterson
i do to an asian massage parlour just for a standard massage.
i enjoy them and the girls are qt.
Carson Baker
she offered hand, mouth, or sex.
But the pricing was steep.
The bath and massage which like other user said was totally worth the sixty was right.
handjob was an additional sixty, blowjob additional 120, sex additional 180
Mason Wilson
>the asian massage parlor i visit frequently is next to a Domino's
I used to give a shit but now I just go right in. They wont be there when i come out in one hour. I lucked out in finding this place since they sometimes rotate some latinas into the mix. Seems like most parlors in my city are run by older mamasans who only give handjobs and i go to these to fuck.
Landon Miller
I go to my local AMP once a month. Its great once they start getting comfortable with you. Last time the lady tickled my butthole while she was jerking me, that was a first.
Caleb Powell
>/pol/
Brayden Evans
NOT FIT RELATED NOW FUCK OFF
Blake Wilson
Take it to r9k faggot
Kevin Wilson
>just want a strong handed experienced massage >end up getting useless whores
seriously? are all non luxury massages just full of prostitutes?
cant even try to go for that buff dude cause i might end up getting rhe gay treatment.