What are machoke's lifts

What are machoke's lifts

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is that in plates?

About 10 Jigglypoofz

>This Pokémon has so much strength, it can easily hold aloft a sumo wrestler on just one finger.

>It can lift a dump truck with one hand. Using that power, it helps people with heavy jobs.

That's with the power belt.

Machoke is my inspiration, bro.
I dream of being just like fucking Machoke.


Image how cool would be to have a gym, who is also a gym, with these fuckers spotting, helping people and shit.
instead we have indian people
fuck

One thing I never got about pokemon is the ones like machoke that appear to wear clothes
Are they all born with that belt? If I pulled it off, would they die?

since they're humanoid shaped, like some pokemon, it is customary to dress them with human clothes

It would be extremely painful.

Lmfao, 10/10.

Why is it that 9/10 of those sandniggers seem to have no concept of what a shower is either. They smell like absolute soot and shit, constantly. Can't be within a 5 foot radius of them.

When will they learn

>25% female

Are they traps or?

Kek he's a manlet
MANLET MASTER RACE

are those lines on his arms are stretchmarks?

i vaguely remember one of the pokedex entries saying something about his belt like it limits him from shreking people

4u

I knew it, they're fucking manlets

Stick with the powerlifter pokemon

"Since the average hieght of a machoke is 4'11" any machokes under that are not considered male." Pokemon Ruby

>people thank machoke is manlet at 4'11
>not gurdurr at fucking 3'11

Find a more swole Pokemon

Charizard is only 5'7''
Pokemon are all manlets

I always thought that Pokemon had a massive head.. turns out the bottom half is the torso. Suddenly it doesn't look as stupid

what about the master curl bro

Perfect

your mom

Those are the pl8s

>Wanting to be Machoke
>Not wanting to be Machamp
Silly limblet.

this

>155 lbs

stop pretending like there are manlet welterweights they couldn't knock you the fuck out.

If they can outlift you then they sure as can hit much harder too.

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>getting so butthurt about >tfw no trainer gf that you roid to the point you have an extra pair of arms

>Not wanting this.
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>4'11 70kg
a goddamn mini tank

he's a big guy

tfw getting back into lifting

I used to think machokes were female because of a feminine looking face so my machoke in silver always made me think of some big muscle mommy

Power belt doesn't count as natty

I don't think I should be posting here, but here we go.

I would probably

>be wild machop
>encounter trainer
>get beaten half to death with a lvl 32 bulbasaur
>mfw
>get's named Dave for some reason
>I'm to be the fighter main
>awww yisss
>go to gym
>find out trainer already has a hitmonlee
>fuck it, different skillset
>train arms for dat dere machoke evolution
>curlbro graveler hogs all the dumbbells
>do squats instead
>warm up with 315lbs easy
>looks at trainer. He's not impressed
>goes for 800lbs 1 rep max
>gets trapped under the bar
>fuckfuckfuck
>his Abra easily levitates the weight off me
>"lol too smart to lift"
psychics man

Would you a girl who was 4'11'', 155 lbs and could lift more than you?

kek somebody should do the "where do you work out? at the library" comic with machoke and an alakazam

4 you

What's his /rarecandy/ cycle?

It depends on bf%
if it's like 20% sure

I think machokes are 100% muscle or something though

Daily reminder that hitmon-mode is for fags

delivered

Enlarge the Alakazam's head and enlarge the Machoke's body

aa the person who requested, I appreciate the chuckle you gave me user

SHIIIIT

KEK'D

RIP MAKES ANOTHER VICTIM

They can't knock me out if they can't reach me

Is this achievable natty?

obviously no but I feel with steroids/some synthol you could achieve this, but I'm not sure if the chest is possible at all

The power belt actually limits his strength, genius.

>needing to trade to evolve
Machamps are definitely not natty.

MANLETS WE REALLY OUT HERE
LANKY FUCKS BTFO

about 10 miltank hordes a day, you want to make sure you have Pokerus and Macho Brace for max ev gains

Fuuuck im on around 30 days of /novidya/ and now I'm tempted to play fucking pokemon

Fucking nerd

>ywn jiggly her puffs
not gonna make it

check em

>6'11''
>1014 lbs

How do I achieve this mode

Probably does a lot of forearm exersizes

goddamn I can't say I wouldn't

Tons

oh fuck you

Ask for boogies program

>tfw SS+GOMAD

>Not swapping PTs to get the best routine and results.
Only stone evolutions are not natty.

12,000 calories a day and whine on twitter x F

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Good one

I'M FUCKIN ZYZZ BRAH