Why did she have so much sex with other men...

Why did she have so much sex with other men? Was it because Napoleon was a fat balding swarthy manlet with a small penis?

Napoleon had a huge dong. It's a documented historical fact.

It all depends on how fertile a woman is, a low fertility woman has to fuck a lot to increase the chances of getting pregnant.

because all women are whores

This right there

Women are polygamous, they dont feel love.

She was imprisoned during the terror, her husband was guillotined, and she was probably going to be guillotined had Thermidor not happened. She might have been acting out from some form of PTSD.

Napoleon was off campaigning quite a lot, and vibrators hadn't been invented yet.

Nabulion, you are of man now
U must choose a female to bang

Will you choose old sterile whore Joséphine?
Or qt little sister Pauline?

It's these.

Women don't "love," they lust.

>board idolises Boneypart
>doesn't know basic Napoleon history

silly anons

Everyone who read a wiki article knows she slept with one ( 1 ) dude at the beginning of the marriage because she didn't love him. She was widowed with two kids without any means to support them and herself, so she went the golddigger route. She eventually grew to really love him tho and they could be super cute together.

Also don't talk shit about Josephine, Napoleon would not approve
He did have a small penis tho

>Pauline will never use you as her footstool
>ywn will never be Pauline's black slave and carry her naked to her bath because she doesn't consider you a man/human

why live

source?

>board idolizes Napoleon
all i've seen is people shit on Napoleon. it hurts me deep down inside.

She only had an affair with one guy, some cavalry officer manlet that was a beta orbiter that hung around women all the time and was obsessed with fashion. Meanwhile Napoleon was btfo’ing Austrian armies like it was going out of fashion.

Because he spent his days on Veeky Forums.

>Get's btfo by a roastie slut
>copes by shitposting on Veeky Forums
>become bitter old man at age 26
God this shit writes itself. Poor bastards will never know love. I genuinely feel bad for em.

So there are niggers on Veeky Forums
>M E T A

>implying she didn't fuck scores of other men behind old nappy boneys back
>implying she didn't fuck every smelly peasant in paris
>implying she didn't guzzle british cum on the regular after his defeat(s)

>frenchfags are unironically defending their emperor being a cuckold

HAHAHAHAHA

Then you're a deluded ouiboo who goes into a spasm when anyone says something negative in your 13th napoleon wank off thread of the day

>british fags unironically defending their german queen and large history of french kings
>has to resort with the cuck arguement to smear napoleon, doesn't work because napoleon cucked Joséphine as hard as possible in retribution, the divorced her

Kys anglo subhuman

hmssmooshkin on tumblr

>Napoleon was significantly short
Mere *nglo propaganda

Napoleon’s family fucking hated Josephine but they only ever accused her of fucking one guy. If she fucked more they definitely would have mentioned it.