/cgl/ here, serious question. Assuming some of your are into Anime from seeing some threads, and I occasionally see some of you pop in on /cgl/;
>how do I get a Veeky Forums husbando? (who is willing to cosplay my 2d husbandos)
I'm a solid 6/10 and I've had loads of guys ask me on dates and stuff but never any qts who are into more than just basic anime How do I approach a Veeky Forumsizen at a con and how do I know if he's into me? I don't want to bug them if they aren't interested. I just want a qt bf that can lift me on his shoulders for fun in our paired up costumes, don't even care if he's super big just average
>What are some ways to win your heart over?
>What's generally your type?
>What are some things you look for in somebody?
>What makes you completely NOT want to be with said person?
>Would you be willing to cosplay for your SO if they dressed up as somebody you liked?
>Do you consider protein as an acceptable holiday gift?
Brandon Davis
>I'm a solid 6/10
I just rejected you. Even if you're on the 5 is average scale, 6 is too low.
I might fuck you, but I'd never be seen with you romantically.
Isaiah Reyes
Find the meme hoodie, it's the most subtle signal you can send.
Also: >What are some ways to win your heart over? Give me good and frequent head
>What's generally your type? Girls who give me good and frequent head
>What are some things you look for in somebody? Ability to give good head
>What makes you completely NOT want to be with said person? Them not giving me good, frequent head
>Would you be willing to cosplay for your SO if they dressed up as somebody you liked? Yes so long as they blew me in costume (I could also be in costume, if they wanted)
>Do you consider protein as an acceptable holiday gift? Yes. Also good head
Angel Rodriguez
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John Ross
, see I guess both guys and girls are the same
Tyler Morgan
Well I am going to a con next weekend and consider myself Veeky Forums enough.
>What are some ways to win your heart over? Men are easy, if you are attractive enough, they are interested. Hell don't even need to be THAT attractive for most men, just don't be fat >What's generally your type? Anyone who isn't fat. Don't care about race/height/boob size really. >What are some things you look for in somebody? Attraction first and foremost, but in a long term relationship, compatibility. >What makes you completely NOT want to be with said person? Terrible personality. Just don't be a cunt. >Would you be willing to cosplay for your SO if they dressed up as somebody you liked? definitely >Do you consider protein as an acceptable holiday gift? It's alright, I already get it in BULK so not my ideal gift desu.
Like I said, men are easy know within 5 seconds if they interested in you. Feel free to be blunt and ask them if they want to do something or just strike up a conversation with them.
Luis Jones
user do you perhaps, by chance, like head?
Jayden Ross
Be like muh anime grills
Aren't there usually a few jacked guys at cons?
Jeremiah Ward
>tfw no gf
Jack Taylor
I'm a pretty big fan, yes
Aaron White
>people who like blowjobs generally think highly of themselves
I guess you can say you've got a swelled head
Connor Richardson
90% sure you're fat, in which case, you're a lost cause.
>What are some ways to win your heart over? Be attractive and feminine. Attractiveness, in order of importance: 1. Not fat 2. Nice face 3. Ass, tits, legs, waist, overall figure
>What's generally your type? Skinny to fit (not muscular) chicks. Submissive.
>What are some things you look for in somebody? This is the same fucking question.
>What makes you completely NOT want to be with said person? Fat.
>Would you be willing to cosplay for your SO if they dressed up as somebody you liked? Sure. I have a nice body, I like having excuses to show it off.
>Do you consider protein as an acceptable holiday gift? Sure.
Xavier Robinson
are you fat?
Anthony Morgan
die
Asher Adams
>tfw no qt nip will look at you with those eyes
why even live?
Cooper Parker
Don't see how a guy we don't know how he looks, and a fat landwhale are the same?
