*starts working out directly in front of you*

*starts working out directly in front of you*

Is this the natty limit?

>go up to her
>punch her and she ragdolls
>go back to working out while a pack of blacks violate her unconscious body
>no fucks given

This is the kind of average girl I wish I slept with in college

...

>finish sets looking at anything but her
>move to farthest available equipment
Y-you too

>excuse me sir I didn't dress like this so YOU could look at me

Move bitch. I can't see myself in the mirror.

I hate when this happens. Last thing I want is to be some autist who creepstares. Usually I end up just looking down or browsing my phone between sets.

What do you brahs do?

Sometimes i'll give her a smile and they almost always smile back, but i never take it to the next level and talk to her because too much autismo

More like you're autistic

That's kinda what he said, isn't it?

If they do a legitimate exercise, I'll watch their form to take notes (both of them and their form) and then move onto my own exercise routine after the short pause. I'll look their way sometimes to see what else they are doing, mostly to see who else starts hovering around them. It's a funny thing to see sometimes.

Happened yesterday
>2 incredibly good looking fit girls
>I'm good at hitting on girls in the clubs but no idea what to do in the gym
>if we're about the use same equipment i have no problem making small talk and joking around
>but 90% of time is avoiding looking too much so i dont seem desperate
>proceed to overthink what amount of looking is alpha and what is creepy
>rest time between sets feels like eternity

Like no matter how confident or comfortable i am it always seems like these gym situations wake up some sort of social anxiety

they know what theyre doing right?

Lately I've just said fuck it and openly stared at them. There's a clear difference between girls who are exercising and girls who get some weird rush out of teasing guys. If they're the latter I'll give them the attention they're so desperate for and give myself a test boost. Win-win.

Every fucking time. This one girl always does yoga, of all things, next to the power rack i'm using. She's got notits, but the biggest ass in the world.

There's a designated area for yoga, harlot. Why do you do this to me.

>sweats profusely

What is her name again?

learn 2 reverse image search

This. Bonus points if you can creep them out. If they start getting loud or ask why you are staring, just say
>you have nice cans
and lick your lips.

But what if they're with another guy?

i was legit asking a question

>stare at ground and avoid any confrontation

fucking kekekekeke

*weights become a little lighter*
Thanks for the test boost babe.

Ah, I remember fapping to her in, like, 2010

*brrrraps in your general direction*

>complains about getting called a slut on ABC News
>continues to post slutty pictures

I chuckled imagining this really happening good show sir

Great body.

Histrionic though. Never.

...

to be fair that was when she was a teenager

>world's longest pause between reps.
>notices grill and hurries up.
>half squat at the end.
What a fag.

proceed as usual
tons of hots women will say they have bfs regardless of if thats true

Damn, she's pretty cute though.

Last rep seemed a little high, bro.

>record yourself squatting
>you're not even doing 3pl8

for what purpose

self form check

Filename suggests he got it from some other user.
Probably recognized it as good (You) material.

not that other guy, but if someones gonna film a form check, they're gonna wanna do it from the side, not a million miles away behind you.

She became less attractive when she reached her 20s.

>give her a smile and they almost always smile back
What wouldnt I give to do that. I always just look away like and autist and tell myself I'll hold eye contact longer and smile but I'm always caught by surprise

*BRAAAAAAAAAPPPP*

>those are the people giving you advice

>implying i didn't
Cunt, she is a spic and all the websites are in Spanish.
Next time instead of saying "look it up" why don't you blow it out your ass.

Nobody likes a rude asshole.

lol

this is definately true, so sad

Ask her out

OHHH im not supposed to relate to this feel :((((
is there a cure for this kind of autism?

I thought the same thing.

this is an excellent method of banning yourself from your favorite gyms tbf

what is her name?

Blow it out your ass.

Jokes on you OP, i am immune to this, because i go even further and have to wrassle qt's in Judo in akward positions on the floor
>mfw get paired with the 18 year old qt
>she has an athletic slim top
>but a thick stocky lower half
>pale, with pink lips blue eyes
>she throws good actually, explosive
>haha time for ground work
>pull her into guard
>she is breathing warm on my face
>can smell her skin
>a bead of sweat drops of her cheek onto my face

Mere girls in tights at the gym cannot affect me.

>>pale, with pink lips blue eyes
this is how i know you dont get laid

Not for 6 months no, but I don't get your logic.

>tfw have done this on multiple occasions

>rapes and impregnates profusely

Dubs of autism

She's a borderline midget.
Implying i'm into polluting my aryan 190cm genetics

just slap that booty and run away

no "qt" (LMAO how fucking creepy you have to be to even use that word) girls do martial arts, especially some fedora tipping chinese shit, just stop posting you fat fuck

Holy shit are you for real? And is this your first day on Veeky Forums or something? You might as well say cute girls do not lift, are you retarded? Also Judo is from Japan idiot.

Jesus Christ that's Haley Joel Osment

No you just learn to live with it. I would do the exact same thing everytime but I still manage to get laid occasionally so who really cares...

>>no fucks given
Except by the blacks

There's an 8/10 chick that wears a midriff revealing top and skin tight leggings all the time, we go to the gym at roughly the same hours and she sometimes works out super close to me. Last Friday she was doing dumbbell chest flyes and I sat down to do skullcrushers on the bench right next to her even though there were like 6 other ones open. Fuckin' showed her.

talk to her, flex a 'cep then create a mirin thread on Veeky Forums while she's reporting me to management

>nobody posting her thong twerk webm

Shameful.

Pleb
Another one

Don't get it

Fuck, mixed up the post #'s

Pic is Rena Kubota, another example of a cute girl who is a legit kickboxer/MMA fighter.

>blacks

Brown. They're brown you blind retarded fucking idiot.

Looks like shes taking a small break before going the other way nothing to see here

That is most likely her beta orbiter, very few couples actually workout together and it is pretty obvious if they are dating.

*sniffs furiously*

I'd have a raging boner before even touching so this would be hard for me

average? whats the fucking kind of college you were in?

yes but anyone who doesn't think of that before setting up their camera is too stupid to remember being told which way to place the camera

>Went to gym on my own for a long time
>started going with crush when she saw changes in me
>we just lifted together for a long time
>Then she got married
>we still workout together
>deal with it with whiskey and self harm

omg you mean she didn't cringe and leave the gym immediately after you got there? she totally wants your dick bro.

Someone analyze this. Tell me about the user, why does he look autistic, in terms of body(face is obvious)? There's something with this general aura, and I feel I might have it too. How to avoid? Is it his walk? His unbalanced physique?

its angie varona and shes a cuban living in florida i believe.

form depth, IMPROVING your squat? Noticing which component is the weakest

mostly the haircut and random unnecessary smile for me

It's the haircut.

>why does he look autistic

Because he is doing squats.

Honestly at this point if Angie started working out next to me I'd probably ask for an autograph and maybe try to get a pic with her.

>when a girl knows how to MAGA

HHHHHNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

Better to be autistic than illiterate.

>dumb bimbo votes for blumf

fucking white male

ARE YOU KIDDIN ME

it's always the awkward manual walk that gives the autism away

Oh for crying out loud, my hairline's bad enough as it is.
YOU'RE A WHITE MALE

YOU'RE A WHITE MALE

The way he tilts his head down as he walks. Reminds me of Jeb!

You're a white male

>unzips dick