When we make it, it is inevitable that babies will be made so let's post the names of what we would name our children...

When we make it, it is inevitable that babies will be made so let's post the names of what we would name our children, Veeky Forums style. I'll start

Liftan Waits

Hugh Myron

John Deadlift

>Veeky Forums names
>not Veeky Forums names

If I have a daughter her name will be Cosette. If I have a son, his name will be Isaac

Tyler Twoscoop

>Charles Fuarkley

Chad Thundercock

I wonder if you could do that. Probably not.

This is actually a great idea. My kid will be named Chad.

Made it Anne

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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
NAAAAAAAAW MY NIGGA


I AIN'T MAKING NO BABIES, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH YOUR CURSE SHIT, YOU CRAY?


If there's one thing that i do not want to be is a father, fuck you in the anus.

To be honest, I've only known two Chads my whole life, and both were autistic spazzes. Chad is not a name I'm going to name my kid.

He will be named after me and my father before me and his before his own.

Thomas John Raker VI shall be this fine gentemans name. And any of thou who shall mutter nay, may kiss my buttocks.

Zyzzz Brah ____

Gabriel
Samantha

Huge Jackedman

No one will ever suspect a thing

>Giving your kid the same name you have

Why would someone do this? He's not you, he's going to be his own man, he deserves his own name.

Torbjörn

Dubs of truth

There's nothing wrong with having pride in your family and wanting to honor your forefathers desu

My newborn son's name is Dean Vincent. He's already pretty alpha and makes the other manlet babies look like bitches.

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Like I'm going to let some little shit infect my life and perma-tie me to some woman

>perma-tie me to some woman
why would this happen?

For me it's gotta be Hodor for a boy or girl.

If somehow i end up adoption chink twins I'll run with Hung Dong and Hung Wang.

For a girl, I'm thinkin' Ally McReal, Liz Khalifa or Alicia Steeze.

For boys ya gotta go traditional - Holden Stacks, Buck Styles, Max Payne or Lit Romney.

>Ho Lee File

>Sum Ting Wong

> Wi Tu Lo

>Bang Ding Ow

I want my oldest son to be named Samson.

>He has early onset arthritis

Would you consider naming him something else after you found that out?

Nah, I'd just cut his hair

>Cut Samson's hair
>He's already a cripple
>His hair is his only source of strength
>He literally dies

I'm calling social services you freak, you cannot be allowed to have kids

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>لا تسمية ابنك محمد

Maximilian James

Bust Nuttington