Jeremiah White
go to a gym
also post body
Landon Parker
>>What are some ways to win your heart over? >>What's generally your type? breathing, not completely ugly, has one interest >>What are some things you look for in somebody? booty and politeness >>What makes you completely NOT want to be with said person? rude >>Would you be willing to cosplay for your SO if they dressed up as somebody you liked? yea but im not really into cosplay >>Do you consider protein as an acceptable holiday gift? yeah
Jordan Perez
>tfw had a korean qt look at me like that >rejected her because she was way too clingy and I was 18 and stupid Fucking an Azn qt is still on my bucket list
Jonathan Wood
you arent worthy of us you think we put all this effort in to give ourselves to the first flabby weeb who's never been inside a gym tbat we see?
Michael Lopez
>>What are some ways to win your heart over? desu i love when girls are a little clingy when we're together, and very giggly/funny. also: i love women who can give great anime/vidya recommendations. ideal way to ask someone like me out is "have you seen (X) anime? it's awesome, come watch it with me!" >>What's generally your type? dorky chicks tbqh. frizzy hair and glasses are super cute, but other than that generally in shape women are rather attractive, generally. i usually prefer shorter girls (4'8''-5'6''), but the girls i've fallen hardest for were 5'7+. idk what that means, if anything. i just know i like to manhandle and dominate women in bed >>What are some things you look for in somebody? sense of humor, goals, political/social awareness, artistic women are amazing but in my experience are super super slutty/likely to cheat >>What makes you completely NOT want to be with said person? i wouldn't call myself a prude, and i try not to judge people, but i could never be with a woman who goes to cons mostly naked or sends nudes/amateur porn around willy nilly. i'd fuck her, and maybe even be fuck buddies, but i just can't see myself getting emotionally attached to a woman i know will regularly be borderline nude in public >>Would you be willing to cosplay for your SO if they dressed up as somebody you liked? hell yeah, especially if there's steamy cosplay sex after in the hotel room >>Do you consider protein as an acceptable holiday gift? only if it comes in the form of a home cooked meal. women who cook are immediately more likable and attractive
Gabriel Hill
Post a pic of body, we'll see if you are 6/10.
Who knows, you could be judging yourself too harshly.
Juan Turner
Oh shit, why you dont kys user?
Isaiah Fisher
Asian girls are a meme 2bh. They've been elevated almost purely because of the number of fucking losers who can't get an actual white girl.
Thomas Gutierrez
6/10, gtfo.
If you were an exam, you would be a failing grade.
Angel Foster
This pretty much. And if you smoke get out.
Carson Hernandez
Muslims just killed reviewbrah wtf
Aaron Wilson
who did this lmao
Christian Cooper
be a virgin dont smoke know how to cook
thats what im looking for anyway
Jonathan Diaz
>Oh shit, why you dont kys user? Because life is good, user
Yeah I guess. Still, when an Asian girl actually is a 7/10 or higher it gets me diamonds
Isaac Cox
a bit chub but otherwise not fat, I wouldn't cosplay if I was big, I'd be too embarressed about my body otherwise
>tfw always say 6 because low self esteem but if I say anything higher than that people will call me prude
Justin King
include me in screenshot
Carson Miller
you'd look like a boy if it weren't for the fat thighs. girl pls, just go look for desperate guys at cons, they're a dime a dozen
Dylan Gomez
>No face
Hunter Collins
Fair enough - without seeing face, I'd already say you're an 8 or 9. Also,
LONDON O N D O N
Daniel Powell
kek'd 10/10 however cgl is mostly lolitas who are going to shit on the thread, seems like there are nicer fit bros than gulls who can actually take a joke
Thomas Torres
easily a 7. maybe an 8-8.5 if your face is nice. tbqh you could probably just walk up to a Veeky Forums dude and make him spill spaghetti
Noah Perry
You should go to the gym and squat heavy. Grow a strong butt/core
Mason Wright
why would you specifically ask for Veeky Forums guys when you are a beyond average high fat woman? just go for normal guys. i don't see how asking guys who like fitness and/or curves would go for you
Aaron Long
this
Joshua Perry
will you dress up as my hentaifu?
