Can some amerifats explain this shit?

I have friends that get together for the ppv's, for WrestleMania we had a huge bbq. It was great, we had a good time. I don't watch it like they do, but it's entertaining for the time being.

Stop your bitching, you sound like one those faggots that cries about people who watch anime, Vidya or that go out and get hammered on weekends

If you didn't grow up with it as a kid I can't imagine the lifestyle you had

Literally every kid around the world was into it

How often do boxers hit each other with chairs? How often do gymnasts flip onto folding tables?

>boxing or MMA in general? Fuck you.

>fight once every 3 months or longer
>fight lasts less than 5 minutes.
So athletic.

...

on what planet isn't eccentric muscle bound freaks slamming each other with ladders and diving off ladders not entertainment in it's purest form

wtf you think people watch it for?

>but wrasslin's FAKE

so is Breaking Bad

who cares about whether it's fake

Not an argument

This is a pretty good explanation desu

youtube.com/watch?v=VYvMOf3hsGA

WWE is definitely rehearsed, but if you're talking about the smaller level hardcore shit then yeah, that's realer

Maybe if you're from a white trash area. Not denying the guys are athletic. I remember watching it when I was in kindergarten and thinking it was really stupid and fake. It was way too over the top for me. I grew up in the time of Hulk Hogan and Macho Man and I thought it was absolutely ridiculous. Now days I can look back and laugh at it, but at the time I couldn't believe anyone could take it seriously. And that was my 5 year old brain.

>OP doesn't want to get piss drunk with his bros at a live WWE match

You're never going to make it, OP

this 10000x

>also LOL@ all the triggered Amerifats who can't handle the truth of how shitty and laughable their favorite ((((sport)))) is.

Seriously the atmosphere at a live WWE even is fucking unreal.
I've been to a superbowl, several huge scale gigs and the noise levels were nothing like the WWE crowd.

>the actual athletic ability that goes into it is astounding

Topkek, this has to be a troll.

Only a morbidly obese americunt who have never done a single workout in his entire life would think wrestling requires ANY FORM of "actual athletic ability"

I bet you think game of thrones is the best show ever. At least wrestling is supposed to be dumb. Don't bother saying "ugh I I I don't that other fake shit either! I'm a complete outlier who doesn't eat up poorly written fiction that everyone takes seriously!"

>le funny gif

>t. knows fuckall about the amount of work that goes into wrestling
Get out of your own ass and stop talking about things you know nothing about

m8 seriously look at youtube videos of the training they do

Wrestling is fucking stupid and I'm an American. They need little to no athletic ability because they are helped with every move by the person they "hit". Literally they are caught by the guy they land on/run into/jump into. I used to watch it in college because it was comically stupid and they would constantly fuck up. A lot of Americans that watch it think it's legitimately cool. I once snuck into my neighbors house after they were evicted and left a ton of shit in the house... Including probably 200 wrestling tapes in a closet with nothing else other than a vibrator... And they had all sons. The other family I knew of that was huge into wrestling had a child molesting dad and the kids were all mentally fucked up (retarded, the daughter who he messed was fine but weird, shes my age). So I expect that they're all just screwed up in the head and can't understand that it's not real.

Yeah I remember a bunch of retards talking about it every day in one of my high school classes... I'm not sure they believed the punching was real but they definitely believed the drama was real. I remember they actually thought Steve Austin was dead in some truck accident or something.

A lot of wrestling fans are also juggalos.

It's fun. Kills time.

>those retards chose to be hit with chairs and throw themselves around for a living
>RESPECT IT
Lmao, fucking retards.

Were you also wearing a fedora when you were 5, because this post is euphoric as fuck and you should kys

Sorry you couldn't realize fake fighting was fake when you were 5 and pic related wasn't the most ridiculous shit imaginable.

I'd say kill yourself but you probably don't have health insurance and eat 711 food all day so it would be a bit redundant.

>he chooses to get punched for a living
>he chooses to run for a living
>she chooses to do twirls with ribbons for a living
>they choose to row a fucking boat for a living
Just say it's not your cup of tea and move on, because all youre doing right now is fedora tipping and bragging on a chinese cartoon website about how smart you are compared to somebody else, and if serious you should reflect on and consider suicide

If you can't look back on Macho Man as an adult and realize how spectacular he was as a showman, you are a low test faggot and probably overweight

Yeah, but they actually fight, unlike wrestlers.

this isn't a troll. this is full blown stupidity.

