Who is your favorite female saint and/or mystic, Veeky Forums?

Who is your favorite female saint and/or mystic, Veeky Forums?

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Definitely the Oracle
>Does tons of Hallucinogens
>Dances around naked in steam
>gives some vaguely worded prophecy
Sounds dope and pretty haut

Chris-chan doesn't do rock, only grass.

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She does anal too

Cassandra

Her exclamation to Apollo in Agamemnon chills me to the bone. She knows exactly how it will play out for everyone and is doomed never to be believed.

Mary the Jewess

She is considered the first true alchemist of the Western world.

Or Cleopatra the Alchemist.

Also, Medea. If a witch, and granddaughter of Helios, counts as a mystic.

I fail to see why she's depicted in a favorable light these days. Obviously Jason was a brash and self-serving asshole, but what could possibly admirable about fraticide, infanticide, and patricide? She's monstrous. Like the Amazons, an example of how women in Greek society are NOT to behave.

Remember Saint Olga? Boys, she was hardcore.

>according to Raymond of Capua, at the age of twenty-one (c. 1368), Catherine experienced what she described in her letters as a "Mystical Marriage" with Jesus,[14] later a popular subject in art as the Mystic marriage of Saint Catherine. Caroline Walker Bynum explains one surprising and controversial aspect of this marriage that occurs both in artistic representations of the event and in some early accounts of her life: "Underlining the extent to which the marriage was a fusion with Christ's physicality [...] Catherine received, not the ring of gold and jewels that her biographer reports in his bowdlerized version, but the ring of Christ's foreskin."

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God she is so hot.

I would cum instantly if she gave me that look while jerking me off.

Idk why but i would really like to have her as my mother-in-law, i would treat her daughter properly.

You know she would probably light you on fire afterwards.

saint martha

>Your wife will never avenge your murder by exterminating an entire tribe
>Still became a saint

She genocided an entire tribe to avenge her husband.

She takes half of the fallen warriors for herself. Reckon she will smother you in maternal love in her halls?

>bury people alive, after tricking them
>burn people alive, again after tricking them
>accepts the surrendering of the tribe, only to set on fire all the houses with people inside and exterminate the survivors

How she became a saint again

Back then Christians weren't fucking pussies that's how.

>implying she wouldn't just let you have open access to fuck any valkyrie you want and raiase the children you produce

They didn't deserve it

For (You)

Gave money and power to the Church of course, Constantine is considered a Saint equal to the Apostles and he killed his son and wife.

>The Virgin Jesus Follower
>The Chad Old Testament Avenger

unironically this

St Teresa of Avila was a qt

youtu.be/mhvmkd-cgjs

Muslim here, Rabia Basri.

My favorite poem of hers:

O God! If I worship You for fear of Hell, burn me in Hell
and if I worship You in hope of Paradise, exclude me from Paradise.
But if I worship You for Your Own sake,
grudge me not Your everlasting Beauty.

Her, and Hildegard of Bingen had some trippy visions too (pic related).

Jeanne d'arc

Either of these two.

>"ring of Christ's foreskin"
wtf i love catholicism now

>tf ywn smoke some killer kush with Christ-Chan and watch her freak out and have a weird religious experience over it and get really flushed and awkward about it

Olga of Kiev

>Lifts your siege in a few days
What do?

Marguerite Porete

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART

If she existed.

That's pretty much 50% of what the valkyries were doing there. Don't think you can reproduce in the afterlife though.

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Rape and execute her for being a filthy witch.

Jehanne d'Arc but not because of memes
I really like her

Jean de arc

Fucking Burgundians

>tfw Anglo but wish Joan had never died

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