Justin Myers
am I wrong or wouldn't a lot of the fit guys at anime cons be tfwnogf types, just like how there's so many on here?
Matthew Baker
>meanwhile 30 other anons furiously masturbate to the thought of OP wanting them
Kevin Morgan
i am 28
is that too old for cons?
Matthew Sanders
Don't be a casual and don't come off as a casual Any guy at a con who actually likes being at a con is more than willing to cosplay for you, we just too lazy to drop time and cash on the stuff.
James Sanchez
Cute body desu. At least a 7 depending on hips/ass.
>Veeky Forums people never date normies Haha faggot
Samuel Johnson
E D M O N T O N D M O N T O N
Andrew Young
>you look like a boy
that's actually a complement I crossplay
>tfw moms genetics give you big thighs ;_; Cons commin up in a month, how many squats should I do a day to get somewhat ok butt/thighs?
Hell yeah! The dream is to one day lose my sweet cherry in cosplay, doesn't matter what, I'll cosplay whichever waifu you want hentai or not, as long as you dress up as my husbando
Isaiah Price
ill be your husbando user, pic related its me
Kayden Williams
>how many squats should I do a day to get somewhat ok butt/thighs?
oh no
>Hell yeah! The dream is to one day lose my sweet cherry in cosplay, doesn't matter what, I'll cosplay whichever waifu you want hentai or not, as long as you dress up as my husbando
this is bait
Oliver Robinson
what kind of husbando we talking about? also which cons do you go to ?
Ayden Ortiz
>tfw addicted to suck cock but not Veeky Forums bf
Logan Parker
Are you guy or grill?
Wyatt Thomas
>fine a swole cosplay guy >give him your phone number >get him to take you on date and pick you up >on the way home from date suck his dick >then present him with vagina to fugg
begone "woman" stop triggering the anons here
Leo Lewis
>resident black trip tells off attention whore
i-i dont know who to support
Colton Reed
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Elijah Howard
Oh, so this is a trap thread?
Asher Garcia
>What are some ways to win your heart over? Be pic related >What's generally your type? Pic related >What are some things you look for in somebody? good sense of humor and trustable as well as having a fit body like pic related >What makes you completely NOT want to be with said person? fat, shithead, unlike pic related >Would you be willing to cosplay for your SO if they dressed up as somebody you liked? maybe if you were pic related but you don't want that from me >Do you consider protein as an acceptable holiday gift? i already get a lot by drinking the semen I expunge to pic related
Easton Watson
nice to know there are low standards here. glad you don't have to be a stacy for people to find your boy body a 7-9/10 kek. where do i post pics for fit guys to buy and give me attention? this shit seems easy
Parker Russell
Are you fucking kidding me? She's skinnyfat as shit. Ass is completely flat and flabby. Thighs are sausage rolls.
Camden Gutierrez
t. jealous fatass
post your cottage cheese ass so i can bully you
Gavin Martin
i thought the same. i hate when average skinny fat girls with no curves think doing body weight squats will get them a butt in a couple of weeks.
then again it seems like Veeky Forums faps to anything that moves so their standards are low. idk how you can call this a 10/10 when there are so many op pictures for threads right now that are legit 10/10's
Nathan Ortiz
>that's actually a complement I crossplay Degenerate fuck. Haram.
Tyler Davis
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Cameron Fisher
Y'all are fucking sad. That's a 5 or 6 at best without face. Flat ass, thighs only thick because of fat. Huge gut and waist bulge.
Ryan Sanders
nope, I'd just recommend doing cosplays to your age/bodytype.
Aaron Lewis
>t. virgin
Gavin Powell
>pic related
my bad didn't mean to offend, I'll just work my sausage-y butt off until the next con in January
Husbando applications still open tho
Nah bro, I meet loads of cosplayers ranging from 15-35 at cons age wise (I'm 22)
Nolan Lee
I'm lifting for a cosplay gf, so I bet there's quite a lot like me around here
Robert Jackson
i would like to apply
pic related
Jacob Nguyen
HOW DO I GROW MY BICEPS TO BE FUCKING HUGE.
all around aesthetic is cool and all but when cosplaying its about the only thing that really stands out. i kinda just work them out for 10 minutes after every workout (3 times a week) and it is clearly not enough since they lag far behind my triceps.
do i just do reps before sleeping every day?
