>the gym gains goblin ran off with my squatting skateboard
The gym gains goblin ran off with my squatting skateboard
Other urls found in this thread:
>manlet pit duty again today because my ass didnt literally touch grass when squating
>i dont think the shaman will forgive me this time
should i change gym? I have been caught more than 2.5 times and I think they've written me down on the non ATG list.
>summoned to tribunal before the gym elders for squatting in the curl rack again
>manlet pit upgraded to chasm
>gym clown spraying diet coke instead of shakes out of seltzer bottle again
>gym milfs didn't work out today because they had to attend their son's graduations.
>banned from the gym for life because the gym nurses found out I'm not autistic
>sheriff of freeweight town caught me not doing my cardio before coming over, and deported me back to machineville until my papers have been approved
>jeb!-chan
R A R E
>gym wizard raised the price on potions of giant strength
>gym dealer left the locker room
gym narc must have got him
>gym librarian banned me for 3 weeks cause I spilled S I P S on my mandatory copy of Mark Rippetoe's Starting Strength
> gym brothel is on lock-down cause a manlet escaped the pit again
>the Waffen SS + GOMAD detained me for questioning after manlets escaped the concentration pit
>skipped leg day last week
>forged a sick note from my mother so the gym principal wouldn't think I was just being lazy
>got caught and had to pull the chariot for the king of manlets as punishment
>local gym about to be taken over by a chain
>gym military mobilizing reservists to to form a defense force
>refuse conscription
>thrown in manlet pit for the duration of the war
>run front desk for planet fitness
>manlets keep burning up on re-entry
...
>he doesn't know about his permanent gym record
You're fucked
These are getting too good
Dude If you ever change gyms you're obliged to inform the gym staff and users that you're a registered quarter squatter. Good luck living with the stigma.
>Gym gardener hasn't been in to trim the plates in over a week
>Plates are completely overgrown irregular polygons now
>Asshole dive bombing squats brought kneebola to the gym
>Gym closed for 6 months due to quarantine
Kek
>plate dispenser took my quarters again
>had to deadlift sideways
>A's banned at gym for some reason
>Forced to snitch instead of snatch
> gym elections this year
> candidates give you unprompted spots and keep pitching their party
> get given free protein shakes from the Deadlift Liberals
Don't know how I feel about this
iktf bro
>had to enter a blood pact to join my gym's SkullKrusher Kult
>did wrist curls afterwards and got a staph infection in the cut because some asshole didn't wipe down the dumbbells after he used them
>spent two weeks in gym's infectious diseases ward, lost all my gains
>got kicked out of the Kult for missing the full moon squat session
>Did OHP with gym twink
>A month later learn I have HIV of the elbow
Never lift unprotected
>Gym bans I's
>Gym twink replaced with gym twank
>gym choir director out sick
>I had to step in
>sore from arm day
>That choir sounded like a god damn clone army of Stephen hawking grandma's with no feel for tempo
How will I ever recover from this embarrassment
>lanklet nest in the showers
>make an appeal to the council of elders, they refuse to hire an exterminator
>get bitten up every time I want to wash off
>manlet pit is full again
>manlets crawling all over the floor looking for weights
>mfw I place them above their reach
>mfw they try to build a manlet tower put of 5 people to get the weight
>placed it even further up
It's the law, user. gov.uk
>not using potions of giant gains
>go to gold's gym
>drop a weight and it chips
>the coolie prospector that lives in the janitors cave grabs the piece before I can
Is there a gym rule against stealing manlets from the manletpit and strapping them to my arms and legs to form a 12'1 mantron
No, but manlets tend to be very aggressive. So watch out, they even bite
> new power rack, everyone happy
> gym assassins haven't had a contract in months