The gym falcon stole my crab legs AGAIN

>the gym falcon stole my crab legs AGAIN

lol so randum xD

>swoletergeist keeps haunting me when I'm trying to do squats

>Gains Goblin wont stop bringing me bread

>binch grinch has stolen the 45s AGAIN

Cardiobunnies all caught myxomatosis

>funeral bros won't stop deadlifting

>Gym won't let me bring my anvil inside

>forgot to tip the protein shake mixer in the locker room
>come back the next day to do snatches
>he ties my weightlifting shoes together and I drop 2pl8 on my neck
>mfw

>gym band can't play any papa roach

Killing my gains desu

>Lose count of my reps
>Accidentally do a 13th rep
>Legally considered cardio
>Have to appear before the gym magistrate in an hour

How fucked am I?

>Binch grinch
Hes gonna outturtle izlee

I get it

Really fucked. I am on 3 rep max punishment for 4 months becayse of that

>management still hasn't restocked the gym pond with salmon.

>got caught up trying to impress new qtπ
>missed the weekly tren truck

>girl filling up her meme jug at normal fountain
>have to use manlet fountain
>press button
>trap door drops me into the manlet pit

KEK

>hit 4plate deadlift
>gym bard made up a song about me using straps

Report him to the MPAA for copyright infringement

kek

>local state gym commissar visits gym
>forgot to bring a gift for him
>the chads all pin me down in the locker room and stick a hair brush up my ass

>The deadlifter is haunting the squat rack again

lol

>Thought working the popcorn mines for months would build my upper body
>Nothing to eat except popcorn and whippings, pure skelly mode
At least I'll get a platinum kinopass out of it I guess

>gym staff forgot to lock the manlet pit

>Yesterday something strange happened
>I was resting by the fountain, waiting on my gym buddy
>I leaned back on the wall when I felt something strange
>The thud of a subwoofer vibrated though the wall
>I stayed there for awhile, wondering what it meant
>Suddenly it ceases
>What I know realized was a door creaks open
>Two cardio bunnies hop out, staring at each other but not saying a word
>I quickly take a glimpse into the room
>Its pitch black
>There's no movement or noise but the air is cold
>The door slides shuts as I move out of the way
>The bass resumes
>My buddy arrives and I leave

One day i'll find out what goes on in there
What is it that the cardio bunnies do?

>Forgot to bring my steel ingots for the smith machine

Let's be honest here, none of these posts are even half funny as a standard /tv/ cinema post.

Atleast try to be original, saying "falcons crab legs shooter" in a whatever sentence is not enough, you can't just steal memes like that.

Alright I will be honest, none of these posts are even half funny as a standard /tv/ cinema post.