Colton Turner
Bully me then. While you're at it give me tips to stop being dyel
Kevin Hughes
Pretty sure the only virgins are the ones drooling over every flabby average girl that posts pics of herself here.
Mason Cox
Normally I wouldn't respond to these threads but the last question made me laugh. +1
Jayden Wright
Mirin tiddies you fucking gook
Henry Rogers
>no legs >skin tight pants designed to stop butt from flabbing >literally poking out butt sucking in stomach pose
relaxed thong pics or get the fuck out you normie
Justin Parker
Veeky Forums dudes in general are super weeby, even in real life chads, just be cute l guess ?
Jacob Martinez
sorry im not that much of a thot. it's a pretty relaxed pose besides putting my leg back and having minor lordosis.
where are my tips tho?
Nathaniel Bennett
I'll be honest, I don't like a big ass, at all. I'd rather zero ass than giant ass.
Also like other anons have said, as long as a girl isn't fat, that's a plus.
Parker Long
Squat on my dick x F
Michael Gray
try mercy 30s faggot
>ratchet nigress hair >what is quads >astronaut pajamas
pls go DYEL there is no way to save you
im gonna fuck you and big cums in pussy like chinese in buffet SLURP ZOZZLE TRIPLE PENETRATE
Juan Howard
support the one who makes sense and isn't average looking
your problem is that you aren't willing to give up the cookie and want a man to beta himself to you and commit to your fucking absurd fantasy before you have "le perfect first sex", your first sex will suck no matter how much you hype it up, just bend the fuck over, pull down panstu and take the pounding
Eli Anderson
Your body is definitely 6/10, now idk for face
>would still bang
Lincoln Wood
>posts pics of butt on internet >claims not be a thot
your tips are to stop lying and being insecure that your ass is sux while claiming it is GOAT
THOT
Grayson Powell
>no tits oh well nevermind then
Noah Gutierrez
just find a weeb twink with a personality you like, and get him to train for one year. That'll give him ottermode and women lack the aesthetic sense to prefer anything else.
Nolan Kelly
> as long as a girl isn't fat, that's a plus this girl is skinnyfat as fuck though...
Samuel Smith
i literally asked how to not be dyel. just wanted to show some sort of proof that im not 'an jealous fattie xd' i guess ill go drink some fit tea and go body weight squat :(
William Morgan
fuck you must be thirsty
Nathan Nelson
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Joshua Nguyen
L O N D O N O N D O N
Lincoln Jenkins
Does OP think this is too big? Nerdy tho
Dominic Rogers
kek
Angel Parker
your ass isn't bad but i'm not a normie Veeky Forums so lying and telling me you have lordosis is a classic misdirection
>let me be fake humle >while I slip in this lie here
you have the potential to be an internet star but what is that really worth?
your views will come from the desperate type of men you wish to avoid IRL, so translating your e-success to IRL will stop at monetary for views/ads etc, if you want to impress an actual lifter go squat heavy atg, do stiff leg deadlifts, and donkey kicks, and thong pics for me and my user bros as actual appreciation for helping your thot ass out.
Jaxon Green
Not into traps user?
Sorry but did you take this pic in a dressing room? What store is this?
did you really think I was serious saying that? >lose my sweet cherry c'mon senpai
In all honesty though I just really want an average fit guy to hold hands in a cosplay with characters we both mutually like I just happen to like well toned muscle and wanted to know how to approach a fit qt at a con
Speaking of which bn senpai do you attend cons?
Adam Smith
>go body weight squat :( TOP KEK. Unless you do hundreds of reps, not gonna be enough and even then, not optimal.