How much money for a happy family on a farm living inna' woods?

NOW TELL ME HOW MUCH MONEY I NEED TO BUY THAT FARM INNA WOODS.

I plan on having at least 7 kids.

>Marrying a virgin.

Daily reminder that marriage is a bad deal for men

He stupid female love magic was infecting my mind, she actually made me consider buying a house. I live in fucking Australia, we are in a housing bubble and our houses are in the top 3 most expensive in the world. A rational person does not buy houses in a market like this.

She was affecting my mind and making me think irrational stupid thoughts about starting a family with her, and I had to drop her.

Plus a family isn't worth throwing away your freedom to fuck as much pussy as you want for the rest of your life. Maybe if you are a poorfag with no hopes, it might be a good deal. But if you've made it, being locked into a one pussy contract for like would be like a jail sentence.

Just a welfare check every fortnight would do it Cletus.

Women are the shitcoins of life and marriage is bagholding. Don´t do it. You will lose money while Pajeet and Tyrone pump and dump her.

yes please do us a favor and disappear from the gene pool

>sperm don't work if you haven't signed an exclusive partnership with the ovary owner

how much money did you lose in crypto user :^)
what are u currently bagholding

What an idiotic thing to say. If you get rich first, then that money will have a bearing on who you marry. Maybe if you're lucky, you won't marry a gold digger but you'll never know for sure how much your money played a role in her decision to say yes. If you start off as a poorfag then you get rich together, then you'll never have to deal with sneaky gold diggers as long as you stay married. You're going to share your success with someone - best it be someone that deserves that privilege because she stuck with you through thick and thin. How can you not understand this?

>Not marrying a virgin wife

If you do not have a lifetime goal starting from childhood --be it becoming president or starting your own ISIS, you will become a boring, colourless normie. Folks like you are needed to fill those damn deskjobs, thanks anyways.

>How can you not understand this?

How do you not understand that bagholding a forever depreciating asset for life is a terrible deal.

>b-but if you get rich first then golddiggers

Goldiggers aren't a problem if you don't marry them.

Getting married before you got rich is terribly unlucky, getting married after you get rich is terribly stupid.

The big difference is I'm speaking from experience and you are not.

>youtube.com/watch?v=FSQfJm69ttg

Admit it, user.

You want that kind of life.

Cocaine and hookers are just going to take a hammer to your emotions.

This. People need to think bigger than marrying a woman. If finding a wife and having kids is your life goal, you really need to assess your life goals, or at least accept the fact that you are an ultra boring normie and stop trying to parade around your vanilla lifestyle as if it's something interesting and cool.

I almost married my gf dude. I felt like I dodged a bullet.

So you've just admitted you've never been married but you're offering marriage advice to people some of whom are married. Okiedokie.

We're about to hit 7k by the way, hold on to your butts and good luck to all

With women its better to get in on thier ICO.

>Bible study every day
>Camera men hovering around you all the time
>OMG We are reproducing again

I could not deal with that. I would honestly hate to live in a lifestyle like that. All I can see there is restrictions on my freedom for the sake of a family culture focused around an obvious pregnancy fetish and worship of reproduction.

I dunno why you fags are so interested in that boring shit. Is it because you never had it? I grew up in a big christian family, with a big extended family, church every week, prayer meetings with all the big church families and church community every weeknight just like in your video. I've lived that video before as a kid. Trust me. You don't want it.

I'm not offering marriage advice.

I am offering life advice.

degenerates

>degenerates
>posts a socialist reaction image

Wew lad. Get on my helicopter we're going for a ride.

the jew has poisoned your mind with its debauchery

All I need is 200,000 dollarydoos and I'll be set for a comfy life with minimal work. At 500,000 I basically wouldn't have to work again.

Fuck lambos, I'm a simple man. Living quietly innawoods is what I consider fun.

$500,000 is the magic number?

Sounds doable with the correct investments.

I'm trying to build a relationship with a virgin christian girl atm. It's really fucking hard work, I have to constantly go to church with her, listen to her boring friends. Yesterday she made me go to church after a night of drinking. It was torture, I nearly passed out during mass.