Tinder general

"ayy gurl lemme smash"

Ask if traps are gay.

tell her you wanna have a wife that sits at home and cooks for him

If your ass was a Chinese restaurant, then I'd have the poo poo platter

R U a archaeologist?

tell her you have naughty pics that tinder censors at stringemil.de

I've fucked better but fuck it let's go.

Ask if she has accepted sharia yet

Thanks for matching "name here"

Press 1 to get a generic hello
2 for a GIF
And 3 for a cheesy chat up line

Or alternatively press 0 to speak to one of our agents (if they go with this ask for number to connect them)

Literally got laid off this

ay bby u want sum fuk?

tell her you're actually a 50 year old lesbian

are you a dinosaur doctor cause i have a boner

yo

Where is your hijab you whore

bost benis :DDD

>Do you know how dry your grandmother's vagina is?

Girl you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

"I asked virgins on the internet what I should write to you"

Umm... I don't know how this weird website works (how do I log in? thru facebook?) but my friend sent me this page and you should probably stop swiping right on girls who are taller than u, weirdo! haha

#?

Why God?

ayy grl u wan sum fuk?

Hello, my pronouns are xe/xir. What are yours?

*cracking fingers* so hello, Bethany! I hope you know you're in for a ride when you swiped right on me! Want go for a coffee sometime?

Let's get down to brass tax, for all intensive purposes you are nothing more than a warm cocksleeve to me. Give me your number and I will fuck your brains out, slut.

hmu

Yo, ur hot af, lets hangout on friday

My cock just died, can I bury it in you?

Wanna fuck?

link her the thread

A-are y-you an archeologist?

Are you an archeologist?

Would you like to see my figma collection?

ask if her dad allows her to put out pictures of her in such a revealing outfit

Come over and suck my 9 incher

wanna se my warhammer collection? ;)

Hey so I asked some virgins what I should write to you, but I'm a bit lazy so you'll have to pick the best one yourself:

Anal?

haha hi xD, ever watched Rick and Morty before? maybe we could watch it together haha

Tell her you love her

Send her the link to this thread.

hey ur cute *hides*

Let's fuck

You look like you fuck niggers

finally

You are hot but you would look better on top of my dick lol

winrar

why does the worst one in the thread always win

if you want to taste heaven, you have to put it in your mouth

wtf are all these messages from you or different people?? i can't see it, is it cuz im not logged in? wtf is this app?

winrar

...

Can i sex your vagania with my pee pee?

Op here. Trips undo dubs. Start rolling again

kill yourself you fucking retard

ayyy op confirmed not a faggot

Definitely anal.

nah, go fuck yourself

das it

OP you faggot.
okay send her this, I have genital warts just trying to get that out of the way first

hi i have tickets for an ariana grande concert, wanna go with me?

"Are you an archaeologist?"

Have sex with me! Now!

hmu

OP is a gigantic fucking faggot
If you gon' roll, you can't just ignore it because you didn't like it

hey ur cute

do this OP

Nice going OP.

Do you have any cute guy friends whose number is can have?

"Cock my suck"

A dubs which contains dubs previously, as with this one with the 55 do not count.

hey ur cute

nice do it op, could actually work if you come of as a chad in your profile

Autism

hey ur cute *flies away*

hey ur cute *blushes*

hey ur cute *nuzzles nose*

>dubs
You gotta do it OP

When I get a match like this I don't even bother.

There's just no way it's gonna happen.

OP here, when I said dubs I mean only odd numbered dubs

hey ur cute *winking nervously*

rollerino for this

Literally all posts in this thread will contain 55 you dope. Shit thread, terrible OP.

OP BETTER DELIVER

Op is a sack of shit and can't even follow his own rules

Way to ruin a thread

For the OP, I suggest saying this: الرد على هذا المنصب أو أمك سوف يموت في نومها الليلة من قبل غانغراب مسلم

hey ur cute *flexes a 'cep*

Great thread OP, 10/10

OP is gay

You must look good, that stuff is cringey