How do I pick up girls from the gym? What is a universal method (that's context sensitive) to get their phone number, efficiently and smoothly? No obvious posts about confidence already know that part, looking for specific tactics and strategy.
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Just ask why is she so fat and why is she occupying space in the gym.
There are none. "pickup artists" are autists and it's all a load of bs. The only way you can pickup chicks at a place like the gym is "organically" if you just naturally strike up conversation with them and you two hit it off or (in my friend's case) she does something like ask you for a form check. If you need to be told how to get a chick then chances are you won't be successful. Observe others and learn to be naturally charming.
You're the reason chicks hate guys at the gym. You don't pick up girls at the gym, no one does.
Lol when i walk by fat girls I think "wow she is so fat" so loudly in my mind, I swear they can hear it.
Wow you fucking losers are so fucking cynical it makes me want to puke.
You can do it, you just need subtlety and tact.
Oh and like these anons said, nobody actually "picks up" chicks at the gym. Even good looking guys at the gym don't pick up chicks at the gym because that's just not the place to do that shit.
Faggot I am naturally charming amd confident I just want a tactic spelled out mechanically, like what specifically to do in the cardio room, what to do in the weight room, when and where in the gym do I strike up conversation. Understand?
>k
>its not the place
Why?
Amd by pick up, I mean number, then date, then sex.
Just because YOU can't do it, does not mean you have to rain on my parade.
>acknowledge the fact that the gym isn't the place to pickup chicks
>cynical
trying to pick up chicks at the gym is like trying to pick them up at the grocery store
>the fact that
>hurr i say fact for my opinion to give me authority
BS you cynical little manlet, it can be done.
If it happens, it's because it just happens. You don't pursue women at the gym attempting to "pick them up".
Example:
The other week at the gym, I was sitting by the front door putting on my shoes. The front door is the sliding type which has sensors that make the door slide open once someone walks under a sensor in front of it.
A girl walked in front of the door, but the door only opened a little bit, so she couldn't come in. I looked at her, she looked at me, then she looked up at the sensors, basically going wtf. After a couple of attempts, the door finally opened normally.
At that point, if you're the kind of person who can pull it off, you can say something "funny" like "hey, are you a vampire or something, LOL" and if you're good looking, she'd probably be open to converse a bit. I didn't, obviously, because I'm not an autistic fuck who tries to pick up girls at the gym.
>thinks there is a mechanical way/tactic to picking up chicks
>doesn't even know what would be an appropriate time to strike up conversation at the gym
>thinks it depends on which fucking part of the gym you're in
You're a fucking autist mate and you obviously lack the social experience to be "naturally charming".
>I mean number, then date, then sex.
Because life isn't a fucking movie where relationships are that simple. If you want a casual hookup then download tinder or are you too ugly for that?
>Just because YOU can't do it, does not mean you have to rain on my parade.
If you need to make a thread on Veeky Forums about it then evidently you can't do it either
>rain on my parade
lmao try not to cry, pal
"Hey, are you working out?" get it cause ur at the gym xD
>being so autistic that you take figures of speech literally
just flex a 'cep
>How do I pick up girls from the gym?
fucking autist you don't. People (you're not people, OP) go to the gym to train.
>context sensitive
>tactics and strategy
unfuck yourself, OP
>naturally charming and confident
>can't talk to girls without being given specific instructions and "tactics"
pick one
Lol why would you mention vampires you are autistic. The fact that you thought about vampires means you are autistic. And you did not say anything because you have NO BALLS little pussy.
And you are getting triggered by me saying pick up. You must be some fat tumblr girl.
I know I am smarter than you losers so I will give my own strategy since you yokels are so fucking useless.
1. Be attractive
2. Be in shape
3. Smile
4. Good eye contact
5. Build trust over time (2 weeks max)
6. Compliment her about her personality make up anything just don't make it about her appearance
7. Conversate in the lobby around other people, make sure those people see you two (mistakenly) as a couple and think you are good. This adds social pressure something 90% of women can not resist.
8. Talk about local restraunts. Find one that you both like. Ask her if she wants to go sometime.
Boom. 8 steps baby.
Proving you subhuman retards wrong all day.
Feels good to be superior.
Oh, one last thing. Stop spreading the idea that gyms are not hook up spots. If you were to shill and spread the idea that gym culture is about hooking up, it would help everyone.
