/cgl/ here, serious question

/cgl/ here, serious question.
Assuming some of your are into Anime from seeing some threads, and I occasionally see some of you pop in on /cgl/;

>how do I get a Veeky Forums husbando?
(who is willing to cosplay my 2d husbandos)

I'm a solid 6/10 and I've had loads of guys ask me on dates and stuff but never any qts who are into more than just basic anime
How do I approach a Veeky Forumsizen at a con and how do I know if he's into me? I don't want to bug them if they aren't interested.
I just want a qt bf that can lift me on his shoulders for fun in our paired up costumes, don't even care if he's super big just average

>What are some ways to win your heart over?

>What's generally your type?

>What are some things you look for in somebody?

>What makes you completely NOT want to be with said person?

>Would you be willing to cosplay for your SO if they dressed up as somebody you liked?

>Do you consider protein as an acceptable holiday gift?

>I'm a solid 6/10

I just rejected you. Even if you're on the 5 is average scale, 6 is too low.

I might fuck you, but I'd never be seen with you romantically.

Find the meme hoodie, it's the most subtle signal you can send.

Also:
>What are some ways to win your heart over?
Give me good and frequent head

>What's generally your type?
Girls who give me good and frequent head

>What are some things you look for in somebody?
Ability to give good head

>What makes you completely NOT want to be with said person?
Them not giving me good, frequent head

>Would you be willing to cosplay for your SO if they dressed up as somebody you liked?
Yes so long as they blew me in costume (I could also be in costume, if they wanted)

>Do you consider protein as an acceptable holiday gift?
Yes. Also good head

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, see I guess both guys and girls are the same

Well I am going to a con next weekend and consider myself Veeky Forums enough.

>What are some ways to win your heart over?
Men are easy, if you are attractive enough, they are interested. Hell don't even need to be THAT attractive for most men, just don't be fat
>What's generally your type?
Anyone who isn't fat. Don't care about race/height/boob size really.
>What are some things you look for in somebody?
Attraction first and foremost, but in a long term relationship, compatibility.
>What makes you completely NOT want to be with said person?
Terrible personality. Just don't be a cunt.
>Would you be willing to cosplay for your SO if they dressed up as somebody you liked?
definitely
>Do you consider protein as an acceptable holiday gift?
It's alright, I already get it in BULK so not my ideal gift desu.

Like I said, men are easy know within 5 seconds if they interested in you. Feel free to be blunt and ask them if they want to do something or just strike up a conversation with them.

user do you perhaps, by chance, like head?

Be like muh anime grills

Aren't there usually a few jacked guys at cons?

>tfw no gf

I'm a pretty big fan, yes

>people who like blowjobs generally think highly of themselves

I guess you can say you've got a swelled head

90% sure you're fat, in which case, you're a lost cause.

>What are some ways to win your heart over?
Be attractive and feminine. Attractiveness, in order of importance:
1. Not fat
2. Nice face
3. Ass, tits, legs, waist, overall figure

>What's generally your type?
Skinny to fit (not muscular) chicks. Submissive.

>What are some things you look for in somebody?
This is the same fucking question.

>What makes you completely NOT want to be with said person?
Fat.

>Would you be willing to cosplay for your SO if they dressed up as somebody you liked?
Sure. I have a nice body, I like having excuses to show it off.

>Do you consider protein as an acceptable holiday gift?
Sure.

are you fat?

die

>tfw no qt nip will look at you with those eyes

why even live?

Don't see how a guy we don't know how he looks, and a fat landwhale are the same?

go to a gym

also post body

>>What are some ways to win your heart over?
>>What's generally your type?
breathing, not completely ugly, has one interest
>>What are some things you look for in somebody?
booty and politeness
>>What makes you completely NOT want to be with said person?
rude
>>Would you be willing to cosplay for your SO if they dressed up as somebody you liked?
yea but im not really into cosplay
>>Do you consider protein as an acceptable holiday gift?
yeah

>tfw had a korean qt look at me like that
>rejected her because she was way too clingy and I was 18 and stupid
Fucking an Azn qt is still on my bucket list

you arent worthy of us
you think we put all this effort in to give ourselves to the first flabby weeb who's never been inside a gym tbat we see?

