Hot female colleague said "obviously you're quite a big guy"

>t..thanks, y..you too

For Her

In more ways than one ;)

Then make this face

why the hell is baneposting still fucking funny?

usually a joke has ran it's course by now but this is the meme that keeps on giving. It still doesn't feel stale. Somebody please explain to me

It's a big meme

That's the power of meme magic

she wanted you to Bane talk to her. You blew it.

It means you have been friendzoned.

>"obviously you're quite a big guy"
Please tell me you replied with "for you". It's even quite a witty reply to normies that don't realize you're just being a dank memester.

It means you have been banezoned.

nice trips tho

>not taking the opportunity of irl baneposting

not a real autist, go back browsing facebook normalfag

4u

W H O
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B A N E!?

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Probably laughed much harder than I should've
Completely lost it at a restaurant

kek

"for you"

>"You should come over and see how big I am"

Daily reminder to never take girl advice from the autists on this board

...

>"You should come see just how big I am"
lmaooooo i'm fucking dead it's almost as bad as that "hey, are you working out?" guy

I'd just flex a 'cep and say hows this for a start, then again I'm not autistic like you

seeking some (you)s i see

This guy is 100% correct If you two weren't beta virgin homos you would know women respond very well if you are direct like this and are descent looking

She wants to go out with you, and you don't get to bring friends

if this shit work you're an ubber alpha

>come see how big I am
That's stupid she's already looking at him. The only true answer is
>for you

Don't worry babe they're not my friends

Is that after you flex a cep'?

It's a really bad movie series that was lauded for being a really great movie series, that sort of weird disconnect feeds energy into the derived memes.

That's also like just about the stupidest and worst parts. And the actors involved still did amazingly.

wrong, the alpha play is, "i'm compensating for being small everywhere else"

i am surprised people don't actually look into the scene.
>"if i take that off will you die"
>"it would be extremely painful"
and the next thing he says is "For you"
he is really saying that "it would be extremely painful for you". he is saying "i am a big guy for you" that is just an easy misinterpretation

*he is NOT saying
sorry

SAUCE

INEED IT BOYOS

then flex a cep and ask if she's working out?

>White
tell her the fuck off

I think the best thing you can do is just make eye contact for a while and calmy address the fact that she is testing you. say something like "don't test me". in any case, if she is not into you she is not gonna magically be into you regardless of your response to the comment.

do not test me is usually a good responsa when you can tell that you are dealing with a girl that looks like she could be a sub like this one. when under pressure, they usually respond with the first thing that comes to mind which in that case would probably be "or what?" which sets you up for a lot of good things.

>this board

...for you

Jesus man

ask her if she works out

if she doesn't get you fired for sexual harassment, you're good to go

>not "You should see how big i can get."

It's a set of lines that went through some weird last minute editing process and the director and writing staff stood their ground too much. Tom Hardy has talked about the issues and confusion that stemmed from the bad writing in a couple of AMAs, so even when it was being filmed the cast were like "wtf is this shit?".

Put on your best Bane voice and shout FOR YOUUUUUU

Nah too late bruh you just admitted he says big guy 4 u

Who is this jizz whiz?

>do you like sports?

I casually stumbled on this board but maybe I can stay a bit more than I planned

Fucking same. Came for hot chick pics and stayed for the autism

>say something like "don't test me"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHA

>why the hell is baneposting still fucking funny?
Maybe because you're a mental toddler.

>Hey, looking good user!
>Don't test me, wench.

>y-you too

>"obviously you're quite a big guy"
"Wouldn't you like to know..." with a subtle, sly smile is the only correct response.

If he did he's on this board forever though

autists on this board always make me laugh

>It's like a not-so-subtle flirt

I've tried something along these lines IRL sometimes, and it works
If a woman says something like that she has aleady chosen you, your only job is to make her laugh and appear confident
Lines like this works awesomely, disregard the laughing gymcels calling out on this

maintain eye contact, say 'huge.' and smile. gg easy

"You should come see just how big i am"

>"You have to eat this bowl of eggs"
"But Im not hungry, where am I?"
>"Don't test me"
"I want to leave, please"
>"Do you want to see how big I really am?"
"Okay, I'll eat the eggs, just please don't hurt me"

lmao, let me fuck u in the ass and teach u some math

I'd gladly let him ravage my ass and I ain't even homo

That type of overtly flirting behavior only works on gay guys though, faggots are the most perverted people on this earth.
>pic related

>WITH NO SURVIVORS