Who here /neet lifting/

1) Rich parents

2) Middle class parents who failed but keep their adult-child around because they know their adult-child would be homeless and the middle-class parents don't want to be looked at as failed parents by having brought up a homeless person

3) The NEET actually has an diagnosed mental disorder and the parents know it but are in denial and just avoid ever talking about it and keep the adult NEET happy by providing it with money and food

The reality is that most NEETs have mental disorders that go un-diagnosed.

Their single mothers give it to them because if they were strict with their child and made them take responsibility for their own life, she would lose the only thing she has.

If you fuck up grandiosely enough society doesn't want you to ever try again. Think of it like jail.

This m8, even my seasonal unemployment I used to have to go through in the winter would gets depressing after the first month with nothing to do and no direction for my life. At least as a wagie I have short and long term goals, one of which is owning a business of my own someday.

Not true for me.

I have successful parents and successful siblings. I was always wierd and not "right". My parents took me to see specialist and they said I would grow out of it and that I'm just doing what kids do. I never grew out of it. I'm 29 now, never had friends, never had a job, never felt like going out, I stay at home 99% of the time besides when I goto the gym. I can't drive because autism, can't use public transport because autism. Can't really talk to anybody other than my parents because autism. Had to drop out of high-school because I was too dumb to complete it.

I'm turning 30 this year, and I'm currently in the "process" of getting clinically diagnosed with autism and potentially a learning disability once my IQ test results come back.

My life is what happens when you don't get your kids properly assessed and the necessary help/services at a young age.

My parents feel terrible for me and NEVER nag me or give me shit anymore, in-fact they feel so bad about what happened that they'll be buying me a house and giving me more inheritance money because I'm at a huge disadvantage compared to my siblings.

at least you're honest enough to admit it and aren't contributing to the irritating shitposting like in the op. 30 isn't that old, you can still find your 'niche',

right, but it also gives you a routine, order, financial security and a sense of purpose. Like, there's a reason for you to rise in the morning.
i didnt like my job from last summer, but at least i had order in my life and was more disciplined. sure i can fill my days with learning random stuff, but it's really much more difficult if there's literally nothing pushing you to do so

How do I become a successful NEET?

>digest while masturbating to traps

Y-yea guys only neets do this am I r-right?

get some rich parents lol

>wake up
>breakfast
>study
>work out at home
>relax a bit + protein shake
>shower
>work
>go home
>eat again
>work out at gym and study during cardio
>come home
>shower
>cuddle with GF, listen to music, and talk about random shit until sleep
>repeat

Sometimes I get to see friends at the gym. RIP to my incredibly short lived social life.

I feel you mate, I was diagnosed with Asperger at age of 17 (now 24) and it helped me so much in life just knowing what my disorder was. Got a job, got a car and moving out soon.

Life gets better breh

Another day, another haircut, right NeetFriend?

Someone please explain this hair cut neet meme to me, I noticed it recently.

>he didn't follow Uncle Remus' instructions

Never gonna make it

>mom keeps telling me to get a job

what the FUCK am I supposed to do?

Get a job

You're just a pussy, and an insult to people with actual disabilities

>wagie ragies trying to rationalzie their wageslave lifestyle

do you work?

Some NEET on /r9k/ made a thread about daily haircuts and it took off, voiding any chance of them being taken seriously.

Get a better mom.

This is completely retarded coping. Its hard believe anyone would convince themselves people want to work or enjoy working.

Ive been NEET for a couple months after quitting my job. Being NEET is fucking awesome if you dont have to worry about anything. The only time being NEET is bad is when think about finances or the fact you're a failure.

The act of being NEET is glorious

The consequences of being NEET are devastating

I wish I could go back to my old NEET life.
I kinda like going to class, but I miss playing video games and I haven't had a good night's sleep since college started.

>wake up
>go to mirror
>feelsgoodman

this is more believable than the shit OP tried to fantasize.

>tfw I like traps

It's this fucking website

neet threads should be limited to the shithole that r9k is.

>at no point is a book read
you have all the time in the world and you simply waste it

Naw wanna know the best NEET time
that time between getting a job and your first day
This is vacation, this is bliss, you no longer have to worry about finances but neither do you have any responsibilities yet.

>Tfw been skipping classs for the whole semester and just focus on working out and fitness instead
>Tfw wake up and go to bed whenever and permabulk

>aspergers
>real disorder

Pick one

Little neeties getting BTFO on Veeky Forums. Glad to see people here don't roll over like on the beta boards

>tfw currently NEET but sitting on a decent amount of money I've saved up
>looking for work, nothing's really coming of it
>thinking about going back into school to get my teaching certificate

All I have to look forward to each day is going to the gym.