>>What are some ways to win your heart over?
desu i love when girls are a little clingy when we're together, and very giggly/funny. also: i love women who can give great anime/vidya recommendations. ideal way to ask someone like me out is "have you seen (X) anime? it's awesome, come watch it with me!"
>>What's generally your type?
dorky chicks tbqh. frizzy hair and glasses are super cute, but other than that generally in shape women are rather attractive, generally. i usually prefer shorter girls (4'8''-5'6''), but the girls i've fallen hardest for were 5'7+. idk what that means, if anything. i just know i like to manhandle and dominate women in bed
>>What are some things you look for in somebody?
sense of humor, goals, political/social awareness, artistic women are amazing but in my experience are super super slutty/likely to cheat
>>What makes you completely NOT want to be with said person?
i wouldn't call myself a prude, and i try not to judge people, but i could never be with a woman who goes to cons mostly naked or sends nudes/amateur porn around willy nilly. i'd fuck her, and maybe even be fuck buddies, but i just can't see myself getting emotionally attached to a woman i know will regularly be borderline nude in public
>>Would you be willing to cosplay for your SO if they dressed up as somebody you liked?
hell yeah, especially if there's steamy cosplay sex after in the hotel room
>>Do you consider protein as an acceptable holiday gift?
only if it comes in the form of a home cooked meal. women who cook are immediately more likable and attractive

Post a pic of body, we'll see if you are 6/10.

Who knows, you could be judging yourself too harshly.

Oh shit, why you dont kys user?

Asian girls are a meme 2bh. They've been elevated almost purely because of the number of fucking losers who can't get an actual white girl.

6/10, gtfo.

If you were an exam, you would be a failing grade.

This pretty much. And if you smoke get out.

Muslims just killed reviewbrah wtf

who did this lmao

be a virgin
dont smoke
know how to cook


thats what im looking for anyway

>Oh shit, why you dont kys user?
Because life is good, user

Yeah I guess. Still, when an Asian girl actually is a 7/10 or higher it gets me diamonds

a bit chub but otherwise not fat, I wouldn't cosplay if I was big, I'd be too embarressed about my body otherwise

>tfw always say 6 because low self esteem but if I say anything higher than that people will call me prude

include me in screenshot

you'd look like a boy if it weren't for the fat thighs. girl pls, just go look for desperate guys at cons, they're a dime a dozen

>No face

Fair enough - without seeing face, I'd already say you're an 8 or 9. Also,

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kek'd 10/10
however cgl is mostly lolitas who are going to shit on the thread, seems like there are nicer fit bros than gulls who can actually take a joke

easily a 7. maybe an 8-8.5 if your face is nice. tbqh you could probably just walk up to a Veeky Forums dude and make him spill spaghetti

You should go to the gym and squat heavy.
Grow a strong butt/core

why would you specifically ask for Veeky Forums guys when you are a beyond average high fat woman? just go for normal guys. i don't see how asking guys who like fitness and/or curves would go for you

this

will you dress up as my hentaifu?

am I wrong or wouldn't a lot of the fit guys at anime cons be tfwnogf types, just like how there's so many on here?

>meanwhile 30 other anons furiously masturbate to the thought of OP wanting them

i am 28

is that too old for cons?

Don't be a casual and don't come off as a casual
Any guy at a con who actually likes being at a con is more than willing to cosplay for you, we just too lazy to drop time and cash on the stuff.

Cute body desu. At least a 7 depending on hips/ass.

>Veeky Forums people never date normies
Haha faggot

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>you look like a boy

that's actually a complement I crossplay

>tfw moms genetics give you big thighs ;_;
Cons commin up in a month, how many squats should I do a day to get somewhat ok butt/thighs?

Hell yeah! The dream is to one day lose my sweet cherry in cosplay, doesn't matter what, I'll cosplay whichever waifu you want hentai or not, as long as you dress up as my husbando

ill be your husbando user, pic related its me

>how many squats should I do a day to get somewhat ok butt/thighs?

oh no

>Hell yeah! The dream is to one day lose my sweet cherry in cosplay, doesn't matter what, I'll cosplay whichever waifu you want hentai or not, as long as you dress up as my husbando

this is bait

what kind of husbando we talking about?
also which cons do you go to ?

>tfw addicted to suck cock but not Veeky Forums bf

Are you guy or grill?

>fine a swole cosplay guy
>give him your phone number
>get him to take you on date and pick you up
>on the way home from date suck his dick
>then present him with vagina to fugg

begone "woman" stop triggering the anons here

>resident black trip tells off attention whore

i-i dont know who to support

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Oh, so this is a trap thread?

