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i wanna laugh please

Just post your 1rm

post the zebrah pasta

What is going on user, why so you want to laugh? I hope all is well.

XD

>bulking
>camping with gf and others
>hot dogs and smores are endless
>"this is it"
>eat 8 hotdogs and 11 smores over the span of an hour, washed down with about 3 beers
>friends are horrified, gf is disgusted
>"I'm bulking" I say, mouth spewing bits of meat and ketchup and molson dry
>fast forward 45 minutes, gf and I are in a tent ready to do the dead
>climb on top of her
>absolutely stabbing pain in my stomach
>too bloated for sex
>"babe, I don't think I can do this tonight - I bulked too hard"
>bertstare.mp4

Long story short she is fucking pissed, said I chose "food over sex" and that if I don't stop eating so much we will need to reconsider the relationship. Bulk was good tho, ate like 4500cals that night.

What kinda humor you feeling?

I've only got a couple but I'll do what I can

I'm kinda missing some other chans where you can do multiple images per post. Convenient, and fuck all these captcha

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If I wanted humor I'd ask for your picture for CBT

ITT: redditors

this got old 200 threads ago.

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this one always cracks me up, the dude has priorities... but i really want to believe, seeing how her boyfriend just let her go for a bunch of hours without asking questions.

>kept nervously repeating "four scoops c'mon" while asking the staff for milk.
Gets me every time

>tfw when I was in the first thread
I feel old

>i wanna laugh please

Just look in a mirror and pretend that you are looking at a beta loser thread.

>he wants to be rich and play the piano

so good

One of my all-time faves

S I P B O Y S

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W A C K Y
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what a bitch, unless you stole the food from people who were trying to eat who gives a fuck. if you're actually fit you deserve to eat whatever the fuck you want since you should know what you're doing.

>gf and I are in a tent ready to do the dead
Wtf
How did your friends feel about you guys having a necrophilic orgy?

We had dogs to spare, people were just a bit taken aback by the sheer volume of food I put back.

And she can be a bit of a bitch but the pussy game ridic so I dunno

I like you. I hope you live a wonderful life free of heartache

>4500 calories of simple carb white bread buns, low protein processed "meat" and enough sugary sweet garbage to feed a 400lb feminist
>stomach pain and bloating too severe to move afterwards
>knows what he's doing

Pick only the first two.

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I know what youre getting at m8 but I crushed a protein shake earlier and hit my protein goal for the day so was fine with loading up on empty calories, some times its fun to just lose control.

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Who needs oatz n squatz when you can have weightz n skatez?

>empty calories
>4500 kcal bulk

Now that's what I call Veeky Forums humour.

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Was going to get a tattoo of this statue
Don't know if I can anymore after keking this hard at that comic

i'm reading this and my only reaction is "why the fuck didn't he drink more?"

This wasn't older than a couple of months ago my dude

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More like thousands of threads ago

Try several years

no, its literally this years meme. Dont try to buy your way into being an old fag. You werent here when tiny posted pics about ladders. You arent cool, man.

It was last year you fucking faggots. Old meme but still funny.

It was at least last year... It's in the new year comic fag

>do the dead.

You feel old for posting in a months old thread ?

FUCK WE DON'T HAVE THIS SIP IN MY COUNTRY YET
REEEEEEEEEEE

Get a tattoo of the comic.

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Holy shit dude I'm crying, thank you for fucking up your relationship for our entertainment, 10/10

>that last post
Reddit

Hey mom I just wrecked this faggot that ate smores while bulking haha.
>That's nice dear, are you going to look for a job today.
Stupid faggot, fit humor lolol

Good lord, your gf is literally a gains goblin
Sex is the ultimate gains stealing method, don't fall for that

Moar of these pls