Be me, not you

>be me, not you
>6ft, 210lbs @12%bf
>FACE, FRAME, and (manlet cut off) HEIGHT
>blue eyes, blonde hair
>going to a bookstore after work today
>gotta find the most liberal looking employee
>shouldn't be hard, I live in Massachusetts
>"Excuse me, do you carry Mein Kampf?"

How should I handle the ensuing shit storm?

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>Answer my question
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inb4, REEE go back to /pol/!!
>I don't like it there, too many betas

Hahahaha I'm gonna find a book store to do this as well

Be based and record their reaction

Don't forget to shave your head before going to the book store pls

begone betacuck we only fuck women here.

Unless they are fat, which in that case, they deserve a holocaust, I agree

No my hair is too pretty!

Although I will go to my barber and have her trim up my fashy cut :3

>Excuse me, do you carry Mein Kampf?
>Yes, I'll find a copy for you now sir
or
>Sorry I'm afraid not. Would you like me to order it for you?

There would be no shitstorm, you're in a library, it's just a fucking book. History students probably ask for it all the time. Would you really do that just to see if you can get a reaction? Why don't you move all the Bibles to the fiction section while you're at it?

> blue eyes
>blonde hair

NORDKUCK/10

Post a pic of yourself.
I bet you don't look anything like you described.

Mein Kampf isn't a book that shows you're a man of traditional values. It's an insight into the thought process of a powerful man who committed heinous atoricties. It's not a surprising book to ask for, especially in the context of a book store, where people look for things to learn from. Also, if you think you're going to illicit a strong response at all from a retail book store employee you're mistaken. Idk seems like an unremarkable plan desu.

>be OP
>walk into bookstore with this autistic plan
>knees weak arms are heavy
>walk up to employee with a stupid grin
>"heh heh, d-do y-you have m-mein Kampf!?"
>"....uhhhh yeah it's over here, reading it for school or something?"
>"umm well umm uhh nevermind sorry gotta go"

>>"Excuse me, do you carry Mein Kampf?"
>How should I handle the ensuing shit storm?
lol maybe if you're dressed with a nazi uniform you'll get some shit but asking for a book in a library? lol

The only book you're gonna get a "reaction" out of is probably Lolita

And? I read Woolf and Marx and Benjamin. Doesnt mean I agree with them. You have to read them in order to come to a conclusion. Think for yourself. Read everything, be critical.

This. Kek

Is this the autism strories thread or should I make my own?
I fucked up horribly last weekend and now girls are bullying me

Wow that's a lot of words to just say "I have severe crippling autism" OP.

read it, if you can.
but you might not like what you find

What are you talking about? Its in every fucking bookstore Ive ever been to

If you want to raise eyebrows among more well-read people, ask about

The protocols of the Elders of Zion
De Sade: Justine
Lautreamont: Songs of Maldoror
Junger: In Stahlgewittern (only in Germany and Austria)

If you want to pretend to be a patrician, Zettels Traum, Finnegans Wake

SPOT eats POOP and BARF while GETTING MAD BITCHES

You niggas underestimate the people's republic of Massachusetts

99% of book store employees and other retail cucks are SJW types.

Why don't you agree with Marx, faggot

Yeah, and all of them will assume you're reading it for school or out of curiousity. They're not going to get "triggered" because theyre not autistic faggots like you.

Also, mods do your job and ban this. OP is a fag, mods = gods, etc

I worded that poorly. People associate him with communism while his main work was on capitalism. You'd be surprised how few people are aware of this, even in liberal, progressive universities.

Or are you asking why im opposed to communism?
I witnessed the last years of a communist country my parents had to endure all of their lives. So naturally, I detest what it entails. Privileged idealistic children just want to be contrarian, and communism is in right now. Luckily most grow out of it

I've done this before. Walked into a hippie ass bookstore and asked for Submission by Michel Houllebecq. The nu-male behind the counter never heard of him so I just left.

Commies are uncultured swines.

What happened, user ?

Read the Philosophical and Economic Manuscripts, see what Marx has to say about crude communism - the same that was more or less present in Eastern Europe between WWII and 1989 - and then you can say that you are opposed to communism.

I'm from a former EE communist republic as well so I won't comment about the last sentences, I don't really care if they are true or false.

Will do, thanks.

I remember video of some autistic fedora tier fag doing that. He literally took all the bibles in some library and moved them to the fiction section. Fucking cuck i'd like to see him do that with Talmud or Quaran.

Nigga you gay

>blue eyes blonde hair

Doomed from the start

you are retarded

It's not that funny IRL; I did this in a book shop I knew for a fact had the book but just couldn't find it; the response was something like:
'We do yes, it's just this way...
'Studying for an exam?'
Me: 'No no, just interested in politics'
Them: 'Well, it's a very interesting book. Horrifying, but interesting'..

No one will give a fuck OP, Barnes and Noble carries it. My friend bought it and I bought a book on Nazi doctors. Both are interesting reads and I believe were in the history section together