>watching wrasling
>having friends who watch it

The only people I know who still watch this shit are girls and one fat dude. Men get together to watch football or boxing, not mandrama.

>throwing >250lb guys around in a way that is fairly safe and also looks authentic isn't impressive

have you ever touched a weight in your life?

Did you read my fucking post? I specifically said now days I can look back and laugh at it. As a kid I didn't understand that guy wasn't taking himself seriously and he was jacked up on steroids and coke 24/7, probably living the life. I still think the people that watch this shit seriously have mental issues.

To be fair, the other guy is usually doing at least half the work. And it's about as impressive as any stunt in a movie or whatever. Cool, but not impressive like actual competative sports are, especially fighting sports.

yeah the other guy jumps the same time he's being 'thrown'. The stuff they do, the falls, etc is impressive but so is stuff like circ du soleil, and you don't get 10k nascar fans screaming at it like it's a fucking jerry springer show. WWE is like a dramatized day time talk show, people that take it seriously are fucking morons end of story.

Yeah, that's what I was trying to say. Wrestling was okay when it had cool, macho characters like Austin, the Rock, Kane, Undertaker, etc. Now it's total garbage.

Braun Strowman made CT Fletcher look like a bitch. Look it up on the youtubes.

Professional wrestling in 2017 is far more athletic than it has ever been.

>whenhisheightstartswith5.gif

>Professional wrestling in 2017 is far more athletic than it has ever been.

Come on now. Aside from Braun, who was a strongman long before he was a wrestler, and a few other guys WWE is full of fat fucks and manlets.

They never do... because no one in a respectable sport watched by anyone but mongoloids would do that.

>respectable sport
youtube.com/watch?v=dld-tVGGYq4

>expecting anything else from beaners

This isn't what's supposed to happen in boxing. This is when boxing turns into WWE.

That's why wwe is fun though. You get stupid shit like that, without actual felonies occurring.

Except in WWE it's all scripted.

which is why I said it's not a felony

>no athletic ability required
I don't even watch this shit but come on. They throw each other around and do some sick jumps/falls. Plus they outlift you all anyway so who are you to judge athleticism

It's not fun because you know it's scripted.

Did Crispbenwaaah really kill his family or was it a work?

Yeah a 300lb guy falling from that far over and over does a ton of damage to the body. It's why they all get hooked on painkillers and die at 50. That and all the HGH and Coke they probably take for years doesn't help either.

So it's like watching cable porn then?

>SEETHING

ya finna pinheads SEETHING

Fun fact - that spot was an accident. Foley wasn't supposed to fall through the cage. It broke.

gain height
hit the weights
have sex

I think the sport is stupid as fuck and looks retarded but even I know it takes a lot of skill to pull off and still hurts. Obviously it's fake, they punch each other in the face and you've never once seen blood spilled lmao. Anyway it's actually harder to train to do this without hurting each other than it is to just go in there and wail on the other guy. They have to learn how to throw and tackle without injuries. Pile drive someone wrong and they get paralyzed... That's a lot of trust to put in your fellow performer.
The people I don't get are the ones who talk about the outcome like it isn't predetermined... Come on people. It's just for entertainment (not that I enjoy it or watch but whatever.).

youtube.com/watch?v=8C4lK41SX-Q

creme de la creme

I think this pretty much sums it up. It takes skill, but if you take the theatrics and drama seriously and yell at your television you are part of the low class bottom feeders of society.

>you will never reach Ultimate Warrior mode

I think the biggest reason why Hulk Hogan still lives is that he never took same amounts of steroids as these other freaks.

You really think he didn't?

I think he's still alive because he found a lot more of a career outside of wrestling and didn't fall into a depression like most of these guys do.

Yes. He never was as big as many others in the show. This image is from 1985. He absolutely did steroids, but I think he wasn't blasting and cruising like many others.

Of course drugs abuse is a contributing factor, but many of those 80's wrestlers have died due enlarged hearts including both Machoman and Ultimate Warrior.

Forgot to attach the image.

Yeah it's gotta be the job with one of the shortest life expectancies. It's living like a rock star combined with hurting yourself physically and taking steroids. even the women like Chyna die early.

Guess you're right I had this image in my mind of him but it's pretty damn exaggerated. He was never that lean from the looks of it.

I dont even know what youre trying to say with that gif

When you watch so much wrestling that an obvious eye roll is still too subtle.