>Lol why would you mention vampires you are autistic
Lol I will also respond in running sentences it's because vampires don't have mirror images thanks bye retard
You are a retard. They way I think is light years away from how I act. I both smart and in shape. Can not say the same for yourself, you porn addicted loser haha
Oh and don't call me mate you limey cunt
>Boom. 8 steps baby
That is way too much effort. I think I'll just stick with vidya, porn, and lifting.
>I both smart and in shape
Surely this is a troll, yes? Don't feed him, sage
Learn how to respond to my entire post, you bitter fool. I am superior to you, you useless bitch.
I used to think the gym wasn't a good place to pick up girls, but I've seen it happen A LOT of times. Most recent time:
>Monday night liftan
>Always crowded, but there are usually enough benches/weights to go around
>Lots of qt's doing leg machines in the adjacent corner
>Ignore them because the gym is for gains, not bitches
>Two 8/10 cardio bunnies wander to the free weight section
>Getting ready to do skull crushers
>One of the bunnies is trying to move a bench from the squat rack, and some kind of way bumps her ass into my crotch
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>She apologizes with embarrassment
>I, of course, spill spaghetti everywhere and only manage to mutter out "I-I'm okay"
>Finish my sets, all the while watching the two cardio bunnies' asses from the mirror while they do squatz
>Notice some dyel idiot making small talk with the bunnies
>Laugh to myself about how he doesn't stand a chance
>Five minutes later I see him whip out his phone as they exchange numbers
>mfw
And this wasn't the first time I've witnessed something like this. It seems like all the fit guys at my gym (myself included) are autistic as fuck, and the dyels who come in to lift wearing crocs and polo shirts get all the bitches. Makes no sense.
>this is how all the cool anons type
sage
No shit, This is a good thread though because I am triggering 4chans prime demographic: cynical, mostly negative, vidya game playn, fantasy thinking, porno jackin, losers.
Sheesh you fucking subhumans suck the life from real people like myself.
>people are actually falling for this shit tier bait
Slow relationship. Sorry bro, but unless you are beautiful, which I'm guessing you are average like me because you're asking this, there is no way to just slide in without being a creep. So just have little jets once in a while. If she's interested she'll start saying hi or trying to make eye contact. Sorry bro, there is no magic formula here. You just have to be yourself.
>No obvious posts about confidence already know that part, looking for specific tactics and strategy.
There are no other "specific tactics and strategy." Don't be cynical and just be yourself, don't over think it.
Dude, I am telling you, it is extremely possible. These nay sayers do not underage culture, and they do not know how to adapt. Gym hookups are the definition of normie activity.
I think I will stick to my fool proof strategy, although it is a little slow and you need patience for it. Still looking to speed things up.
Thanks for attesting to my statements and wisdom.
>stare her down in the mirror
>walk up to her and blurt out "you're really nice" every 5-10 minutes
>hover within 5 feet of her at all times so people think you're together
Good advice user
Only hit on girls who are social. If they aren't talking to anyone else, they don't want to talk to you.
The first 3-5 times you talk to them, don't try to get their number. Start off casually, and build up as a gym-acquaintance.
After at least 3 times, you'll be able to tell if she's at least friendly, if not outright flirty with you. Either way, ask for the number. If she's not retarded she'll either say she has a boyfriend, or give you the number.
Samefag. Get a life you pale weakling.
trips have spoken, /thread
sage
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>gyms are not hook up spots
They're really not though. Sure, it happens, but most girls don't go to the gym hoping to get hit on.
Just go to a bar or club like a normal person. It's really not that hard.
I am above average; but not 10/10.
Stfu retard i know more than you. I know to avoid relationships. It is about feeling good, having good time, sex and laughs. No long term especially from the gym.
Bitch i love strategy and i can act not according to what i feel and think which is fucking good.
Most of these posts have been absolutely useless negative cynical waste pits. Sheesh but these reactions are funny.
>Dude, I am telling you, it is extremely possible.
Yea, it's totally possible. I'm not even being sarcastic. Like I said in my post, I've seen it happen A LOT at my gym. I'm just way too autistic to pull something like that off.
Literally, the only times I've had success with a girl is if I have a mutual friend hook us up or something. I've NEVER had any success at approaching random girls because I'm way too self-conscious about it. This is despite me being fit and having had many females tell me I'm hot. I just cannot for the life of me keep my spaghetti under control when I talk to random women.
It's funny because women aren't really like us. As a guy, we can meet a hot (or even semi-hot) girl who's autistic and/or retarded, and we'd bone her without a second though. With women, it doesn't really matter how hot you are (most times), if you say some autistic shit, your chances are over.
