Tell myself I'm just gonna eat my 3 meals a day and that's it, no snacks

>tell myself I'm just gonna eat my 3 meals a day and that's it, no snacks
>first day goes pretty well, just finished dinner
>go to the pantry to throw healthy choice meal box away
>I open the door and see a bag of lays barbecue potato chips staring back at me
Now let me tell ya, I fuckin love potato chips, but barbecue chips are something else
>tell myself since I did so good today I could have a couple
>I'll just count it as a part of dinner so I don't break my rule
>watch some anime while I eat
>I reach my hand in and the bag is empty and I'm 2 1/2 episodes into fate zero
>realize I ate the entire bag already
>well fuck I guess today's already a failure so might as well get some Ice cream
>now I'm 5 episodes into fate zero and there's two empty tubs of Ben and jerrys sitting next to me
>and an empty bag of popcorn
>how'd that get there?
>tell myself to stop and go to my room to not be near food anymore so I don't get tempted
>have allergies so I go to get a Kleenex to blow my nose
>pull out the last one
>decide to run out to walmart to grab some more boxes really quick
>get in the car and get on the road
>as I'm driving pass a billboard
>"2 medium 2 topping pizzas for 6.99 each at papa johns" it reads
>i blink and I'm handing over a twenty to the girl who works there
>as I'm driving home eating my pizza I realize I'm low on gas
>stop at racetrac
>decide I'll get an extra large mtn Dew to help wash down the pizza
>"but this time I'll get diet soda" I say to myself with a chuckle
>as I open the door my eyes catch sight of several taquitos sitting on a heating thing
>get 2 of them and a hot dog along with an extra large mtn dew
>as I'm paying I realize I forgot to make it diet
>when I get home the taquitos are gone along with one of the pizzas
>tell myself I'll save the other pizza for tomorrow
>eat the pizza
All I've got left is a hot dog. Please give me motivation to not eat it

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You know what you're doing g OP you knew what you were doing the whole time. You're just a brainlet.

I know what I'm doing but only after it's too late

Hey fat man, why do you eat so much? Do you like being a disgusting sexless monster? You know the human form is one of nature's greatest displays of grace and beauty.

Try raw vegetables instead of pizza maybe

No you're literaly just retarded. You knew what you were doing around the time you fucked up and knew you got those chips. Then you just have up cause fuck it you're fat anyway and you already fucked up what's one more day right?
I dont understand fat people. Must be all the brainfat

The chips were there already...

They look so good :(

Do as pic related OP

Next time your tummy hurts you need to just let it hurt mongo Chan. Your wittle tummy hurts cause you're not eating as much that's good. Let it shrink so you're not impulsively esto g everything cause of how stretched out that black hole is and your body's need to maintain its uneccesary fat weight. Dude just fucking don't lol. Just stop. Literaly stop. Quit being a brainet.
I bet you can't even do nofap.

How in the fuck did you not get full? Seriously, if I put down an entire bag of chips like that, I'd be so bloated that I probably wouldn't even eat for the rest of the day.

Your stupidity aside, though, why not just avoid temptation by not buying fucking chips and ice cream? Get some sugar free Jello if you have a sweet tooth.

I kinda can't really fap. Too difficult to reach.

I can lay a certain way on my side that puts enough pressure on my dick to thrust into. Feels pretty good but cleaning up the jizz sucks. Usually have to shower really thoroughly and it's hard to get all of it out of there

It's like a snack. You ever had a snack but ate a bit later? You were still hungry even though you ate.

Nobody here understands what it's like to be that way all the time

Is this real? I wish I could watch you doing a number on yourself.

>It's like a snack.
An entire bag of chips is a snack? Wow...

>You ever had a snack but ate a bit later?
I don't devour an entire bag of chips as a snack, no. I couldn't even eat half a bag of chips without getting full. Honestly, I don't eat snacks. If I get a food craving, I either ignore it or drink water.

>You were still hungry even though you ate.
>Nobody here understands what it's like to be that way all the time
I get cravings too. I just ignore them. I'd love to gorge myself on pizza, Flaming Hot Cheetos and ice cream sundaes all day long...but I don't. I have will power.

Like I said before if you get hungry eat some sugar-free Jello to tithe you over. That shit tastes delicious, is pretty filling, and is only like 3-5 calories per cup. Also, just fucking stop buying unhealthy shit that will tempt you. If it's not in your house, you probably won't even crave it that much.

>Get some sugar free Jello if you have a sweet tooth
Better yet, go to the chink grocery and buy agar-agar powder. This is a genatinizing agent derived from seaweed that's basically all protein. It fills you up and you can make honey agar jelly

You keep your trash and food in the same closet? Disgusting

You gotta count calories, or else you'll never feel accountable for what your actually eating

I was eating 6k calories easy without even realizing it before I counted calories.

Pringles? Ben & Jerries? Crispy pizza with sumptuous toppings? Juicy burger with fresh french fries? Wash it down with Fanta? Get some chocolate?

Why the fuck not, if that's what you want!

Live your life, and care not what others say, enjoy while it lasts, and eat to your hearts' content!

mmmm I miss it.

You won't have a working heart after eating all that garbage

It was a mouthwatering description of my daily routine, except that I plan ahead, and buy everything in advance in bulk (except for burgers and pizza, which I order to my flat) so that my nightly junk food pig-out session consisting of slowly stuffing myself with a host of junk food delicacies while browsing Veeky Forums, watching series, movies, culminating in fapping to the harshest, sickest porn, and then smiling myself to sleep with the memories of a good day.

...

or anything else for that matter

But I'm tired of being fat

I'm not OP but I can easily eat over 10k calories a day. How do you think fatties become fat? And it stayed with me even when I cut from 230 to 165lbs. The struggle is real. Being fat is a mental disease that needs to be treated separately

Then sleep longer, that cures tiredness. But just before sleeping, don't you want to gobble down those hot dogs? And now that you are there, get some Coca Cola to make it slip. Gummy bears? Candy lines? Some Kinder Maxi King? Why not treat yourself with some chocolate bar after eating 'em hot dogs?
C'mon I know you want it, you know you want it.
Food, especially junk food, and fast food loves you, and you love it. It cares about you, and wants to taste good in your mouth, and so you accept this love, and unite in scintillating taste bursts. Embrace your inner child, and let go of consequences, just eat without guilt - I mean you deserve it, right?

Good on you brother
The fuck are you getting at nigger

Take control of your life. This isn't even including the other three meals you ate, it's just me estimating all the shit you listed. Christ on a bike, man.

No they do not.

read the book:

"never binge again"

it's free on amazon ebook and I have a feeling it may really resonate with you

hope it helps

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>panda express mountain dew

why not just mountain dew?

I just went with the highest calorie count since he said XL, and MFP doesn't list anything specifically over large. I dunno how your sizes work in the states, desu.

Too small

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>tfw lanklet with weak appetite and minimal gains

>17.78 g sodium

Kek, 8/10
At least you put in considerably more effort than a "lol accidently an entire aisle of PB tubs lmao xD"

Wow man, thanks a lot! You might save my life

>Buying food
>Having food in your house

hahahaha good luck