Why do you lift?

Why do you lift?

>because it's cathartic
>because i like being big and strong
>because i like improving myself and making progress
>so i can eat more
>so that good people instinctively respect/listen to me more, and insecure incels and tumblrinas instinctively hate/are jealous of me more
>to give myself the best chances of getting a gf like pic related

>yes
>yes
>yes, it also mitigates my borderline drinking problem.
>yes also see above
>this. People respect you more if your built I'm getting there
>I wasn't ready for this one.

>>so that good people instinctively respect/listen to me more
This sounds really nice and I can't wait for it to happen once I stop looking like a fat ass.

Start deadlifting and benching. Get built fat.
Then diet like your life depends on it.

I do all of those things, thank you though!

There are a lot of benefits to reap over time, this guy pretty much nails some of my favs but the main reason that I get up and get to the gym each time is that lifting while listening to music makes me feel like a god.

...what'd you say boss? I wasn't listening.

my dick is hard for that gif

To have the best chance of surviving demon encounters and convincing them to fight for me.

to be dylan

so that one day, if i ever get the chance to meet her in person, then for that brief moment when i pass through her consciousness as she looks up at me, instead of her instinctive thought being
>oh just another fan, w/e
she'll think
>damn, he's in good shape
even if she doesn't remember me or never thinks about me ever again (which of course she wouldn't) i want her to have that experience of me for just that moment at least

tsundere cop mired so hard she felt she had to arrest him

Sad cunt detected

I've got a "magatama" you can inject if you need help with that ;^)

for a cute russian gf

This

Because I want to be better than everyone around me.

I want to enter a room and feel mortal discomfort as a result of my presence.

what's going on there?

>meanwhile in Krasnoyarsk...

Beause I made a lot of enemies and keeping making new ones, there is always the looming threat of someone wanting to fuck me up. I have to or I might die

She's saving her grip for my dick

>She's saving her grip for my dick
that's nice but I'd really love to know...

>that guy
>making that face for a 2pl8 diddy
>needing to mix grip for a 2pl8 diddy
something isnt quite right here

I lift for women to want me.
I lift for men to respect me.

Don't forget the cheating stance

>Sweden

>"Wow, user, you muscles are so big, you gotta use steroids, teehee"
>"Nope, cant let you go now. You will have to go with me to the station."
>"Now, where did I put the handcuffs?"
>"Time for your urinal test, I will hold the cup, so just spray it all over me"
Kinky

to be ready for the next time

Its almost as if he was posing for a photoshot

Its working, I respect you.

So I can push ur mom off me after we fuk

For him

I feel depressed if I dont

I lift for women with this physique.

I just got cancer from looking at her face

What the fuck kind of water do the Danish drink?

Milk

Yeah don't look at her face bro

To attract qts dressed up as my favorite anime grills at cons and put my ponos into their vagooos.
>there's one this weekend @ my home town.
I wish I had a better cut but I think it's better to be a little bigger rather than too small.

No way is that ass 100% natural
Not with quads like that

She's got fat implants or something

To rule the wasteland when civilizations falls

to take the pain away

>not embracing it

Well you may say that but what he means is build up to strong weight without caring about appearance before you start cutting the fat so you don't lose much strength wise. It's not all about being chiseled when trying to appear strong