Shit bait.
I said none of that.
L2 read you insecure manlet.
>It's another user doesn't understand social boundaries and body language episode
Faggot it is normal to hook up at the gym.
You fucking afterbirth substrate; just because you fucking suck does not mean other people, such as myself, cannot pull it off.
Since, I am attractive, I think I will let her give the first single, just to be cautious, and then I will strike up a convo and make her laugh.
Heh, you are a pathetic beta. Good luck in life, kid.
You seem upset
>gym hook ups are normal
>doesn't happen to this loser
>loser user gets upset and screeches
>REEEEEE GYM HOOK UPS CANT HAPPEN REEEE
Pssh you are so fucking beta it make me want to puke
OP is asking for a fucking walkthrough on how to hit on girls at the gym you silly faggot. Calm down.
trying way too hard
sage
>open thread in anticipation of the raging autism
>yup just as expected
>mfw I actually sort of agreed with OP until he started trying way too hard to be an obvious troll
Dammit.
9/10
I actually fell for some of this shit...
So much bullshit. MOST of the people that go to the gym, guys and gals, are there to socialize and/or social signal. All of the single ones, and most of the married ones, there to be social are happy to engage in the meat market game. If you get bad results, it's because you're ugly or autistic or unskilled, literally if you get any IOI then you should move on it if you're available, whether or not you're primarily there to work out.
Dude you can do it bro.
Just think like this-- she is probably more insecure than you are, so you are at an advantage amd it is why men are expected to initiate. Just don't make the convo about appearances, because it is too sensitive given the context of being at a gym.
This is actually good advice. Only problem is that I'm married with kids, and my wife is pretty hot...so I'm not really all that interested in hooking up with random hotties at the gym anyway.
Still, I wish I had that attitude when I was younger. The only reason I didn't spill spaghetti all over my wife when we first met is because she's my cousin's best friend. She was only mildly turned off by my autistic tendencies, but thankfully my cousin basically lied and told her a bunch of shit that I never said to turn her on to the idea of dating me.
No one cares faggot
>OP is asking for a fucking walkthrough on how to hit on girls at the gym
Here it is, and it works everywhere. In general, get in the habit of looking at people's faces, and not at their shoes or asses or tits. Have the facial expression which says "Slavic serial killer" as your default mode. Make eye contact if they look at you, hold it for a second. If it's a guy, a small nod and mouthing a "s'up" is what you do. If it's a gril, don't do anything, just hold it. When you look away - and this is important! - do NOT close your eyes to look away, and do NOT move your eyes DOWN to look away. Practice looking away directly to the side.
After you look away, think about her body language and facial expression as she made eye contact. If it wasn't total disgust or disinterest, keep an eye on her with your peripheral vision and see if she checks you out. If so, consider that an IOI. If she seemed interested at the first look, that IS an IOI.
First comment to grilz is always about them, but NOT a compliment, and not about THEM per se but about something they are doing or wearing, something that involved a choice they made. Like "hey does that tattoo have some special meaning?" or "are those squat shoes any good?" or whatever, something neutral for plausible deniability, and NOT A COMPLIMENT because YOU ARE NOT THIRSTY and NOT ABOUT THEM because they get that shit all the time.
From there, follow the flow of the conversation.
>IOI
lmao I had to look this term up. Do people actually believe the PUA crap? Do none of you have any female friends/friends of friends? The one time someone brought up PUA (to take the piss out of them) literally every girl in the room who knew what they were kept talking about how awkward they are
Fuck. I've been going with Germanic serial killer this whole time.
Anyone else love seeing guys hit on girls at the gym? As in it's the most cringe shit ever.
Even if the guy is in good shape I just think to myself, "Really..."
Then again I go to the gym to work out and not play Speed Dating. You can almost see the thoughts running through their head and their body language all signalling that they want to get away. But most of the time they are too non confrontational to signal their intentions or what they really believe.
Please do not talk to females at the gym. Unless you're a 10/10 Chad in her eyes, she doesn't want to be bothered. She's sweaty, has no cake on, and probably just wants to kick some stress ass before getting home and going back to her life, she doesn't need to deal with horny test filled men coming up to her and having to come up with sly excuses to reject them, potentially having to avoid the gym at that specific time in the future. Just don't do it ok? If a girl wants your dick, wait for her to hop onto it.
You cared enough to reply.
>The one time someone brought up PUA (to take the piss out of them) literally every girl in the room who knew what they were kept talking about how awkward they are
In theory, PUA and Red Pill shit works. I mean why wouldn't it? It preaches all of the things that SHOULD make someone attractive to women.