>What are some ways to win your heart over?
Be pic related
>What's generally your type?
Pic related
>What are some things you look for in somebody?
good sense of humor and trustable as well as having a fit body like pic related
>What makes you completely NOT want to be with said person?
fat, shithead, unlike pic related
>Would you be willing to cosplay for your SO if they dressed up as somebody you liked?
maybe if you were pic related but you don't want that from me
>Do you consider protein as an acceptable holiday gift?
i already get a lot by drinking the semen I expunge to pic related

nice to know there are low standards here. glad you don't have to be a stacy for people to find your boy body a 7-9/10 kek.
where do i post pics for fit guys to buy and give me attention? this shit seems easy

Are you fucking kidding me? She's skinnyfat as shit. Ass is completely flat and flabby. Thighs are sausage rolls.

t. jealous fatass

post your cottage cheese ass so i can bully you

i thought the same. i hate when average skinny fat girls with no curves think doing body weight squats will get them a butt in a couple of weeks.

then again it seems like Veeky Forums faps to anything that moves so their standards are low. idk how you can call this a 10/10 when there are so many op pictures for threads right now that are legit 10/10's

>that's actually a complement I crossplay
Degenerate fuck. Haram.

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Y'all are fucking sad. That's a 5 or 6 at best without face. Flat ass, thighs only thick because of fat. Huge gut and waist bulge.

nope, I'd just recommend doing cosplays to your age/bodytype.

>t. virgin

>pic related

my bad didn't mean to offend, I'll just work my sausage-y butt off until the next con in January

Husbando applications still open tho

Nah bro, I meet loads of cosplayers ranging from 15-35 at cons age wise (I'm 22)

I'm lifting for a cosplay gf, so I bet there's quite a lot like me around here

i would like to apply

pic related

HOW DO I GROW MY BICEPS TO BE FUCKING HUGE.

all around aesthetic is cool and all but when cosplaying its about the only thing that really stands out. i kinda just work them out for 10 minutes after every workout (3 times a week) and it is clearly not enough since they lag far behind my triceps.

do i just do reps before sleeping every day?

Bully me then. While you're at it give me tips to stop being dyel

Pretty sure the only virgins are the ones drooling over every flabby average girl that posts pics of herself here.

Normally I wouldn't respond to these threads but the last question made me laugh. +1

Mirin tiddies you fucking gook

>no legs
>skin tight pants designed to stop butt from flabbing
>literally poking out butt sucking in stomach pose

relaxed thong pics or get the fuck out you normie

Veeky Forums dudes in general are super weeby, even in real life chads, just be cute l guess ?

sorry im not that much of a thot. it's a pretty relaxed pose besides putting my leg back and having minor lordosis.

where are my tips tho?

I'll be honest, I don't like a big ass, at all. I'd rather zero ass than giant ass.

Also like other anons have said, as long as a girl isn't fat, that's a plus.

Squat on my dick x F

try mercy 30s faggot

>ratchet nigress hair
>what is quads
>astronaut pajamas

pls go DYEL
there is no way to save you

im gonna fuck you and big cums in pussy like chinese in buffet SLURP ZOZZLE TRIPLE PENETRATE

support the one who makes sense and isn't average looking

your problem is that you aren't willing to give up the cookie and want a man to beta himself to you and commit to your fucking absurd fantasy before you have "le perfect first sex", your first sex will suck no matter how much you hype it up, just bend the fuck over, pull down panstu and take the pounding

Your body is definitely 6/10, now idk for face

>would still bang

>posts pics of butt on internet
>claims not be a thot

your tips are to stop lying and being insecure that your ass is sux while claiming it is GOAT

THOT

>no tits
oh well nevermind then

just find a weeb twink with a personality you like, and get him to train for one year. That'll give him ottermode and women lack the aesthetic sense to prefer anything else.

> as long as a girl isn't fat, that's a plus
this girl is skinnyfat as fuck though...

i literally asked how to not be dyel. just wanted to show some sort of proof that im not 'an jealous fattie xd'
i guess ill go drink some fit tea and go body weight squat :(

fuck you must be thirsty

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Does OP think this is too big?
Nerdy tho

kek

your ass isn't bad but i'm not a normie Veeky Forums so lying and telling me you have lordosis is a classic misdirection

>let me be fake humle
>while I slip in this lie here

you have the potential to be an internet star but what is that really worth?

your views will come from the desperate type of men you wish to avoid IRL, so translating your e-success to IRL will stop at monetary for views/ads etc, if you want to impress an actual lifter go squat heavy atg, do stiff leg deadlifts, and donkey kicks, and thong pics for me and my user bros as actual appreciation for helping your thot ass out.

Not into traps user?

Sorry but did you take this pic in a dressing room?
What store is this?


did you really think I was serious saying that?
>lose my sweet cherry
c'mon senpai

In all honesty though I just really want an average fit guy to hold hands in a cosplay with characters we both mutually like
I just happen to like well toned muscle and wanted to know how to approach a fit qt at a con

Speaking of which bn senpai do you attend cons?

>go body weight squat :(
TOP KEK. Unless you do hundreds of reps, not gonna be enough and even then, not optimal.

>WAHH WAHH, STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE
faggot

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>can't detect sarcasm

s-sHUT UP