You may remember me, I posted that I'd have a threesome with Chelsea Charms and Lacey Wildd in Las Vegas

You may remember me, I posted that I'd have a threesome with Chelsea Charms and Lacey Wildd in Las Vegas.

Well, I did it folks. Overall, it was a 10/10 experience, they're both absolute freaks in bed. I hope to do it again this year.

Ask me anything folks.

any kind of proof or evidence. if not, kys

i remember this thread and op you are fucking retarded. You could have more btc but instead you got an std

Let me guess

>if you don't post a timestamp that says Veeky Forums on it with them, then you're LARPing!

Kill yourself faggot. I wouldn't do that because I'm not fucking autistic.

how did you contact them? did you make a donation?

I worked at a strip club as a bouncer in my early twenties and Chelsea Charms was a featured dancer for us. The owner of the club asked if I could pick her up the next morning after her show at her hotel and drive her to the airport. My place to the hotel was 45 minutes, and it was over an hour to the airport.

Cunt gives me $7 tip. Also looks like trash without her makeup. It is a cool story, but I hope her dog dies.

doesnt really matter since nobody is going to believe you.

Your story is bullshit until proven.

Even if it was true, who the fuck wastes money on two used up whores with fake tits lmao.

Their social media.

Didn't do an explicit exchange for money, that's illegal. Instead I told them I knew a bouncer in Las Vegas and could invite them to a private club to party. They accepted, and one thing led to another and I was fucking both of them in my Vegas suite.

Haha.

Yeah, idgaf what she looks like without her makeup. I just used her for those fucking anime cowtits. She knows she's a whore

What does this have to do business?

'Mirin, how much?

because I used money I got from crypto to pay for the experience

How much do those baloons weigh and is this your fetish?

Sure you did pajeet now back to the street

yeah bro how much for these semen demons for the night.

Combined for the both of them, they weighed more than me.

Yes, of course cowtits are my fetish. They have the ultimate cowtits

How much what? Money did it cost?

$2500 overall, including cost of hotel, flying them over to Vegas, and for the cocaine.

did you tell them theres no party, you just wanna fuck before or after they flew in to vegas

I have no idea who those people are and if it's the woman in your photo then I'm so sorry

No, of course I didn't tell them I just wanted to fuck. That's probably illegal and also autistic as hell.

You gotta have reasonable doubt. I actually did invite them to a private, upscale club. When I walked in with them, everyone was fucking staring lol. Not gonna lie that made me feel good.

Anyway, we had some shots and then we danced, and both of them started grinding on my cock with people watching. I don't think I've ever been that hard than right there.

I told both of them that we'd both go back to my hotel room to have "relax". We got back, drank some wine, and then fucked like rabbits. I gave both of them expensive jewelry for their time that I had from before.

You can't straight up give an explicit dollar amount for sex, especially not with these whores.

nice dude, couldve probably pulled some other club sluts back with you as well for the afterparty after they saw you rolling with those cowtits.

Nah, most of the women there were disgusted actually lol.

Plus, I didn't want to ruin it with some fucking random club slut. Unlike them, Chelsea and Lacey actually have been STD tested and are clean. Can't say the same for club sluts

Yes... exactly.

Over the years there's been thousands of LARPers claiming amazing things. Almost none stood up to the test.

boohoo

How much time for that 2.5k?

Also do you use cialis, viagra, priligy or anything?

I got the money too now (BTC holder here) but the problem is, i have premature ejaculation, and i also cant get hard with escorts sometimes because im nervous.

I could have fucked a pornstar recently, missed an opportunity to make a dream come true because i didnt get the cialis and priligy yet and she left my country by now. I want it from local pharmacy, not internet pajeet shit so i need to go to an urologist soon, which is fucking embarassing. I'll do it this month and try to get both receipts at once. My plan is:

-i cum too quick, i heard these pills
*get priligy receipt*
- can i use it if i take cialis too?
- yes
- can you give me a cialis receipt? i lost mine
*gets cialis receipt*
hopefully it works and i can finally fuck properly

>Also do you use cialis, viagra, priligy or anything?

What are you, fucking gay? My dick gets hard as a diamond around both of these women naturally, I don't need fucking Cialis or Viagra.

Do nofap and stop looking at porn. Lift weights.

wtf user. How old are you.
And also good for you OP, but Id rather go to an fkk in germany and watch my money go much further.

I had a foursome with Ivanka, Melania, and Eric Trump AMA

>I'm not fucking autistic
then why are you here? honestly.

Those women are fucking disgusting.

You paid money for that?

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coowwwtiiitttsss!

>doing tons of coke in Vegas with booze and getting hard as a diamond because you're not a fag

Alright, I thought you were funny at first but now I know you're a shitty LARPer

pics or didnt happen