About to have sex with a girl in a few hours

lightly tap your penis with a knife
your body will think it has been pierced, and rush blood there in order to aid the healing process

Let me correct you there buddy, looks like you will NOT be having sex in a few hours, sorry mate.

second this

If you get a little bit of blood just a little prick, it works better.

I heard l-arginine and yohimbine is supposed to give you a boner.

Also this picture I have claims to be a "natural viagra". No information on dosage, etc.

Honest question, are you properly hydrated?

Improper hydration is an express ticket to ED

>when you cut yourself, your body sends blood to heal it
BRB, going to cut myself all over to improve vascularity pump

NO explode plus cardio a couple hours before

and then your body thinks it's bleeding so it produces more blood

Then I put the blood back into my veins (doping).

Fuck weights, I'm just gonna be a cutter and a vampire. Middle school cliques were right all along.

Just tape a Popsicle stick to your limp dick and fuck her.

This

And just be confident :)

>look at your penis with one eye and stare at her with the other

lol

nofap + kegels + cardio

>cut yourself
>body thinks it's bleeding
>thinks

Has NO Explode given you any boners?

...

>Eating her out

But vaginas are fucking groce I don't wanna lick those things

>cut yourself
no you fucking idiot you just make your body think it's been cut
I thought this board knew all about body confusion

True, muscle confusion is extremely important to improving your lifts. My favorite is squatting in the curl rack for maximum muscle confusion.

>I thought this board knew all about body confusion
We do

I for one confuse my body regularly.

On legs day, I warm up and prepare like I was doing my arms. I go to the free weights, and even do a few reps at low weight. I get the heavy weight ready, then at the last minute sprint to the squat racks.

my body never knows whats happening

Matt Kroc discovered the ultimate muscle confusion. Tricking his body into thinking he's a woman is going to cause him to push through the ultimate plateau.

I swear they sold hard dick pills in liquor stores and adult porn stores.

Yep. It promotes blood flow

That shit is mostly just horned goat weed and l-arginine. Doubt any of them really work

i took a couple of these once and had a boner for 3 hours later that evening

Holy fuck my mind is blown. I started sucking dicks to try and apply muscle confusion principles to getting more sex from females but it hasn't worked yet.

lol that's because your body still thinks it's not gay
you gotta get rammed in order to make it really question itself

Do you have a bicycle air pump? Poke a hole in your penis and pump air into your penis. Put a bandaid on the hole. Now you can fuck for hours.

Ain't nothing wrong with viagra.

water load

Gotta start taking estrogen shots as well.

no you gotta shoot soy milk into the veins
cuz it's like estrogen but it's not estrogen, so the body is confused and thus produced more testosterone

Lololoolllol

Need this added to the sticky guys good stuff in this thread

>tranny surprise
>I doubt that
Pin chinese bathtub testosterone into your ass

OP here

Did not have sex

Consciously considering suicide

I took this gas station boner pill once my black friend wouldn't shut up about. It was one blue pill and all black packaging (think it was called black panther? idk). Anyways, the packaging said not to take more than one within 48 hours or some shit. It only cost like $10 so I was like fuck it.

Shit kicked in within an hour. Made my flaccid dick HUGE for like 3 days. Boners were rock solid and definitely a little bit bigger. At $10 a pill, I eventually stopped buying them. I also was getting diminishing returns. Now I just do nofap, watch my caffeine intake, and take creatine and citrulline malate. Boners aren't rock solid like they used to be, but they get the job done.

What happened man?

How old are you?

Do it.

If you wanna be a whiny bitch, do it.

Or:
>workout
>eat healthy
>sleep well
>stop watching porn

If that doesn't work, go see a fucking doctor, don't ask for medical solutions on a Mongolian Basket Weaving forum

>made out for like a fucking hour
>dick a tiny bit hard
>goes flaccid the second I stop kissing her
>start fingering her
>interchange between fingering and eating her out
>nothing.jpg
>dick doing the same as before
>start rubbing it on her pussy as I go back to making out to try and make it hard
>stillnothing.png

Is this the natty limit?

She probably feels just as bad as you if it makes you feel any better, not being able to get a males dick hard is pretty hard on a woman's psyche or she just went to chads either way have pics of her?

22, but suffer from low T. Currently taking meds for it but I get the occasional test crash symptoms.

PIED nigga

alot of males have it

You're not a real man. Try getting hard watching gay porn, maybe you're just a faggot

Why didn't you make her give you head or give you a hand job?

l arginine or AKKG helped me till cardio fixed my dick

Have sex with someone you love and who loves you. That works for me. Maybe not be a sinful heathen.

I've eaten an entire watermelon in one sitting before and I didn't get no boner. I just felt really full.

You got a hearty chuckle out of me.

L-Arginine helps immensely but takes a day or two to work
also zinc deficiency is bad

I think you should go read a book or something dude

aw bro

Some advice from personal experience:
making out does absolutely nothing for me in terms of getting hard - if you're making out in order to wait for you to get hard then obviously its not going to happen - instead you should take control of the situation and throw her around a bit, start fingering her from behind and pulling her hair or something. Doing what YOU want to do to her will get you going.