Single Mother Stories

user raised by single mom here. Has anyone else here had similar experiences?

>10 years ago, in middle school, 7th grade
>want to get aesthetic for the grils so I do a lot of running, pushups, crunches, situps
>look up how to get a six pack on the Internet
>mom notices search history (thankfully I was extra careful about porn lel)
>tells me to not bother with any advice I read on the Internet because it's all from strangers, says she'll teach me how
>oh cool, my mom might know a secret trick
>she lies down on the floor, and does a situp, then 'explains' that it's what I should do, as if I had no idea what a situp was

>eighteen years old, about to go to the gym for the first time
>my mom pulls me aside and spends over an hour talking on and on about how one should "stretch for 5 minutes before doing any exercises"

>20 years old, start using creatine to boost gains
>mom tells me she notices I've been getting fat and to stay away from internet scams

>22 now, about to move out to live on my own, got a dumbbell set to work out when I'm bored at home to occupy myself instead of jerking off or something
>five minutes ago, mom told me that I shouldn't be using ones that are "too heavy" (they aren't), and that I should be using lighter weights
>wtf mom I'm not weak
>"no no user, I'm saying that you should be using lighter weights but do them more...because you shouldn't only care about building muscle, but getting toned!"

She's 50 years old. Should I refer her to this board? Pic related, strong resemblance

Share your stories here

>strong resemblance
I'd fuck your mom, user

Anons mom is hot

I'd lick your mom's arse user

pics of mom's pussy while she's sleeping?

She's skinnier than Lena with arguably better facial aesthetics

post pics of your fucking mom so I can jerk off turbo geek

I have had sex with two mums at the age of 19 kek

I dont want to get doxed

Your mom, despite using words like toned and shit, would probably be much more helpful if you were a woman who wanted to be thin. As a woman she has no idea how to build muscle or anything because she never had to.

I was actually expecting some nice incest greentext around the "she lies down on the floor" mark, but this is fucking dogshit blogposting

post pic of your mom OP you stupid piece of shit give me back my life

post em or gtfo for real

Raised by a single mom, never met my dad ,I thank god everyday for having her.
>tfw no dad

this
single moms are entirely useless at raising men
the earlier you start completely disregarding her opinions, the better you'll turn out

My mom's just happy that she didn't raise some sissy faggot.

god i want to fuck your mom

>"stretch for 5 minutes before doing any exercises"
Stretching isn't proven to prevent injury at all. What is proven to work is a warmup set with very low weight, then gradually work up to your max.

>Should I refer her to this board? Pic related, strong resemblance
refer her to my dick

She did a shitty job at explaining but basically told him to do a hypertrophy workout because it would do more for his aesthetics than a strength workout, which is valid. Also, the fact that you lack the mental fortitude to succeed in life is not your mothers fault. She raised you, but she's not responsible for the dumb ass ways you fail at life as an adult, regardless of what the other niceguys on a Mongolian pet spongerock aficionado website tell you.

pretty much. I actually expected some awful BPD narcissism shit going into this thread, but it turns out OP's mom is just trying to be helpful.

>>> reddit/r/incest

Nigger

OP here, I had to teach myself everything about most of the things I do in life, and in the process had to unlearn most of what she tried to teach me

Expected to bond with other Veeky Forumsbros over that but they just want to fap to her instead

I just realized my dad raised me terribly

>let me play as much video games as I want
>let me eat what ever I want (was fat)
>never taught me about women/dating (first gf broke up with me because I was a beta pushover, thought girls wanted a "nice guy")

My son doesn't have to lift weights, but better believe that little mofo is going to be physically active and I'll tell him to fuck bitches

I have a few friends that were raised without their dad in their lives. What they have done is make strong bonds with their male friends to get better at everything. Essentially ignoring most of their mums advice on guy stuff.
Do you have many bros?
Pic not related

but Lena is 10/10 face. post pic you fucking lier

Your mom is a broscience faggot and I guarantee you never made it because of her

Single mom here too but my expirience was pretty much the opposite.
> was fat as fatass from like age 10 to 14
> mom got really into fitness around that time
>started getting on my ass about eating healthy and losing weight
>she got me a gym membership and paid for a personal trainer
> she eventually married some swole guy she met at the gym
> based stepdad made me go to the gym with him at 5am and taught me his meme bro split routine with a fuckload of volume (pretty sure hes on gear lel)
>to this day when I come over mom cooks healthy meals and gives me extra protein powder/preworkout.

this

on the verge of having a kid, i don't want a kid right now, but I love my gf and most of all don't want my kid growing up without a strong father figure. How do you guys do it?

That pic just triggered the fuck outta me m8, wtf r u doing

What the fuck..was expecting some wincest at least.

>being mad at your mom for trying to help

Keep being an ungrateful shit

Don't have a kid if there's any fucking chance you won't be with this girl for the rest of your life. I grew up with divorced parents, and it was horrible. All they did was fucking fight over me, and never had even a semblance of a successful model relationship.

post pics you turbonigger

>Implying that you never wanked to your mum

wtf happened to those drill bits?

>All these busted drill bits

Babbys first woodworking project

There is absolutely no way to bend a 1/2'' drill bit in wood. It would bust out first

China happened.

>give me back my life
where do you think you are?

Raised by single dad. He taught me how to lift and how to be a man. I pity you fools

I understand breh, my mom almost freaked when I was just doing a lmao2pl8 diddly.

Momlets… when will they learn?

Lol she would probably freak if she saw me doing a 1pl8 squat. She's that bad