However, it falls flat because the people who unconsciously do the things that PUA and Red Pill advocate are usually successful, attractive men who fill the archetypes naturally.
Instead, you end up getting tall, lanky autists or ugly skinny fats who thing that spewing PUA without an actual foundation will work.
Because everyone is there to work out, faggot. There's no natural angle. Unless what the user's above stated happens (organically striking up conversation, etc.) Otherwise, you'll be the annoying creeper creeping out all the girls. If you're shit enough at it, it may get you kicked out of your gym. Looks like you'll have to leave your comfort zone an pick up women in social places there, autismo.
Unless the people at your gym or your gym squeeze are particularly chatty and social, there won't really be any space to "pick up". The rules are different; it's not a club.
This. I suggest you autists do some proper reading.
Models by Mark Manson is a good place.
It's not about cynicism. It's about the unspoken rules of each environment that people with your condition can't pick up on naturally. Do you buy girls drinks at the supermarket? Do hang around the bus stop and wait for stray college girls? Go to a party. Go to a bar. Go to a club. Go to beer league softball. Wine tasting. Fucking anything. There people expect people to be shooting the shit for the sake of it.
holy shit those digits user so close
Dude don't be mad because you've never fucked a chick you met at the grocery store.
you sound jelly user did mommy not cook the tendies right?
You can shoot the shit almost anywhere. Just because you've never had the balls to say hi to a girl walking by doesn't mean others don't get laid by doing that. I agree that the gym isn't the place. If you're a tipped sick cunt then maybe. If not, getting there should be your only focus at the gym.
This. I've read all the pua shit. When I'm drinking I naturally do some of the shit that i read but when your sober its awkward af
You must have skipped over the parts about inner game. This is typical of people trying to get into the game. They read all the "tricks" and skip the part about working on themselves.
an IOI is an IOI. I'm 50, married 25+ years, and was doing "day game" before it had a name. "indicator of interest" did her face or body language indicate she liked you? it's that simple.
what the fuck gym are YOU at where women actually sweat and don't wear makeup? yeah ok the few that actually are working out are there to workout, but they won't be making eye contact or giving you IOIs anyways so what?
Ask her "Hey, are you working out?"
>trying to pick up chicks at the gym is like trying to pick them up at the grocery store
I did that, never again.
Some chad should film themselves doing this and post results.
>REEEeEEEeEE
T. Mediocre garbage
"Are you working out?"
tfw gym has separate area for women
>What is a universal method
Have you tried the INVASION method?
>ITT: OP is a social, and quite possibly a literal, retard
That form.
God I wanna fuck the Fannings. I can't even tell the difference between them, I just want them on my dick. I don't even know if pic related is one of them. I don't care.
Try to smell their butts after their 3rd squat.
Urinate on their gym bag.
Ask if they are working out
>I smart
A girl picked me up in the gym the other day, no kidding. My gym has only two benches, and some dude just got on the basement one, and had *7* sets to go, so I went upstairs and asked this 30ish year old ginger how many sets she had left. She said three and I said "okay" and starting wandering off to the lat machine and she said "HEY you KNOW it'll go faster if you spot me!"
"ohh, ookay"
She berated me about my haircut and ended up leaving with my phone number. Weirdest thing that ever happened to me. Anyway we got lunch a while later but I bailed after that, i'm a lowkey guy, that was one pushy girl.
>this entire thread
Jesus Christ. I thought the Veeky Forums userbase was at least a little bit less autistic and socially cringey than the rest of Veeky Forums but I guess you can't lift away autism and delusion
If you were confident you wouldn't need a guide.
flex a cep, obviously
Lauren Southern? pretty qt
how about the "i've been awake on meth for 5 days straight and can smell your thoughts" look?
Need a universal pickup line user?
kek
i think this meme expired already
ask them if they are here to workout, its a good joke/ice breaker.
>"Hey are you a vampire or something LOL"
Jesus christ, user
Is tinder actually that easy for hookups as long as you're attractive?
Yes. It's fucking amazing.
Pretty much. I mean you'll have to go through a bunch of bullshit before you find someone that actually eants to fuck but still, you'll find someone eventually.
Warning: gurls that only have photoes from the neck up are always fat
you're right
>all the swole guys focussing on their workout
>skelly manlets chat up girls between their lightweight machine sets.
Then again, I believe women from the gym aren't gf material anyway